She doesn’t try to be sexy. She is. It’s in her walk, her laugh, her silence. It’s organic.

Got my nails did for Halloween 💅🏼

Life keeps throwing me plot twists. I just want the blooper reel.

I came here looking for a few friends, I found you... I happen to think I did a pretty good job!!! You All ROCK!!!!! : ) Yes you do!

Apparently she heard that cum was real healthy for you. So she started spreading it like mayonnaise all over her sandwiches.

I’m not an asshole. I just adapt to my environment.

Imagine spending a fortune and months rebranding a company. And everyone still calls it Twitter.

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Of course I'll marry you and love you forever Babe Now,.. let's just put the shotgun down

Don’t judge me. I grew up in the 80’s so when someone calls me tiny I immediately feel like a goddess!

Life's too short to be bothered by a handful of opinions. Own your journey.

I got my nails did 💅🏼

"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." Jim Morrison

The bitter teaches us to savor the sweet. That’s how life keeps its balance.

Without the shadows, we’d never notice the light. Life keeps its balance that way.

Everybody dies but not everybody lives.

Ladies, just a little reminder that it’s sundress season.

I’ll repost you even though I’m not your cup of tea. It’s called being a grownup.

Forget keeping up with the Joneses. They’re probably in debt anyway.

Thank goodness for emojis No words needed and everyone gets the gist.

It’s 2025, you’re $10 short, 3 days late, and still waiting for that ‘better future’ Trump promised.

It’s 2025, ramen is back on the fine dining menu.

It’s 2025… milk is officially a luxury item.

It’s 2025… you’re $10 short, 3 days late, and your paycheck is already gone.

Everybody hates an asshole until that asshole is on your side.

Things to do in the shower. - Pee - Spend most of the time washing your genitals - Wash hair with excessive amount of shampoo - Rub excess shampoo thru ass cheeks and genitals - Think of tweets - Rinse and condition hair - Aim shower head at hair around the tub - Dry off & exit

Nothing comes between me and my Levi’s. Except maybe my underwear.

People call me a hard ass. When I’m actually a delicate flower with thorns, a “Do Not Disturb” sign, and pepper spray.

She's Chi Chi... throw her a follow... I mean it!!! Thank you!!! @chichigreenblatt.bsky.social

Hi Chi chi... I remember you from Twitter... Love you!!! : ) @chichigreenblatt.bsky.social

I felt good so I took a pic 😂

Do you know what the best part of music is? It makes us all better!!! You know it does!!! : )

These apps are funny. People start to believe they’re actually important depending on the number of followers they have. Love being the one people think is stupid.

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 You laugh, but they really ARE out to kill us all.

If you see me talking to myself, just move along. We’re having a team meeting.

Got my nails did! 💅🏼

And by the way, there’s 22 of these with Donald Trump . Only two pictures of Bill Clinton. .

How I feel! 😂

This was me on my birthday 😂

I hope some people choke on a dick.

I’ve cracked the code, neurodivergence gives you empathy and compassion for others.

bestie: i did something stupid. me: ok, do you need me to bring ice cream or a body bag?

I turned 58 yesterday. This was me.

Gonna be 58 next week so I’m gonna start celebrating now 😂

Some of you seem to be as disturbed as me. I don't know whether I should be impressed, or concerned.

I camped out overnight once like they do for Black Friday, but it was for my divorce hearing.

Got up early this morning; checking all my weather apps to see which one I like the best.

Welcome to the 2020s where we live post war, and missile attacks come with pre-warning labels.

The mail person smiled at me today. I feel pretty special.

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