@chichigreenblatt.bsky.social Happy Friday ChiChi been visiting family in Northern California. Trusting your Thanksgiving went great.

Thou shalt not disturb my peace without espresso. HEBREWS 4:20. (alt text)

Thou shalt not disturb my peace without espresso. HEBREWS 4:20.

Thou shalt not disturb my peace without espresso. HEBREWS 4:20.

This turkey cost $175 so I expect eye contact, respect, and a handwritten thank-you card.

Eat her pussy like a plum!

At least I didn’t pay for it

We can’t even DM on X That shit is gone!!!!

Ugh!!I gotta work this account

When it's back we need to tell our friends of the alternative here on Blue sky.

I will be using this app 🤣

I bet Elon just got hacked.

the most interesting people I’ve had the privilege of knowing have art degrees period

Well then, I guess this is where I go to tell a bitch to go suck a dick. 🤣

I don’t know what’s up with X but I’m happy I don’t pay for it. 🤣

This is what I see on X. Did it get hacked?

Good morning 🌞☀️😃 Hope everyone has an amazing day!💙

Waiting for a package turns every minute into 7 business days.

Grocery prices getting higher, no SNAP for those trying to just survive. Under Trump and his administration many Americans might be celebrating Thanksgiving this way. Because this is what will be affordable . 🍜🦃

Jeff Bezos paid $50M for a wedding. He just got a $16B tax break. He laid off 60k people. And idiots are furious about a kid getting a free school lunch.

After one drink I feel pretty . After two drinks I feel beautiful. My husband is hoping I stay at the beautiful stage cuz when I feel gorgeous it’s a recipe for disaster.

I swear, that bloated puffer fish face needs to get laid for a change. All that anger comes from not having dick in years. 🤣

Try this. I promise it won’t disappoint most of you. 😁

Throwing kids into the pool isn’t teaching. It’s how you create future therapy topics.

She doesn’t try to be sexy. She is. It’s in her walk, her laugh, her silence. It’s organic.

Got my nails did for Halloween 💅🏼

Life keeps throwing me plot twists. I just want the blooper reel.

I came here looking for a few friends, I found you... I happen to think I did a pretty good job!!! You All ROCK!!!!! : ) Yes you do!

Apparently she heard that cum was real healthy for you. So she started spreading it like mayonnaise all over her sandwiches.

I’m not an asshole. I just adapt to my environment.

Imagine spending a fortune and months rebranding a company. And everyone still calls it Twitter.

🔨👖

Of course I'll marry you and love you forever Babe Now,.. let's just put the shotgun down

Don’t judge me. I grew up in the 80’s so when someone calls me tiny I immediately feel like a goddess!

Life's too short to be bothered by a handful of opinions. Own your journey.

I got my nails did 💅🏼

"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." Jim Morrison

The bitter teaches us to savor the sweet. That’s how life keeps its balance.

Without the shadows, we’d never notice the light. Life keeps its balance that way.

Everybody dies but not everybody lives.

Ladies, just a little reminder that it’s sundress season.

I’ll repost you even though I’m not your cup of tea. It’s called being a grownup.

Forget keeping up with the Joneses. They’re probably in debt anyway.

Thank goodness for emojis No words needed and everyone gets the gist.

It’s 2025, you’re $10 short, 3 days late, and still waiting for that ‘better future’ Trump promised.

It’s 2025, ramen is back on the fine dining menu.

It’s 2025… milk is officially a luxury item.

It’s 2025… you’re $10 short, 3 days late, and your paycheck is already gone.

Everybody hates an asshole until that asshole is on your side.

Things to do in the shower. - Pee - Spend most of the time washing your genitals - Wash hair with excessive amount of shampoo - Rub excess shampoo thru ass cheeks and genitals - Think of tweets - Rinse and condition hair - Aim shower head at hair around the tub - Dry off & exit