Officially 36 years old today. Another year down being your beloved internet ho 😚

Your captain has new orders for you

I need these heavy balls drained.

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This is why I need a home gym, it’s the only way I enjoy working out. 🚲

It’s pumpkin season!!!

TikTok vs Bluesky: Lockjaw edition

I found your tiktok vs I found your Bluesky I say follow both 😘

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When @rjkccub.bsky.social says come over and put a load in me, you come over and put a huge load in him 😘

I keep forgetting that this app exists. So here is some dwerking 😘

So gorgeous outside this morning I had to go enjoy it.

Wanna go for a drive?

Got a new gaming chair. How’s it look?

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Turns out I shoot big loads while gagging on my replica.

Why does sexy underwear immediately make me hard?

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I’ve always wanted to see @theo29.bsky.social as a giant, and this pic just begged to be used! - Casting an ominous shadow over the city, Theo the “Hero” decides what kind of god he really is. #macromen #sizesky #macrophilia

Meet me in the fitting room?

My replica company nailed it with my fat mushroom head! It makes me so hot knowing people want clones of my dick. Get yours under “Feel Theo the Hero” in my linktree. linktr.ee/Theo29

Happy #monochrome Monday.

I got told I have a “gross tiny dick” on twitter, so I had to quote tweet them with more of it lol. Never be ashamed of who you are inside or out, especially about things you can’t control. Love y’all ❤️ and be kind to one another.

See a pit post a pit

Definitely a no pants kind of day.

What game we playing?

Forever repping grower nation.

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I will forever love making naked tiktoks

Y’all voted to see bottoming, so here you go. @magikpelvis.bsky.social stretching my hole with his rock hard cock.

Fans choice on this lovely Saturday. What do y’all wanna see on my next post? Most commented or liked thing gets posted.

I have 2 tentative collabs set up for March. Just needing a bro to celebrate/film Valentine’s Day fun with.

When your friends are over 45 minutes late to game night so you have to find a way to pass the time.

Just realized I hadn’t shown hole on here yet. What else do y’all wanna see?

Screw this cold weather. I’ll be right here if you wanna join me.

Friday flex 💪

How’s the view down there?

Happy butt day

Happy softy Sunday

I’ve been kinda looking for a new game lately. What have y’all been playing?

Welcome to all the people who are coming here from Twitter.

First time in Las Vegas, gotta do the mandatory hotel mirror pic 😘

I had previously mentioned that I wanted videos on here so people could fully appreciate my loads. So without further ado, here is a load for you 😘

We got videos now?!?!?

The NFL season officially kicks off tonight. Who you rooting for this year?

Happy masturbation Monday. Hope you got off today too 😘

Need a new workout partner?