YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! #BLUEJAYS

Hoshoryu! But this throw by Aonishki! www.bbc.com/sport/live/c...

Hey at least when the Canucks came and fucked up the White House at least there was a war going on.

Okay for the record. There have been innumerable signs of amazing. There have been so... so many. This one was the first to make me actually lol. This is the current winner at the time of reposting. :D

Proud papa moment: my son J published a letter in the @nytimes.com today (in print tomorrow) on the need to think our definitions of autism.

Broadcast confession!! "I am drug runner for Venezuelan cartel sent by...low...energy? Communist ANTIFA leader Maduro. Am not fisherman. I love America! But forced to deliver drugs because of failed socialism of...Hillary Clin...ton? And sleepy Bidden. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

@thebeaverton.com Well done. Very well done. @bencollins.bsky.social I'm sorry mate, but this wins today.

Space Harrier at 40: how Sega’s surreal classic brought total immersion to arcades in the 80s

Oh yeah, Autism and Neurodivergence is a totally new made up in the last 50 year thing.

Okay, I will say that in life, if I'm gonna tell a tall tale, I'm gonna make you believe 100% it is convincing. Put another way, if you're gonna bullshit, bullshit well. I also will admit that this to me, sounds like some really good bullshit if it is indeed that. I ignorant if it is. (1/2)

LOL Listening to the great @bobcesca.bsky.social and @cliffschecter.bsky.social . First off Cliff, sorry not sorry eh! LETS GO JAYS! :D But, I have to say I damn near choked on my Dr. Pepper Zero when you talked about "Assholes for Freedom!" I'd join that group! :D

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

Read the whole thread. Bravo sir. @bencollins.bsky.social Tim himself couldn't publish better. :D Well maybe he could, but if he did I'd do a RICO on him. SUAVE!

OKAY! OKAY! #BLUEJAYS @bluejays.com LETS! PLAY! BALL! (And we kicked the Yankee's ASS!) BOOOOOOOYAH!

@taradublinrocks.bsky.social Hey Tara. If you're a fan of alliteration. How about for your show: 'The truth Tara tells!' :D

Not my nation, not my military. But I gotta say, today was simply Capt. Hegseth whipping his tinky winky dinky and splatting it down on the table, because he could. He's the Sec Def. They are required to follow his lawful orders. And he got them all to come because he said so. Power trip boner.

This dog was spotted bopping to a beat so sick, even her vibes are contagious. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: ws.take)

Tonight ladies and gentlemen, we play a most wonderful game. It's called, 'Playing in Production'. Wish me luck. :D

#rimworld players know what's up. #squirrel @ludeonstudios.bsky.social Don't know if it's real, don't care.

Not going to feel bad about this. ER, MUH GERD me and my big boi. #corgicrew #corgi

The Perfect job I'm completely unqualified for and would probably get very little actual work done beyond... "Squee omg." doesn't Exist... Except @pjsgoodvibes.bsky.social IT DOES EXIST AND THIS IS IT! ERMAHGERDAXOLOLOLOLTLS!

Small favour my friends. If I reply to a post but don't like the original post, it's a small holdover from my days over there where I was much more likely to be calling someone a twat. 99% of my replies here should auto include a like. Please don't think I don't care.

Somedays, somedays I want to just want to sit back and watch the world burn.

To my LGBT+ friends and family. Think of me as the pole. Not part of the flag but I am straight, and I'll support you! (not my line, but I liked it so yoink!)

HOO BOY. Email to my MP. Mr. Muys, I read and saw today that the House gave a partial standing ovation to Charlie Kirk, who called for the murder of Joe Biden, pardon of the man who attempted the murder of Nancy Pelosi's husband with intent for her as well. /1

www.brittlestar.com/p/what-to-do... @brittlestar.com Sage wisdom... who'd a thunk it?

I am adorable. ~Sir Reginald Chauncey Wigglebottom. #corgicrew #corgi #corgisky

😳 That moment in #rimworld when you have forgotten that Rhino's are fast as fuck bois. #imindanger

TEMU Wolverine wouldn't even get in between his Wife and Trump trying to grab her by the pussy. He'd sit there in the chair while he did it and tell him what a magnificent grabber he is. He'd change Trump's Diaper while Trump did anything to her.

Second Amendment activists in shock as Charlie Kirk shot instead of just schoolchildren

@support.bsky.team Woof. 4 GB usage today when it wasn't even active. (Was driving) Something went wonky.

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck

More like ChatDJT

Vive le Quebec! Deux chien Royale.

Game on! Applications are open for the Community Celebration Support Fund, which will support vibrant community events in celebrating the world’s biggest soccer event coming to Toronto in 2026! Find details & apply by September 17: www.toronto.ca/services-pay...

I yield the grounds to you sir. May I someday deliver something equal to this. First-Class Post.

‘Put American spirits back’ on Canadian shelves, U.S. booze group urges - National | Globalnews.ca globalnews.ca/news/1134878... How about no, and oh, GFYS. Sorry. But we like our booze without the Fascisim chaser. Also. Boo fucking hoo. Whiny bitchasses.

Put together a quick little 15 second vid for my @indiexpt.bsky.social submission using gifs I already had on hand. Also served as a nice bit of practice with Davinci. #gamedev #indiedev #solodev

Oh this one is sad. This guy was what I think I would have liked to have been like if I were a judge. @whitehouse.senate.gov @reed.senate.gov You boys lost a good'un.

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

I wonder if the Sandwich guy and the Twisted Tea guy should form a band.

Okay #corgi #corgisky What's the toy that your corgo looks at like Ein looks at his pickle? Or the photo of your potat looking at you like this. I begin the search through the elventybillion photos now.

Dear Sana (if I may use your first name). This is a RED ALERT!!! Guard the wallet, guard the credit cards. @wajali.bsky.social will be on the hunt. www.ign.com/articles/leg... I sense a great disturbance in the Force.

SHE HAS HER BOOGER HOOK ON THE BANG SWITCH. Also, If I may, I in my teenage years was JAFR (just an fing reservist). I got to bang bang a C9 on adverse, it was fun. I remember how it felt on the shoulder in the prone position and it was just 5.56. What ever that is, imagine if it went off. Ow

Hey #corgicrew #corgi #corgisky peeps. Today my younger derp had his second seizure in 6 weeks. I know they can happen, and the vet is not terribly worried. It's pretty scary, but he seems fine now. He has a checkp planned for tomorrow anyways, but have y'all had to deal with this?

"stick to menswear"

I might be a miserable SOB from time to time, but goddamn if I'm ever this... joyless, just take me out the back and put me out of everyone else's misery first and mine second. Yes, the terrible punctuation and lying on its side, along with the rest. I love muh furballs.

TOM'S MOM KICKS ASS!

I'll just say I was glad I was not drinking anything as I finished reading this.