It irritates me that conservatives are wearing out "Who?" as a petty response to Bad Bunny being at the Superbowl. That was a fun little jab and they're treating it like the godslayer rifle.

BREAKING: The United States of America will temporarily reopen as a Spirit Halloween

"Bad Bunny? It should have been Lynyrd Skynyrd." "Bad Bunny? It should have been Pink Floyd!" "Bad Bunny? It should have been Metallica." I AM BEGGING YOU TO STOP PICKING YOUR FAV BANDS OFF THE HOT TOPIC VINTAGE WALL.

TBH the bigger the vocabulary the better the Shitposter IMO

girl who uses "perpetuity" in a shitpost

Jeremy, your posts have been more frequent and a little bit manic lately, are you okay? Yeah, the rapture didn't happen SO HARD that I'm actually more here than I was three days ago.

Mr. Kennedy! Excuse me, Mr. RFK Jr., sir? We just have one last question. Actually, it's for my daughter. Before you tell us about the dangers of Tylenol, would you look into the camera and say, "Mike Wazowski, you forgot to file your paperwork."

For about three years, I've been critiquing rap and rock YouTube videos for this sheetrock guy I used to work with. I did it for free because he didn't have many artsy friends. Anyway, he unfriended me over Charlie Kirk and I have fourteen minutes of free time a week now. Does anyone need anything?

BTW, I got the 'tism from drinking rain water from a wolf's footprint.

It's Tylenol. It's vaccines. It's Harry Potter. It's rock music. RFK Jr. is just a fundamentalist who forgot what demons are.

Is there still time for the rapture to happen? You bet your left behind.

Youth pastor voice: I know you've all heard about Jimmy Kimmel, but do you know who else was canceled by an authoritarian government and promised to come back again?

RFK Jr. was born in 1954. Tylenol was introduced in 1955. If RFK Jr. was ten years older, we'd be hearing how phenacetin caused autism instead. The man shapes his view of the cosmos around what he grew up with.

We all know there will be another Batman movie, and there will probably be another Joker. I'm nominating, right now, Edi Gathegi.

Jeremy, why do you make so many jokes about evangelicalism when you're agnostic? Because I was raised in a holiness denomination, under an evangelical pastor's thumb, and there's catharsis in watching these claims wriggle under a real-time scruntiny that didn't exist in pre-internet America.

Maybe the REAL rapture was all of the sarcastic, formerly evangelical friends, and all of the snide, emotionally laden comments we made along the way. I love you all. I wish you the best in this post-apocalyptic landscape. May the odds be ever in your favor, blessed be, and aho!

If leftists were as extreme as Republicans pretend we are, there would be a thousand Youtube videos of leftists snorting horse Acetaminophen right now.

The same day Jesus is supposed to return. Hmmm. Awfully convenient, wouldn’t you say?

*points at cybertruck* Is that a rapture?

It just dawned on me that the first letters of "aspiring writer" are ASPIRIN.

Slowly putting one word in front of the other. GHOST ICON is now at 90,000 words. They're putting the final clues together to bring this story to an end. #amwriting #booksky #amwritingfantasy

One time, I was debating with a Calvinist who was really impressed with himself and he said, "If you really believe in free will, will yourself to turn into a lion." BUT THEN I DID AND I ATE HIM ALL UP. So let that be a lesson to you, smug Calvinists.

One month of writing, deleting, rearranging, and editing later, and GHOST ICON is now at 89,000 words. If rough drafts are hard, editing that into a first official draft has been a beast of another sort. #amwriting #booksky #amwritingfantasy

Man, I loved him in Growing Pains!

"The FBI doesn't have the shooter in custody because they are too busy helping ICE arrest everyone found speaking Spanish near a Home Depot" is just literally and straightforwardly true.

I saw that ad for the AI narrated bookstore and of course I’m disgusted I know that audiobook narrators are expensive but I would rather attempt soundproofing my own laundry closet and recording it myself first, and I am very self conscious about my reading aloud nonsense

Us: "What's that in the sky?" Aliens: "Take us to your leader." Secret service, dragging Trump in by his arms like a cat in the bath... Aliens: "This is M Shinoda?" Secret service: ... Aliens: "10% luck, 20% skill, 15% percent concentrated power of will is the universal signet for leadership."

What the hell is fappening?

They paved paradise and put up a Pedo lot

Something that I feel like doesn’t get talked about a lot in academic history circles is that history doesn’t quite “repeat” but the things that you do not deal with will cause problems again and again and they will probably erupt worse the next time. That message also needs to be forceful.

History is prophecy and the good historian is also a prophet, because time is a circle.

In this week's news, RFK Jr. accused Senator Cantwell of just making things up to scare people. Tomorrow, he plans on accusing her of having a worm in her brain, an irritating, gravelly voice, and cheeks like Theodore Roosevelt's oldest riding saddle.

Me: *having the audacity to drive 75 in a 55, but in a minivan* Them: *speeds up to 80+ to pass THAT minivan, gets in the passing lane, then slows down to 62*

We just started a writers' group at the UU church I attend and I'm heading it up. The newsletter with my contact info got my email address wrong, so instead of getting them to send out a correction, I just opened a new email address, because it wasn't taken.

Just deleted like 800 words from my manuscript because the plot got changed. Yaaaay. My wordcount for today is actually negative. #booksky #amwriting

Can't wait until we start relying solely on thoughts and prayers to deal with our so-called "immigration crisis."

Look, we'll know for sure it happened when they accidentally add a journalist to the "EMERGENCY POTUS DEAD" secret Signal chat

Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy

Is Ancestry dot com just a subscription service for necromancers? The answers may surprise you!

Writing question (please repost): If I have a young female character who would culturally pronounce "ask" as "ax" or "aks" what is the proper/non-condescending way to spell it? "Hadley aksed her dad..." "Hadley axed her dad..." Do I forgo the character's voice and write "Hadley asked her dad..."

Finally finished reading this book, the last bit of serious research before I tackle the last chapters of Ghost Icon. I'm glad it's done. This was a tough one.

Y'all remember that time James Dobson said he almost cheated on his wife in an alley because a woman looked over at him while they were stopped at a stoplight? What a fucking goon.

Watching evangelicals try to gaslight nonchristians, ex-christians, and atheist/pagan children of evangelicals by saying, "Wow, I thought Christians were supposed to be loving" in response to their relief in Dobson's passing is wild.

Oh yeah things are falling apart. You've got paranoid guys on Blind freaking out now

I need for this to be a religious cult. We are having hard enough times, and we deserve some religious cults as compensation

His legacy: broken families and abused children.

Walked into a customer's home today and she said, "I have a dog, but she doesn't bite." Me, with my stupid olfactory senses and no filter said, "I can smell her." FML.

Hey everybody! @drjuliawester.bsky.social and I have a new paper! We surveyed over 800 scientists, science communicators, and science educators who use social media. Conclusion: Scientists no longer find Twitter useful or pleasant, and many have switched to Bluesky! 🧪🌎🦑 doi.org/10.1093/icb/...