new @houseofsnax.bsky.social make a lour happy

btw. we’re back from outer space. <3 noisespace.xyz/2026/06/28/1...

[from somewhere deep within, a cackle]

[the walls creak]

Looking at @houseofsnax.bsky.social like Padme at Anakin

okay i need everyone to know i had this week's episode fully fucking edited and uploaded and finished and i thought i hit the publish button and i didn't realize until i went to my podcatcher to play something else that it wasnt up come beat my ass about it the episode goes up in an hour

@houseofsnax.bsky.social hey you wanna book some guy named Josh who sent an obviously AI email because I know you hate the sentence "quirky charisma your podcast thrives on"

TELL THEM WE SAY YES

@houseofsnax.bsky.social incredible stuff in the noise space inbox

rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #82 I’m way into the weird detours into high production value radio drama we’re getting here, especially in contrast to the rest of the show, in which one can hear (for instance) a girl briefly glue her mouth shut with chewed-up buttery cracker 🧈/10

rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, 83 🥔/10

caught taking notes @houseofsnax.bsky.social

rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #60 that first fifteen minutes of stoned sleepover deep talk energy made me so happy, I love it when the house of snax is a house of pals “sodas are girls” period 💅 🥤/10

rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #55 I love a podcast where I can listen to some creep who claims to have invented tuberculosis destroy a robot who says “cunt” what snacks 💨/10

rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #46 the more we learn about the snack dimension the more I am reminded of the rich lore in my favorite gonzo fantasy/horror series, THE FOLD; mutant clone sex shows in an evil snack dimension would fit right in instarbooks.itch.io/sharing-by-m... 🍪/10

we don’t normally involve ourselves in electoral politics and were going to avoid discussing this election in any detail until it passes but a time comes when you must speak up #DEFENDTHEDEW #ANYONEBUTTHESEDIPSHITS

Anyway, listen to @houseofsnax.bsky.social

What was your favorite Saturday morning Cartoon?

I'm taking care not to spoil myself but the @houseofsnax.bsky.social wiki fucks hard

you’re god damned right

rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #2 • after the demure, modest mouth sounds of the first episode, the crunch present here is downright indulgent, almost sensual • to say nothing of the late appearance of the phrase “piss ocean” 🧀/10

rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #1 it is so important to have the chewing sounds debate right up front, but it also builds tension considerably before diet coke reveals—to the jubilation of all—that the whataburger jalapeño ranch is *not* chuck e. cheese garbage slop 🫐/10

sorry we forget this account exists

OH WORM?

no new episode this week! we have actually been operating with one host without a computer for weeks now which has left us completely unable to record and have been posting episodes recorded out of the backlog

general mills declined to publish the review that we lovingly composed on @houseofsnax.bsky.social for tropical fruit gushers and i for one am offended

When I put "a" into my browser, it autofills to "analbuttsex.com" it's like the scarlet letter for being a host of House of Snax

only a few more days to sign up for the patreon if u want her!!!

ok i’m going back to being a house now

puppy girls run the shit at weird girl middle school

making blood smiley faces on the gross soft pizza crackers and using pepperonis for the eyes at the weird girl middle school

as long as i mention a food or drink i can post on this account you can’t stop me mom

putting jelly beans in each others butthols at the weird girl middle school

separating oreos apart and sticking the cream side to ur crushes face at the weird girl middle school

meats loaf

what’s for lunch at the weird girl middle school

go listen to house of snax it's a really funny podcast! i did the new artwork and diet coke and lilith are so cool to work with! noisespace.xyz/category/hou...

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House of Snax is a UNION OPERATION now and so naturally we’re reviewing the Mountain Dew that looks UNCANNILY like piss noisespace.xyz/2024/06/25/1...

House of Snax is a UNION OPERATION now and so naturally we’re reviewing the Mountain Dew that looks UNCANNILY like piss noisespace.xyz/2024/06/25/1...

posting my steam deck boot screen again

i wonder if she’s into feet too

btw this isn’t lilith i’m the house it’s like the disney channel original movie smart house except this milfy hologram only knows how to post on bluesky

and so it is. [bangs gavel on a packet of fire sauce] FUCK PICKLES

don’t worry we still like fallout. iffy on stripey socks. afaik neither of us owns the stuffed shark. shit we might be cis

well if joey chestnut’s not doing anything july 4th do you think he can come on the show we’re certainly not busy

pickles are gross