What I wear when I play Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. #alfonsdovana

In the shower this morning before gym. Back in my cage (not pictured)

In the shower after work 😪

Lots of cute daddy’s have been following me back. I’m so 😵‍💫🫠 Driving to work earlier today (unrelated)

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Got to get big

Want someone to do this to me 😵‍💫🫠

This song made me cry so hard 😭🫠

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Leg day looks

Found a pair of glasses I used when I was 12. I cut my hair too. Should I get a new pair with the same form? These ones are heavily scratched.

Humps

The way I need these two cuties to spit roast me 🤭😈

Would’ve been okay with diaper dog too 😂

Even though I was properly diagnosed last year, everything started making sense. Why I struggled so much with traditional teaching at school, why I don’t like being touched, and why I can’t stand loud environments. My headphones and music were the only safe place I knew for the majority of my life.

Earlier on my way to work. Sunny but kinda cold day. 😵‍💫

I’m gonna faint 🥰🫠

Horny 💦

IG is loving my response to this template so maybe y’all want it too Now to just make it a reality 😮‍💨

Post the last 4 games you played!

Age yourself with gaming 🎮 My parents bought me this model for my fifth birthday, along with Pokémon Crystal. They were so lucky at a flea market, only $25 to make me happy and a long life Pokémon fan.

What is considered Midwest? I need to know if I’m going to be able to proclaim myself as a Midwest princess if I move with my bf. 😂

Just an update of me being at my heaviest 😬 (285lbs)

I’ve lost 3 metal coat to people that don’t know how to google how to evolve pokemon. 😡😡😡

Chest ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

Like team rocket, I’m blasting off 💦

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There goes the sixth metal coat I lose. I wanna die. This is why I’ve never attempted to exchange in any other Pokémon game. 😤😪😭

Am big?

I will one day have gorilla arms like @saltybeef.bsky.social 💪🦍

I’m watching The Fantastic Four: First Steps again and like damn, The Thing is hot 😂

Waiting at the parking lot of the gym because my bf decided it was a great time to send me a video of him taking off his clothes and show me his soft dick growing into a full hard on. 🥵🥵🥵

The face. The cock.

Full body day at gym but legs got done hard

Missing pool weather already. Show yourself speedo men! Quote Repost with you representing 😍

2 during cold months and 20 during summer.

Finally dressing up as one of my core furry memories: Al Borland from Home Improvement, in that one Halloween episode where he was dressed up in an open-faced mouse costume for a few minutes. Aka, Mouse Borland. 💙

Island dad.

At least fucking taught your bots to like a random post. That way I know you put on the effort to go to git hub to copy a script. I’ll still block you tho.

The special edition ticked for the re-release. I had a friend that stole it from the cinema because “they gave them all up” when I got to the theater last week.

So… I fucked up my knee (again) this morning at the gym. The same reason I stopped going a few years ago. I’ll be doing a series of injections, wish me luck to not need surgery. 🥺🙏

If you see this, QTP with your favorite Legendary Pokémon! Couldn’t find a non fusion shiny Lunala, but I love her both ways. 😍🥰

Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? To myself: 15 To someone online: 15 To someone in person: 15 To my parents: 15 I am 26 now

I’d post a pic of my 3DS but I broke it by sitting on my backpack a few weeks ago. I hope I get to see my baby again soon 😭

No. Lol