NEW: Jay Clayton, the nominee for Director of National Intelligence, was part of Blanche’s plot to manipulate the courts in order to protect Trump from the Epstein fallout. I go live in ONE HOUR here: youtube.com/live/PoL5ZXq...

Happy Birthday, Trump! 🫵🥳

If my math is right, the crime rate for pardoned insurrectionists is roughly three times higher than that of immigrants.

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

Cartoon by @dennisgoris.bsky.social. Have you been injured? #slushfund

A government of shallow, glib sociopaths striving to get an "Attaboy" from other shallow, glib sociopaths.

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Because “I’m not a scientist” is a shield, and “I’m basically a gynecologist” is a weapon.

Voter suppression is treason. It is treason in a government based on the will of the people. Period.

brutal meme via the official Democratic Party X account

💊 Americans are being forced to skip life-saving care … while our country spends billions to go to war. That’s the reality. 𝗜𝘁’𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲: 𝗣𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝗺𝗯𝘀. Invest in healthcare. Save lives. 👉 Please share if you agree! #HealthcareNotWarfare

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Do the laws not apply to the rich and wealthy? Kleptocracy? Quid pro quo. Bribery. You name it. All of this is wrong and illegal. Shameful.

“Kashyap here: Yes, Mr. President, I agree 100% and I’m on it. Let Savannah Guthrie find her own mother.”

Wow Scott Jennings blows up at Adam Mockler: “Get your fucking hand out of my face” Mockler: We all know that Scott Jennings is more than happy to defend a war with a country that starts with letters Ira that we are currently failing that is going to put us trillions of dollars more in debt.

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Sorry, but if you’re mad that the Southern Poverty Law Center paid informants to infiltrate Nazi groups to expose them, then you are a Nazi.

Y'all know what to do with this one...😎

They paused Oversight Committee hearings the minute we started getting answers about the Epstein files. Now it’s “roundtables”: no rules, no oaths, no subpoenas. You do the math. Because the moment accountability shows up, they shut it down. The survivors deserve better.

89 candles would have set off the sprinklers, so we settled for one — and one perfect slice of cake (with @bradtakei.bsky.social on ice cream duty). Thank you to every friend, fan, and fellow traveler who has made these 89 years such a joyous voyage.

Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%

In order to manipulate the market and increase his insider trading profits Trump announced his blockade ahead of the stock market opening.

I wonder what negotiations JD and Jared will f*ck up next. Any guesses?

Reminder this guy is still doing the worst possible stuff to our most vulnerable

Removing decorated officers over race and gender is the mark of a small man. History will not remember him kindly.

The American people deserve answers.

🛋️ 🚁 Looks like JD Vance is doing a Weekend at Camp David 👀

A WIRED analysis of DHS records identified dozens of specialized federal agents who used force against US civilians during the largest known deployment of its kind in US history.

Tr*mp is named in the Epstein files over 1 million times. The FBI & members of Congress KNOW he raped children. So, those with the power to do something about it are either being threatened not to or theyre complicit. Either way, the fact that he’s not being held accountable is beyond unacceptable.

Please don't give him the ratings to bother watching. They'll be plenty of information shared afterwards.

Stephen Miller demanded that ICE-holes “force confrontations” with protesters because “anti-ICE could not be viewed as successful.” He repeatedly said that protesters “need to be vanquished by any force necessary.” Later, ICE-holes murdered Alex Pretti. #ProudBlue #StephenMiller #FuckICE #AlexPretti

Israel is now under the largest continuous Iranian attack since the strike three weeks ago, Israel’s Channel 14 reported. How is this possible? Just a couple of weeks ago, Trump said “We have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s military capability.” I’m so confused. Can anyone explain this? 🤷‍♂️

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

He purposely chose April Fool's Day to address the nation to provide plausible deniability for whatever nonsensical blather that comes out of his tiny lying mouth hole. #EmbarrassmentInChief

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility!! 🥰 For all my trans-siblings out there: You are valid. You are allowed to exist. You are allowed to be happy. 😊 You are a human being. Also, don't let anyone hold you back. You can live your life AND be successful. 🥰💕

NEWS: Judge Amit Mehta rules Trump is NOT immune for key Jan. 6 conduct—including his Ellipse rally speech, outreach to officials, and related actions—finding they can be treated as campaign activity, not presidential duties. 1/

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Trump passes his latest cognitive test with flying colors. 😜

Scoop: Trump aced another cognitive test yesterday.

Trump wants you to believe he’s more powerful than he is - and that you have less power than you do. Tomorrow, millions of Americans will gather to remind one another where power actually resides in this democracy: with us, the people.

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Taking care of business. We need to do this and move on.