Raise your hand if you want to see this become a reality.

When you think about phones and the functions they have, from calculator to map, to camera, what’s missing? What can phones not do? I’ll tell you what: personal grooming. Where’s the toenail clipper? The blow dryer? No toothbrush either. Get on it, NOW. iPhone xx better have at least a comb.

I like Presidents who know how to spell "tacos".

If the sandwich stayed whole, the defense meets its goal

American thoughts and prayers: Please let it not be us Please let it not be us Please let it not be us Guess what it’s us. Maybe not your tribe this time Maybe mine. But it’s always us.

staring straight into the camera and lying. just a despicable person and a poor excuse for a national leader.

Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired

In Trump’s America criminality is the norm and judges doing their jobs are indicted! 40% of America voted for the end of the rule of law, the end of the constitution and democracy—because they didn’t want to share the country with anyone not white, cis or straight.

Let’s clear something up: SNAP stands for Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program — the LARGEST federal program to fight hunger in the country! It blows my mind that the party that touts its “Christian values” is the same party that is SET on taking food from the hungry.

Jamie Raskin on Trump's Qatar plane grift: "We’re talking about corruption at just an epic scale." This is a remarkable description from Raskin of how Trump's various corrupt schemes all interlock with each other: newrepublic.com/article/1951...

Article I, Section 9, Clause 8: “no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”

ART OF THE FOLD........

JUST IN: A federal judge in Texas, appointed by Donald Trump, will allow those targeted by the Alien Enemies Act in South Texas to proceed with a class action against the government. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Gorilla all day.

these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism

FOX: We are in the midst of a Male Loneliness Epidemic YOUNG DUDE: I am a lonely guy; what should I do? MANFLUENCER: Have you considered acting like a complete entitled asshole YOUNG DUDE: I suppose that suggestion is worth a try FOX: The Male Loneliness Epidemic continues

El Salvador knows for a fact that he’s no danger.

Lies, lies, and more lies, and lies on top of lies. A conservative jurist _appointed under Trump’s first term_ thoroughly vetted Kilmar—and the Trump admin “did not appeal it,” as @msignorile.bsky.social writes: www.signorile.com/p/the-judge-...

Trump Gulag El Salvador

Breaking, per NBC News @garygrumbach.bsky.social -- Judge Paula Xinis in the District of Maryland has ruled that the United States Government must return Kilmar Abrego Garcia to the United States by April 7 at 11:59p

I for one am amazed that allowing the world's stupidest man to bellow like an idiot while swinging a sledgehammer into every surface encountered has not fixed all of our problems but has instead made all problems worse and caused new ones. It makes no sense; he had the longest tie, the goldest hair.

there are those in this world with only evil in their soul

Turning dehumanizing conditions and ritual humiliation into a US government propaganda video. This makes me ill

There were certainly signs

If Andrew Windsor is invited to the State Banquet, him & Trump could reminisce about their mutual bestie, Jeffrey Epstein.

What first attracted Donald Trump to alleged rapist Andrew Tate?

THE Rep. Jasmine Crockett to Elon Musk: "Fuck off." So say we all. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Video clip courtesy of @calltoactivism.bsky.social

(Actual footage of Trump spraying the Constitution with explosive diarrhoea) Republicans: (applauding for hours to not be the first to stop)

Trump: this is an ongoing tragedy; emergency teams are still recovering bodies and the black boxes of the aircraft not yet found, so I’ll just take this opportunity to blame women, gays, Black people and people with disabilities. MAGA: yes! Suck it libs! This is is the leadership we voted for!

Trump pardoned only the best people...

What Trump isn’t constructing isn’t a meritocracy. It’s a mediocracy. The only remaining question is what horrors and corruption they will unleash with the power placed in so many inadequate hands.

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who agrees that if you don't want to be compared to Nazis, stop referencing shit from Hitler's speeches, stop supporting far-right extremists in Europe, and stop making Nazi hand gestures. Can you not see what we mean?

AOC: I don’t celebrate RAPISTS, so no, I’m not going to the inauguration tomorrow

Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.

Senator: have you ever been blackout drunk? Hegseth: today?