My parents came over for the last few hours of the UT 10th Anniversary stream (to help watch the kids) and ended up watching in bafflement the entire time. I can only imagine their total confusion. I did order a bunch of Italian take out so at least they had that.

Celebrity backstage selfie

We're soon working on a page documenting the information revealed in the Undertale 10th anniversary stream. For now, though, it contains this important information.

My husband is reprising his role as a dad this weekend for the Undertale 10th Anniversary Stream! www.twitch.tv/fangamer

There’s a video that my 4 year old loves, of Donald Duck singing Let It Go. It’s terrible, of course, but i just keep thinking “at least it’s not ai.” Also “why have I allowed a child to bully me into experiencing this so many times?” youtu.be/5AfQeemKy_w?...

My six year old’s drawing is like an OFF character

I am desperate to find the name of the really goofy fan made anime that was kind of like sailor moon, and there was an older (?) girl in a huge pink dress, and a villain who was like a tiger centaur. I think I found it through retsupurae. It was incredible.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Don’t tell me what to do

There might be a peanut in there!!

My new favorite instagram is this Chinese lady selling engines www.instagram.com/auto_parts_s...

I’m about to get my co-pay money’s worth at this crazy dermatologist office snack station

My husband just informed me that there’s a lizard living in his car, so I’m accepting name suggestions now

I love when the little delivery tracker on the map just says “YOU’RE NEXT”

Frozen 3 is looking awesome, love the new horror theme

I’ve been reading Robin Hobb again because I guess I love feeling hurt in my soul.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! I AM FORTY YEARS OLD! EMPHASIS ON THE OLD!

I always thought that fireflies don’t live out here in Arizona but we went to a park in Tumacacori tonight to see them! Super cool!

Lily of the (Saturn) Valley 🪐🌱 #EarthBound

Apparently the smoothie I made was yucky, but it’s okay, my four year old says she still loves me. 🥲

I found a very mysterious sticker at the coffee shop. It looks good on my iPad case.

We’re going to be in Vancouver for the first time at the end of September and I want the mt grouse coaster to be open by then! 🙏 🙏 🙏 pleeeeeease

Every time the Chaps make a commercial for us, they add 5 years to my life

Kibbeh kibbeh kibbeh

Oh no it made a face

OFF is now available digitally on Nintendo Switch and Steam! Launch Trailer on YouTube: youtu.be/OcPOkexZkHA For more information, visit the official website: offtherpg.com

OFF TODAY (but later)

My husband is playing an extremely indulgent mini D&D game with me based on a funny dream I had. I’m the luckiest gal in the world. ❤️

I love when Eyes talks shop!

I’ve spent this weekend’s evenings sifting through my kids toys to organize them. Every time I see another puzzle piece, or missing lego brick, or little wooden fish that goes with a set of other little wooden fish, it’s like finding a korok.

Look at these angel cats I drew when I was 7. I LOOOOVE this picture still

free my beautiful boys what is their crime

Can whoever’s in charge of limes make one that doesn’t turn into a little rock after two days? LEMONS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

They’re both in the new cat tree!! At the same time!!

Rejection 2025 Mikhail belongs to me Emery belongs to @happylildamsel.bsky.social

🐅💫

Links between beings🌿✨

The sword in the corner of the U-Haul office was so sick

Yummmmm

WE DID IT! 🖕

My kids can have a smartphone when they’re old enough to buy one themselves. Maybe I’ll change my mind at some point in the future but it’s gonna take a really compelling reason.

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."

My six year old was so excited about his new Mario boxer briefs that they were all he wore for the rest of the day lol

What a weekend. Cleaned out both of my kids’ rooms, cleaned our dishwasher filter for the first time since buying it in 2021, and sat in an ER for six hours because we thought my mom was having a heart attack (it was a pinched nerve, thank God). PHEW.

I launched my webcomic today! 🚀✨ VALOR is a sci-fi comic about a team of salvage operators who grapple with what it means to be human after discovering an illegal humanoid robot abandoned on a derelict transport ship. I'd be so delighted if you check it out!!! :3 valorbot.webcomic.ws

Her tail fur is so long 😭

My six year just leaned on me while he lovingly declared that I’m the fattest one in the world. Thanks bud. 😂

I remember getting so excited to visit a Philz any time that I was in the Bay Area. Now I guess I won’t visit one even if it’s across the fucking street. Sort of suspected they were going down the toilet when I saw their coffee for sale at Sprouts, but it sucks to be right.

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

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