That clipping cover of tipsy has got to be the best song ever made

joy and whimsy

Changing the world one impulsive thought at a time

Me and saya get up to so much freak shit platonically and you might think what i mean by this is like when people are like yeah queer people always fuck their friends. But we’re both in monogamous relationships. What we do together is so much worse.

Platonic public transit-based masochism

My mutual, buttplugwithdailies,

2026 is gonna be a platonic buttplug sideplot

4pm neighbor in high viz smoking a joint on his porch wait is the world lowkey beautiful

2026 is gonna be a platonic buttplug sideplot

Buttplugionaire

Why doesnt anyone believe in me

Buttplugionaire

This one's for me

Flag to honor and salute comedy club employees

Haven’t been able to smoke for like two months because of having pneumonia and i had one hit off my sister’s cart and said “there should be a way to make money at disneyland”

If i bite into a cookie and its crunchy not chewy i genuinely start to kill myself and others

Sister and her gay best friend talking about how they want grillz

Anyone getting married soon. Can i come and just get really drunk off the liquor

Bowen yangs nonbinary cousins 67 detroit lions jersey

Bisexual devin booker might change the game fr

One thing about saya is she will find a way to be in an #airport

@kevindurant you're the 9/11 of human beings

You can tell phd students think they deserve to live

Art by Ralph McQuarrie for Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

My beautiful city

🔥

googling "gay guy" to learn a lot and be a better ally

Using my inhaler so that i can safely hit my pen

No more stupid fucking questions

SCOTT PERRY DO SOMETHINGGGG

And no rising stars invite? Alright

Roommate on a work call in the same room me and saya listening to lupe fiasco on one click of volume as homework

Life so bad i’m paying for therapy out of pocket

Cat i met today

If KENDRICK gets the SUPER BOWL CROWD to CHANT: 🔹They not like us, ELON's not like us, TRUMP's not like us. The world would join in! #Kendrick

Roommate asked “is it just football after this?” And groaned

If ur not latino at this point u need to ask yourself why

BAD BUNNYYYYYYY 🎶

I could squish charlie kirk like a bug

Mixed hemp protein powder into my tea so that it would taste like Salad

Gucci gucci louis louis fendi fendi prada

Went to the mall

@memphisgrizzlies ja morant for lavine?