unfortunately I do not have any lore whatsoever, I have ever only made sensible normal choices

I'm saving the new Mountain Goats album for divorce

spent 4.5 hours on the phone I might be cooked thoroughly

big gender swarmed my cockpit with boxcutters and now we're heading for the Pentagon

that guy finally successfully killed himself and something else moved in

kind of floored at how amazing my album sounds on vinyl preorders up soon

shooting pool with dykes!!!

love telling my boss that we can improve communication on a process and being told "no, actually just be more diligent"

I have something silly and fun planned for this and I'm very excited about it!!

fuck dick cheney rot in piss, fucker

you fucking love to see it

RIPTIME CONFIRMED

I want this, both as a movie and as a thing I am on the receiving end of

look I cannot come up with a good joke about this DVD menu

tempted to learn how to play Gravy Bones just so I can talk more shit (I do think I would genuinely enjoy the deck's sequencing, I just didn't quit playing MTG after 20 years to turn creatures sideways in FAB)

Jays executing beautiful fundamentals right now. Hope it goes 31 innings

holy shit this fucking game

now, more than ever

shoutout to: 1. grand-scale lesbian sexual tension 2. mothman

I've run out of work today, they should let me go home so I can get ready to go sing and dance and kiss cute goths

gonna brandish my medical saw later, if you know what I mean

damn girl, are you the monster mash? cause I’m tryna graveyard smash

all I need in the world

verdance is the charizard ex of flesh and blood

a lot of people have built great decks, but I only know one person who brewed CYB Zen, Nimby Jarl, and PQ Finalist Betsy

ghost pepper strawberry jam is good as hell and I can already tell I should not have access to it

#fabtcg #armoryrecap another small Armory tonight, and I decided to get some Kano games in while I still can lmao went 3-0, pulled an EA What Happens Next? and had a lot of fun doing math <3

LSS is great at admitting to their mistakes, and hopefully soon they put that same energy into learning from their mistakes!

being unhappy with my job is not a solvable problem right now and I just gotta wait it out until I fuck off across the country again but also I am god's most impatient bitch so fucking rip lmao

the weird thing is Vanquish blows all its peer space marine shooters out the water. in a market saturated with them it was the only one who knew how to be truly cool (rocket boots, dedicated button for smoking a cigarette)

This Space Intentionally Left Blank. Happy 3rd Signalversary! #SIGNALIS

who up still confusing love with need

To think that we could stay the same. happy 3rd anniversary, #SIGNALIS! 🦋

dreams of absence, death, and want

I am finally able to admit to myself and others that I think I would enjoy Verdance

things I need to do more: shoot pool with dykes

went record shopping earlier and got The Fragile and three (3) Mr. Bungle albums!!

turns out that I don't need to be so goddamned entrenched in my positions all the fucking time actually

just played an entire game without blocking from hand this feels illegal

god help me I am so excited to play DIO again

as the department's token bisexual, it is my responsibility to teach my boss how to use a french press

oh hey I'm not a desolated wreck today that's neat

gore belching nuu this skirmish season

curious how many problems in FAB would be solved by more instant-speed graveyard hate it might not be enough on its own, but like what if it also transcended??

I agree. Sacrifice Cindra for the greater good

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

bpd meta is out, depression meta is in

an unfortunate consequence of covering my favorite song by The Cure (specifically, Cold) is that I can't post random lyrics from it anymore without feeling self-conscious about it

we need a narode style format in fab where both players play the exact same oldhim 80 and try to see who fatigues who first

Oh, so now a wizard can't mark his body with a perfectly normal occult rune just because it looks like the personal sigil of the dread lich Skulldrich Thronefucker? Nobody's allowed to make mistakes any more??