they dont tell you that being depressed with a little bit of money is honestly worse than being depressed with no money

Remembering when for all the dogs came out and i was having a panic attack at the bus stop listening to it and wondering why drake wasn't swearing until genuinely halfway through the album i realized it was the clean version

Drake has 3 new albums they are called PEE, POO & FART

Checking in on the San Francisco Giants outfielders...

concerts should have a presale exclusively for people who are only fans of the opener

5000th in the queue for some slayyyter presale. like i dont know if i couldve even gotten in if i was 1st

I like that the knicks have 7 good players and then 2 separate garbage time lineups they can flip flop

Getting really into going to a show i know 3 songs at. And going omg thats the one i know

Down 50 points in the second quarter of a home elimination playoff game you would never hear from me again

My sister’s ig story from her gay best friend’s birthday dinner

I like it when a band plays the stuff i know at the start and then stuff i dont know in the middle and then more stuff i know at the end. Like thanks purity ring

tax refund hit im looking at some bullshit like a flip phone

Ears still ringing from the maria somerville show last night #IRELAND

Devin carter whenever the kings have the chance to move up their draft odds

Ipod touch might be the best song that has ever been made

Sleeper cell but its for it's you by ninajirachi

JO ADELL JUST ROBBED A THIRD HOME RUN TONIGHT HE JUMPED INTO THE STANDS 🤯

Fox dumbass foul on a 3 with the game on the line. Where have i seen this one before

Oppa gangnam sabonis

sobsssssssss open.spotify.com/track/0J36Da...

67

This but 3x

Asking if i need to take off my shoes and they bring in a tank

So excited to have strava open at work today. I want to see how much i walk

My favorite tweet of all time

America out there like

🚡 sweep

Taping a pineapple to my cabin door on a disney cruise

They showed my favorite wasian celebrity mikey madison #wasia

I literally had hulu and i had to make a second hulu account and also pay for the premium bundle just to watch the oscars i hope disney land explodes into a million billion pieces

All britpop is either blur or oasis. Pulp is blur. The verve is oasis

The verve sounds like oasis if liam actually knew how to sing

This year i committed myself to watching every best picture nomination before the oscars. And then didn't watch a single one

Always some bullshit going on like can you software update your television

These depop ads are always like what if you never wanted to use depop ever

The kings are gonna get rewarded with aj because of how funny max raynaud looks in his sunglasses

Were they giving max mvp chants lmaooo

This joey fatone performance could not have been any funnier

We are max raynaud we carry the flame

Natasha cloud should complain about mavericks military night next. If theyre letting literally anyone campaign for canceling a promotion

Lowkey sick rn. Googling bullshit like "how to cook steak good for beginners" for this recipe i want to make

I lowkey miss hawk tuah girl

Bulls im so drunk rn PLEASE let us have yuki tn

Patrick williams might be the worst nba player of all time

Him: are you fucking stupid? Me:

Gorillaz on snl

Sorry for hating you @shoheiohtani ill be a fan again for the next 2 weeks. Love that goofy ass media day picture goat

Victory lap by fred again is lowkey overhyped but that skepta verse is genuinely legendary. Also denzel curry sounds so so so good on the beat in the remix