this thing won't let me read

merry

I hope you each receive one (1) "Nintendo Switch 2", four thousand (4000) "cash dollars", and a copy of zombieland on DVD, god bless go birds amen

share this with whoever

The reason for the season

squidcentury modern

surprisingly realistic emotions

Demiurge Lovato

"Loving your wife is like wearing a band's shirt to the show"

THE. MISSILE. KNOWS.

you want to be a robot because you want to be a dissociated and owned object I want to be a robot because I hate being made of skin We are not the same

me: better redbull than deadbull my male cow (whose water supply i have replaced with energy drinks): MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"I'm always scared, near a goose"

Every time I open a Social Media Platform I immediately see like a dozen posts that reinforce the idea that a lot of people stay spiritually 15 for most of their lives

the problem with dj sabrina the teenage dj is that it's way too easy to literally not listen to anything else for an entire 48hr period

never post

Democrats when the GOP is destroying the global economy to bring about the mechahitler singularity: ermm get a load of mr orange tinyhands over here 🤪🤪 Democrats when a mayor is left of center: We would like to reiterate the goals of the democrats, and I don't speak these 14 words lightly, We mu-

more like dork ambient haha

the invitation type post

I will repost Steven Flowe every time I see him

I think my favorite part of the modern era is looking at the CD/tape of my friend's album sitting on my shelf, saying "ugh", and typing the title into soulseek

prayfield

spent the last 4hrs listening to techno* and tagging mp3s, forgot to eat or drink, we're so fucking back baby

"The lion does not concern herself with Eric Clapton"

slugs have legs they just aren't attached to their bodies

they call it shadow banning because of the 1934 shadow the hedgehog prohibition act where they first legislated banning shadow the hedgehog look up shadow the hedgehog rule 34 to find out more

TACHIKOMA MY FUCKING BELOVED

just guess

No bro it's not metalcore it's metallic hardcore it's a different strain bro this one won't give you clean vocals it's not the same bro please its a different strain

The girl on Alien: Earth petting the xenomorph is me with every animal I encounter outside.

Me2day

Smiling in the Third Way

(All manul fans should keep a stash of manul pictures in case of an emergency.)

Recently discovered Bloodborne (never played) has a shield you can get, and I gotta say I love the idea of a shield in a setting like Bloodborne

"yearning gay orcslop"

i burned a capcut free trial to make this

You could tell a conservative talking head got assassinated today because the vibe at Trader Joe's was absolutely jubilant

No no I am a pallas cat that's me I'm that animal you understood perfectly

I am a small manul the size of a large manul

well apparently this was yesterday, which means today was the perfect time for me to find this image