one down, two to go

The only person that should be allowed to interview RFK Jr. Is @gorskon.bsky.social . Kennedy is a true believer and well-practiced in the sophistry underpinning the modern antivax movement. Approaching him in good faith is like debating a Holocaust denier; you've lost by participating.

I'm Candace Owen's source in French military intelligence

Guys, knowing What Is In Someone's Heart is impossible but having any faith in the Marjorie Taylor Greene Redemption Arc is idiotic.

IT'S CALLED DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM, SOMETHING WE ARE LOOKING INTO VERY STRONGLY

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

bad news for trump, seems bansky has depicted him holding a red balloon beside a kid who clearly wants the balloon BAD but instead trump is handing it to a fancy tuxedo man in a top hat who's got a big bag with a dollar sign on it, even though he clearly doesn't even CARE about the balloon at ALL

this way she can have January 6th off which is a holiday in her culture

Folks they're calling it "democratic socialism" and it's something we are looking into very strongly, perhaps even to seize the means.of production, we'll see

Only 4 words, actually: Human skin truck baby.

Trump vetoing the bill would be very funny.

Oh really @nytimes.com games? I guess all of my urologists just made this term up?

James Woods as Lester in Casino pretending to write down a phone number

I thought this said "United Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes" and honestly that should be the title/plot of the next movie.

"It wasn't paedophilia because she was 17" is, as an 'argument', equivalent to responding to "I didn't do nothing" with a triumphant "Ah ha! That's a double negative! That means you did something!"

Trump gradually adopting a democratic socialist agenda as more Epstein emails leak out. "We're seizing the means of production, aren't we folks? They call it 'class consciousness,' something we're looking at very strongly."

fine fine I'll do it, get off my case

A Kennedy promising to take a bullet for you, ok.

Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand

Trump thinks JP Morgan is (currently) a person

MEDIA: Epstein was a mysterious and reclusive Gatsbyesque figure who we may never truly understand. EPSTEIN EMAILS: Subject: re:re: Pedophilia party hope u had fun having sex with children, see ya at harvard

let's give first crack at the rest of the Epstein emails to Joyce Carol Oates

the Epstein emails are all like SUBJECT: re: re: pedophilia

This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

nyc slumlords running a J6 on city hall

If Mamdani wins I will be selling one of my New York City properties.

🎶 Alooooooooooof wife of Mamdani 🎶

[Scott Adams, on his deathbed] I should have posted more.

highly polished statuary marble

Kalshi is woke

The guy that did "It Follows" nailed this

CS:GO skin ass country

Americans love to go on about freedom and liberty and give me liberty or give me death and land of the free and the Liberty Bell and the Statue of Liberty and freedom to have liberty to be free and also there is one allowed way to eat rice and you better strictly conform, bucko.

Sorry to wade into this discourse but Blockbuster sucked, streaming sucks, everything sucked then and everything sucks now.

Wealthy people need to hire a personal Red Team to tell them how stupid their ideas are.

Dude, Where's My Car? [Criterion Edition 4K Remaster]

Happy Boss's Day tomorrow!

The 2028 election hinges on finding JD Vance’s Reddit username.

lol Peter Brimelow is still salty that he got called out for using $1.4 million of VDARE's money to buy a CASTLE

The inflation rate looks alarming in nominal dollars, but after adjusting for inflation, the real inflation rate remains a steady 0.00%/yr.

Say what you will about Trump but he has *great* tits

The 2028 election is going to hinge on whether we can figure out what JD Vance's reddit username was.

hmm a reactionary authoritarian regime merges ethnonationalism with corporate interests, there should be a name for this

TACO trade undefeated

"generate a map of the USA with each state named"

my phd is in how many times the letter b is in blueberry

International Museum of Surgical Science in Chicago

100% the Big Balls story will NOT end up being that he bravely confronted carjackers to save his m'lady

hey @nytimes.com this is Grabbler erasure cc @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social @aclu.org