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I keep hearing how much AI is on people’s feeds and I’m sooo glad I (seemingly) trained the algorithms well because I see none of that slop lmao

I’m going to miss it when hayley williams stops adding songs to ego death at a bachelorette party.

on/off

A man tries to grow his beard out and suddenly each hair wants to point in a different direction. hmm.

Walking around the house like this

Tiktok showing me ads about spanish classes for native english speakers… girl, you’re so lost

Feel like resting your head? I brought some pillows

The new maggie lindemann album is definitely poppier than I was expecting but a few songs ended up on loop after the first listen so she’s forgiven.

I’m *not* getting my hopes up for the new pokemon game. Any game freak game is ass until proven otherwise.

The whole “having a crush” thing is so weird to me because I don’t think I’ve ever had any.

Sometimes we should really ask ourselves “why does this bother me so much?” 99% of the time it’s not that deep.

Fingers crossed Northlane’s new album cover is not AI again…

Late night showers >>

In case you’re curious about what music I listen to, I have a playlist where I’m adding a song for each day of the year: open.spotify.com/playlist/4p8...

Just took the best nap ever

For the belly lovers

Giving the people what they want

A while ago I started listening to Planet Her by Doja Cat anytime I clean around the house, and now every time I listen to her music I snap into a “getting things done” mindset lol

Big spoon or little spoon?

As someone who needs clear, direct communication, I hate how plants need to be watered but don’t say anything and turn all yellow and shit. Dramatic divas.

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I was having a good cry when I saw a huge spider run out of the room and now I can’t find it. Depression is cancelled and now my whole body itches.

This hoodie looks better unzipped, don’t you think?

Finally got around to finishing Patapon 1 (on the 1+2 replay collection). It’s crazy to think how simple its concept actually is and how well it works, it’s been so much fun to play. I’m leaving 2 for later though, especially since the new DK dropped the other day lol

I demand belly rubs

It’s my birthday today! Your boy is officially 30 🥳

Being transphobic towards people you dislike in the big 2025 🥀🥀

Let’s get sweaty

Did kettlebell swings for cardio this morning and my whole body noped out of that predicament like 3/4 of the way through 😭

One more

Not me cleaning my gpu fans and instantly seeing a drop of 20ºC… Can’t blame everything on the heatwave I guess.

It’s a jockstrap kinda day

Woke up with a bit of a problem 😮‍💨

Focus

Switch 2 got delivered let’s gooooo

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I’m either too quiet or don’t shut up. No in between.

A tummy for your tuesday

I ate so much food today… I’m stuffed 🥴

Pit stop

Back to regular programming

I didn’t expect to start the week with a nation-wide electrical blackout, but here we are I guess

As awful as sleepless nights are, it’s crazy how much you can get done if you just give up on sleep

The fur doesn’t stop at the front 😈

The silence after listening to a good album, letting yourself savor the music for a bit before listening to anything else… Man I love that feeling.

Don’t mind me dude, just changing real quick

Tiddies

Arms up