There's something deeply upsetting about telling someone over the phone about something nice a friend did for you (like, "my roommate and her girlfriend surprised me with a birthday cake") and their response is no response. No, "that's so nice of them" or "that's sweet" Just silence

Good-bye, "dirty thirties" Hello, "fucky forties"

Fun reminder; a couple of those rich megadonors spent more against Mamdani than what he even wanted to tax them. So they would have lost less money if they had just done nothing.

I've never seen someone come out for the tunnel dance with this much energy. (A'ja) www.instagram.com/reel/DQpMi_Q...

Today's the big 4 0 for me 🎂 I dunno what to say other than I don't feel 40 🤷‍♂️ I've spent the past 2 years eating better, lifting, moisturizing and reshaping my body into something that looks better than it has in over 15 years. Its never too late yall ❤️ Well, except for maybe that one guy

Is dissociating like ego death? I feel odd (all good, no bad thoughts 👍). I'm really just detaching all of my previous expectations and identifiers of who I am TO MYSELF (if that makes sense). So I feel like I could be an entirely different person going forward.

i don't know what i'm doing yet but i'm doing it

Dolly Parton releases “9 to 5” 45 yrs ago today. “I knew what it was like to be a working woman trying to make a decent living, trying to be taken seriously. .. I wanted a song that sounded playful on the surface but spoke to that frustration .. A song about women .. saying, ‘We deserve better.’”

Happy Sunday!! As an fyi color sketches and busts are available ! Please check the thread for details and how to claim!

Holy shit, THAT'S what was following Jimmy Stewart around the whole time?!?

"So THAT'S why it glows" Commission for Inscrutable

the funniest thing is I've been temping for over 4 years and I feel like I can't just apply for salaried clerical jobs because I don't have the experience? Joe, yadumbbitch, you've been doing these jobs for FOUR YEARS

Catty bestows to you the greatest treat she could think of! Squished Boobs! (Patreon Exclusive, Oct 2024)

Honestly, sometimes being queer does feel like you have supernatural powers and can see or do things others can't

Ballpoint Pen Werewolf

It's a lil frustrating that it took till my late 30s to discover that I honestly enjoy boring clerical work. Harvey Pekar had the right idea

7 Slots left! Why you playin like you don't wanna see your OC all sexy and dynamic and saturated 😘 ko-fi.com/c/a07b173e2a

“Oh my god, it’s just like the movie Outbreak!” “Oh my god, I just referenced the movie Outbreak in 2025!”

Anthro Aristocats phase.

Brenda Springer from Animalympics gets an exclusive interview with the world champ in... (checks notes) Fucking!? When did that become a category!? (posted to my patreon back in April 2023, see more early by joining my patreon at https://www.patreon.com/JoeLasko)

Shockingly good song to lift to (also anyone have any nonshitty music apps I can switch to?)

We're all just made out of bunch of spaghetti code written by an engineer who was let go years ago

warning: bassist has gone from thirsty to dehydrated

Dudley's pulling double duty with devine dames and devilish desires (Originally posted to my patreon back in July 2023, see more work and early acess art by joining my patreon at https://www.patreon.com/JoeLasko)

Gonna stream for a couple hours to keep me focused, feel free to hop in and hang out :D picarto.tv/joelasko

(Me the whole time reading this)

I hit a new weight training goal! No, not a new personal best lift or a lower bmi. Instead I was at a party and a friend grabbed my arm to get my attention but stopped mid-sentence to feel it again out of surprise (literally like it were a sitcom) 😆💪

Got commissioned to draw The Furrier from Hundreds of Beavers. Please, make yourself a favor and watch this movie!

super cute gamer pup commission for Solartic

Big Milky Moos Commission for Fakkuza

Oh... oh fuck

I’ve been sick most of this month, but my creativity has come back. A quick sketch of Bubbles’ Halloween alt ego Blasphemy Beagle. I’ll do a full colour before this month is done…which is next week. lol Why is she flipping a coin? 🤷🏿‍♀️

I truly believe that going into my 40s I can absolutely learn a new trade, stick with it, get really good & advance to place where I'll have enough to retire at 70 years old... The problem is I dont know what the fuck careers are still safe and won't suddenly evaporate in 4 yrs due to greed/neglect

it finally happened youtu.be/slN0aUs9R5o?...

whomst amongst us

THIS. IS. WHY. IM. LEAVING. AUSTIN. AND. MOVING. TO. [Redacted Midwestern bikeable city]! FUCK!

who up running they man? full lineup; closeup of buzzsaw and fireball. (the rest and the timelapse are in the replies!)

Writing in Zim's voice was way too fun. Shout out to @bigdad.bsky.social for the best thick Gaz design! (This and many others were posted to my patreon back in 2023, see more art early and support me making more fun nsfw illustrations please consider joining my patreon at www.patreon.com/JoeLasko)

An EXCELLENT song to lift to

LRT: Y'all have no idea how much this means to artists - it's ok if you can't afford to support me or other artists, but boosting our work, leaving nice comments, etc goes such a long way

"What the hell is a 'Yerf'?" (Click)

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

I don't need art to love me back. We're better off just getting high together and foolin around

Weird. It's almost like she does it on purpose. (This and many others were posted to my patreon back in 2023, see more art early and support me making more fun nsfw illustrations please consider joining my patreon at https://www.patreon.com/JoeLasko)

Why would the WH join Blsky if this were a dying platform? Why would they join a dying platform full of people outside of their demographic? Maybe because it's not a dying platform and the platforms THEY claim are strong are actually the ones losing reach and losing influence? (also DNI with them)

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Reposting an old journal comic because it’s been so rewarding/cool to see me getting better and better at taking care of myself these past months

This job I have requires lots of crossovers nobody expects, then again Motomoto DOES like them big AND chunky Commission for Sparkpad

Nina