hey check out my fuckin stats from the end of the night

*takes long, slow drag off weedvape* i havent been awake this late in a long, long time

going back in time to kill a particular prehistoric butterfly, the death of which i believe ought to set off a chain of events unbroken over eons that will eventually result in the hiring of a particularly clumsy nurse who goes on to drop baby hitler out a fourth storey window

being a clown at a haunted house this halloween!!!

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol so i made it for him in photoshop and got carried away

pimp hat hank hill is the best hank hill

kinda fucked that the onion movie isnt playing in the onion's birthplace

jimmy mckimmel is this anything

this is an infused gummy for owls

smoochie girl 🎀 💙 ashnikko fanart--her music & style are so cool so i wanted to make art of her latest single cover! #lowpoly #pixelart #3d

Need everyone to know how much of a miracle this is. Both my babies!!!!!!

the grass is always greener bc it's fake grass

dahlia usually greets us at the door by standing at this little window but today she was joined by miss kasi!! this has never happened before! i love a warm cat welcome 🥰

why did i get so full off less than a half bowl of tteokbokki

Chappell Roan surprised fans at her recent Forest Hills concert by bringing out Heart guitarist Nancy Wilson to perform ‘Barracuda.’ As Wilson now reflects, ‘It gives me hope and positive appreciation for where the culture is going’

i love to smoke weed and get paranoid about my digital footprint

society: you should always pee after sex guy who's really into piss: HELP! IM STUCK IN AN INFINITE LOOP OF SEX!!

this video is actually quite beautiful ;o; youtu.be/9204lM5O2hE

just got a call to reschedule my appt the lady is so sweet 😭 totally understanding and giggling the whole time they've all been wonderful so far, just like the experience ive had with medicaid here. im glad we have such compassionate people in these roles. i always try not to take it for granted.

He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.

I̖̔ͦͅ ͚ͤ'͇ͥ͠ ̈M͇ͩ̀ ͦ҉̖̯ ͜ ͖͉͌T̸̟͖͆ ͉̞̿̓H̆͛ ͖̥ͫEͤ͡ ̈͘ ̼ͯ ҉͈B̧̩͚ ̊̾͜Ȃ҉̠ ͌B̵͍̆ͩ ͭY̅ ̜̲̾,͖̼ͬ͡ ̤̅͝ ̭̻̌̈́ ̟̥ͭĢ̖̎̐ ̹Ǒ̼̚ ̱̈T̽̌ ̮͍̐Ṯ͑ ̩͛ͣAͩ ̼͓̆ ̵̼̖̆͛ ̇҉͓͍L͂ ̘̯͐̄O̭̯ ͙̲̾́V̶͐ ̰̾E̻ ̸ͣ̚ ͓̓ ̟Ṃ̾ͤ ͬͅE͔̘ͩ͘

NOT THE MAMA

springsteen is one of very few artists whose music i have no interest in whatsoever but who i very much respect as a person, at least just based on what i know

I̖̔ͦͅ ͚ͤ'͇ͥ͠ ̈M͇ͩ̀ ͦ҉̖̯ ͜ ͖͉͌T̸̟͖͆ ͉̞̿̓H̆͛ ͖̥ͫEͤ͡ ̈͘ ̼ͯ ҉͈B̧̩͚ ̊̾͜Ȃ҉̠ ͌B̵͍̆ͩ ͭY̅ ̜̲̾,͖̼ͬ͡ ̤̅͝ ̭̻̌̈́ ̟̥ͭĢ̖̎̐ ̹Ǒ̼̚ ̱̈T̽̌ ̮͍̐Ṯ͑ ̩͛ͣAͩ ̼͓̆ ̵̼̖̆͛ ̇҉͓͍L͂ ̘̯͐̄O̭̯ ͙̲̾́V̶͐ ̰̾E̻ ̸ͣ̚ ͓̓ ̟Ṃ̾ͤ ͬͅE͔̘ͩ͘

welp. i missed it. it was supposed to be at 9:30am am i DID get a call around then but there was no one there and so i didnt think much of it cuz i get spam so much i figured if it was important they'd call back right away if there was an issue ;-;

im supposed to have a DVR interview today but i forgot what time so ive just been. waiting. if they don't call me by 3 im calling them lmao

11 million and climbing, last i saw

smoochies go smoochie girl

WHO ELSE OUT HERE EATING THEY BEDTIME BEETS

Crazy that trump openly admitted to politically persecuting his political opponents today, and like nobody really cares I think openly admitting your crime without bothering to obfuscate it is a big precipice to cross Like... take a step back, realize what just happened. Nobody cares. Wild shit 🤷

What's everyone's favorite toystorylike of the decade?

gwem #knightsofguinevere #art #fanart

my goddamn circus of values shirt I WANT THAT SHIRT BACK!!

maybe for halloween ill go as "the autistic agenda" and just dress like myself while handing out tylenol

Happy Libra Season ⚖️♎️

as a fan of noncon, dubcon and under/non-negotiated cnc this is honestly one of the most straightforward explanations of this i've ever read?

cübe

oooooo procreate update...

On the National Mall this morning, a new satirical statue is up celebrating Jeffrey Epstein and Trump's "friendship" in honor of National Friendship Month.

#1 's gotta be the shrimp thing right

idk man we got fucked over last time so something's telling me it's never gonna happen 😞

Neferupitou break test

wait what time is the rapture today i dont think i ever caught it we gotta start communicating better guys!!!

while at the drag show my grandma received a text from a friend that said something like "i hope you will watch the kirk memorial" she responded "nope and if i were home id be watching the packers" lolololol

A guy in Winnipeg made a 45-minute fully produced feature-film version of "Steamed Hams" modelled after Louis Malle's My Dinner With Andre, so don't you go saying Canada is broken www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...