I just want a handsome hyper husband. Is that too much to ask?

if you can help that mean a lot <3 ko-fi.com/sletagiant

Just feeling tired today

Going back to watch old episodes and i definitely think season 1 of Hazbin Hotel had better pacing and character development. And better songs.

- I wonder why.

Whenever I find myself surprised at the idea of people wanting to create ai generated homunculi of their dead loved ones, I remind myself that's what religions have been doing since time immemorial, it's just the logical continuation of life after death. We really are just as stupid as the monkeys.

I hate drivers. Fucking entitled, ignorant, and unaware assholes. I'm fine, but I hate being yelled at so early in the morning. If you're the waste of skin who tries to make a right turn without yielding to pedestrians or cyclists on the bike path, unalive yourself so the world can get better.

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike. Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year. Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.

I had the pleasure of seeing a Final Fantasy concert a couple months ago, and while there were more dramatic pieces during the concert, this has been the song I keep thinking back to! youtu.be/nyQCR-8Squ4?...

I think this season of Hazbin Hotel kind of forgot its fun to be able to sing along with the songs... When you make them difficult to understand it sort of takes away the fun.

People really act like everybody who criticizes Rowling just have always hated Harry Potter. I was there at several book launches. I saw the movies. I've just grown increasingly bitter at her bigoted bullshit over time. And then realized giving her money was a problem. So I disconnected!

Oh it's nights like tonight that make me regret not living out in the country anymore. I bet the northern lights look spectacular without the city light

Ooh on this playthrough I beat Lost Lace on the second try. Alright, Silksong is MUCH more enjoyable the second time around, especially when you don't feel the pressure to keep up with everybody else after the initial release.

Do I know anybody with a Minecraft server who wouldn't mind an extra player?

At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes

*doodles large men*

Normally I watch period dramas for the fancy outfits. But I just really don't like bustle gowns, oof

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

Why did they give Zaza such big expressive eyes! It makes it so much worse!

I don’t think it’s enough to unalive the billionaires, we’re also going to have to take out their cultists…

lol

So, Team Cherry DEFINITELY killed a few people with epilepsy due to that second Trobbio fight, right? I can't be the only one thinking that...

Fun reminder; a couple of those rich megadonors spent more against Mamdani than what he even wanted to tax them. So they would have lost less money if they had just done nothing.

Captain Torture

Oh it's nice to wake up to good news!

Happy national dick cheney is dead day

Life's better with moisturizer

Hey.

TIL that Scott Adams, the creator of the Dilbert corporate satire comic, has stage 4 prostate cancer. He went full ivermetin-chugging MAGA, and now is calling in a favor from Dear Leader's administration. Such a weird story arc that I didn't see coming back when the Dilbert comic was popular.

Good morning and happy Macro Monday! Enjoy a picture of @sletagiant.bsky.social out for a morning stroll, just enjoying the sights and sounds of nature... and the enormous thundering crash of his own footsteps of course.

Good morning and happy Macro Monday! Enjoy a picture of @sletagiant.bsky.social out for a morning stroll, just enjoying the sights and sounds of nature... and the enormous thundering crash of his own footsteps of course.

Me: *doing anything* My brain, randomly: Trobbiooooooo!!!

So many drawing ideas, no inclination to actually draw them

Sudden mental image of a giant scratching his back against a building the same way a bear would against a tree. Somebody should animate that.

Oof beating grand mother sikh without any healing is a bit difficult, but I did it!

I love this show youtu.be/t_MB4WWuqTs?...

I get the feeling this seasons songs on Hazbin are going to be a bit more difficult to learn…

How did I not know there was new episodes of Hazbin Hotel out?

Of COURSE Israel would come up with a bank statement based code to violate laws and exert influence over admittedly evil multinational corporations. Every fucking stereotype about the people of this country is true. Bunch of child murdering monsters. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Wow, all Israel had to do was say the word "ceasefire" one time and all the west was happy to go "thank goodness" and look away and let Israel get right back to genociding.

Why does the word "BOOM" work on me so well?

All the other men with the pumped up pecs, better run better come, over here and flex 'em.

Every time you see someone saying he needs to be the next president "because he can win the election" you are seeing someone who believes that people like me must be crushed out of public life and existence as an acceptable sacrifice.

I guess slaughtering each other is just what humans do. No point in being sad about it, just stick your head in the sand and hope it doesn't come for you.

Emma Thompson is an absolute GOAT ❤️