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Is your kid a bird or paradise? Know the signs!

We made Afghan Rambo (from the first movie, not the jingoistic latter ones) and he allegedly killed two random National Guards who got sent on a pointless fascist errand they didn't sign up for. Just the churning machine destroying people for nothing.

Maybe this dude will buy us all first class flights when asked

absolutely want to watch this dude kick someone’s ass in a tourney now…

this is why the steam machine is gonna have “PC pricing”

it’s an ansi terminal

lol. lmao.

been to Paris. she’s not wrong.

not as impressive as the Fosbury flop, but a close second is the Halligan flop

Ice Hockey

Questions about us not being enron are answered by our t-shirt stating we are not Enron

You all MUST READ this piece by Kaitlyn Greenidge about the power of art to “exist outside of a tech lord’s algorithm.” www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/art-...

… history will point to this article when we wonder how we ended up with AlitoBot4000

“My watch beeps. I groan. Time for the mandatory Rush Hour movie hour in my precincts square. This is life in trumps america…” Thank you all for coming to my Pulitzer Prize book reading…

fool us once… same on us… … fool us 16 times… hey buddy cmon stop fooling us… …

Bluesky is labeling this post “sexually suggestive” because I am using Goya’s painting “Saturn devouring his son” from 1823, literally one of the most famous paintings in the world, as an illustration. And as a result, the post announcing my new piece gets almost no traction Fucking stupid.

This is the pattern: ICE/CBP initiate violence toward observers and protestors, then they claim they were assaulted in order to use the threat of prison to silence dissent. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/whos-threa...

I can hear chants and incantations and some guy is mentioning me in his prayers. Well, I don't know what it is but there's definitely something going on upstairs (Dig yourself) (Laz'rus dig yourself) (Laz'rus dig yourself) (Laz'rus dig yourself) (I want you to dig) (Back in that hole.)

They got your number, scared and runnin' But I'm still waitin' for the second comin' Of Ophelia Come back home

🎵 Bela Lugosi is dead 🎶

I don't see why it even matters if LLMs are sentient when we already take every opportunity possible to deny basic rights and dignity to entire swaths of *other humans* who've been deemed lesser. How's using a supposedly conscious LLM any different than the slavery that props up our entire society?

Will Temple plans to run from the Boston Common to the tip of Cape Cod in 24 hours or less on Saturday -- all to raise money to protect LGBTQ+ youth. on.nbcboston.com/0BcJkzM

given what the discourse is at the moment… I don’t want to know

he’s gonna have so many things he’ll know nothing about tomorrow

new Amen break has dropped

same guy said no one should ask him for medical opinions

this is the future liberals want

backing it up with receipts ✊

who does this asshole think he is? tom nichols

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

can we call them nazis now?

Just a reminder that one of the January 6ers Trump pardoned was arrested last month for threatening to murder Jeffries. Another was sentenced to life this year for plotting to murder the officials who prosecuted him.

/3 Asserting the (legally correct) point that members of the military may refuse illegal orders is not conspiring to overthrow the government or hinder the laws by force. You can tell because if it were seditious conspiracy Trump would be pardoning it. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

“HA! HA! BITCHES, I GOT A NEW SCOOTER!” 💀

when democrats take over, Joe Rogan will be forced to do each show in a hot dog costume.

By this logic I should be healthier the closer to a hospital I live….

As Tierra Walker's 14-year-old son performed CPR on his mother, he shouted, "I need you, I need you!" Does that sound 'pro-life' to you? Monsters.

FIFA continues to be a failed organization

Sounds like there’s ANOTHER follow up then.

“We have such sights to show you! … just as soon as my suit gets back from the cleaners…”

Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.

you’re real mean when you’re drunk, Mr. Stipe

baby bat mobile!

RESPECTED! INVESTED! HOTTEST! DEAD! COMPLAIN! COMPLAIN! COMPLAIN!

union strong baby!

surprise! Charlie is AI!

poor guy didn’t realize that’s a right handed hammer

based on reports… does he really want to uncover EVERYTHING on Bill Clinton?

I don’t know. maybe it’s time. Medicare for All.