Joyce manor san francisco had a very high chance of being opp central for me and only through the grace of whatever the fuck did i not see anyone that has me blocked on spotify

this weekend at a bar i encountered a man who claimed he had "never lost a game of rock paper scissors" and then proceeded to lose to every person in the bar at rock paper scissors without a single victory

Gavin newsom final boss of clipfarmers

And this is for the proposed new cap & invest regulations @ california air resources board 🖕🖕

I got to congratulate her on this experience today

Will someone plz take my whitetino ass to oakland chinatown

Mother mary so good like two tons of yuri cocaine straight to the dome

My sister’s ig story from her gay best friend’s birthday dinner

I understand what it’s like to drop 45 points in the playoffs right after having a collapsed lung because i organized a work event right after having pneumonia last month

Caesar salad adults too

Girls and c-section babies can do anything

Trying to smoke really quietly on the balcony so we dont disturb the downstairs neighbors and we’re calling it a mouse joint

The thing with mahan is like why would you brag about being mayor of san jose

I think humans wouldve invented c-sections in any universe, but we’re lucky enough to live in one that also invented the caesar salad

How i feel about Ethiopian food

When they give it to deni and we all have to kill ourselves

Bro if our moms are friends u cannot be following the instagram account where my display name is “mateo supreme” be serious

Advertising would work on me if i was stupid

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

No April Fools jokes here today, we know life can be tough enough already. So sending good vibes your way instead. 🥹

If his kink was puppy play she’d know how to handle it

Celebrating cade cunningham’s daiya deal by eating the last of these freezer burned morning star breakfast patties

Oppa gangnam sabonis

Is splajompy down for anyone else??

We are Drew Desbordes we carry the flame

ASSERTING DOMINANCE 🔥🇺🇸

Gavin newsom’s latina from stockton director of comms YOU’RE OVER

Every party involved in this is broke on every possible level

So-called “Bodega Bay” had no bagel shops from what I could tell but did have @astruckpersonn.bsky.social and @asbestos.bsky.social with me

baby (21 months) is screaming as her brother (4) does the robot in front of her and I said bub im not sure that’s helping and he said im not TRYING to help! I’m TRYING to dance 🕺

Total sacramento world domination

If you can go stealth at furry night you can go stealth anywhere

I think most Chicanos have only a nebulous concept of what Cesar Chavez actually did (in terms of his work) and operate more on the level of "every culture has their guy they make marble busts of, and this one is ours" and the latter houses weird anxieties re: his legacy and cultural myth-making

Late civil rights icon Cesar Chavez accused of sexually abusing young girls in the movement for years Dolores Huerta also discloses for first time that that Chavez raped her. Gift link:

My bus driver is implementing maneuvers

Idly opening Instagram during a quiet moment at work and Conner O’Malley immediately screaming “IRISH ZIONISM!”

Having any kind of agency at all regarding your living situation makes you understand why old people go to those city council meetings

Was watching the new conner omalley when my bus tried to kidnap me

Is this my legacy

You can tell colonel steve lockjaw genuinely thinks he deserves to live

I can’t believe segue is spelled like that

🚡 sweep

Them: are u fucking dumb My stupid ass:

Taping a pineapple to my cabin door on a disney cruise

All britpop is either blur or oasis. Pulp is blur. The verve is oasis

Can’t wait for Weed Vape In Bed tonight

NERVEWRACKING: guy that’s only lived in the city for two years asked to pick the spot for drinks

Natasha cloud should complain about mavericks military night next. If theyre letting literally anyone campaign for canceling a promotion

We are max raynaud we carry the flame