This is what you get when you talk to the fairies

The art of the stall

I'm trying hard to temper my distaste for the people running this with a clear analysis of what's happening, but there's really no other way to parse "Wii sports kill shot mashup tweeted by White House" than ghouls peacocking for ghouls by making corpses with the most expensive military in history.

the superiority of the soft cover book

Never fund DHS again. Abolish it completely. If someone wants to moan about "but but we have to ____" yeah fine we can discuss a new department, but *this* department has to go.

Issuing a correction (misread, my bad): 0.2% OF THE POPULATION ARE REPRESENTED IN 50% OF BROADCAST NETWORK DRAMAS (And that is way worse, actually)

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

Donald Trump letting you know how the authoritarian capture of the media is going, in case you missed it. Unlike other authoritarians in places like Hungary and Poland he has no worries about advertising his authoritarian take over of the media.

I don’t know what’s worse: AI impersonating writers and editors and stealing the value they use to pay rent or people being casually dismissive of said writers and editors for being upset about that

Recent? As in 1940s are recent…?

Never forget this energy, it explains the six nations

does it also require israel to end its apartheid system and recognize the rights of palestinians?

It’s basically criminology 101 that arrest quotas destroy civil liberties

Dems should pledge to sign and ratify the ICC treaty that Clinton signed but W (smartly for his ppl) refused to push thru. Make it clear we will arrest these ppl… and ship them someplace no future vice-signaling GOP Pres’s pardon power can reach.

goals

The duality of reply guys

this is genuinely insulting, Mothra would never even hear the pleas of this pathetic regime.

The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.

turns out these cops are just as racist as the other cops

Oh my! Where are these kids now? Would love a follow up photo (ugh what’s it called)?

producer: what do you call it!? Performers: the lottery!

Sheriffs across the country make it a point to publish booking photos of every person they arrest and they run them in the local paper.

Rest in power Breonna Taylor. Today, we mourn six years without her, and six years without justice or accountability.

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

extremely excited to see what happens to palantir under woke 2

We should solve this problem by banning cars in the inner city limits and then Waymo can just go fuck itself

WHY did I have to keep going down this path? Nate Cavanaugh was part of DOGE outing Mohammed Halimi, who was exiled from Afghanistan. DOGE accused Halimi of sending money to the Taliban through his work at the Institute for Peace. The Taliban then kidnapped Halimi’s family.

A 14yo girl, abducted from indigo blue MA and taken out of state, is thankfully back with her family. For now The feds are still taking steps to deport her. A girl with no criminal record. And she is far from the first MA child kidnapped by our own govt. 1/ www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/12/m...

For scale, 800,000 people would be the population of Seattle. That’s how many people are displaced.

Respectfully, eat shit. Those kids were expelled, arrested, and targeted relentlessly by their school administrations with the specific goal of preventing further protest. Eighteen year old kids were held down and maced by campus security, hit point blank with tear gas canisters by riot cops.

They’re up on the Bean!

if there was ever a reason to take pause at the direction “AI” is heading…

Lawyer: You don't regret that people might have lost income? Cavanaugh (DOGE): No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from two trillion dollars to close to zero. Lawyer: Did you reduce the federal deficit? Cavanaugh: No, we didn't.

As a point of comparison, the US spent $21 billion in FY 2022 to feed billions of breakfasts and lunches to kids in schools across our whole country for an entire year under the universal school meals program that was later discontinued.

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

I was told that a bombing campaign is needed to free her from a fascist government that controls what women can wear.

Minimum wage is (still) $7.25 in Louisiana

not the onion

As the Trump administration wages a war of aggression abroad, it is also seeking expanded authority to place homeless veterans under court-ordered guardianships. Part of a broader—and profoundly alarming—push to force homeless people into "long-term institutional settings."

Can this be a solution?

We need reparations for ICE victims. Anything short of that is setting the stage for a massive wealth grab from people of color that will re-entrench racial disparities for generations.

so much copaganda

despite extraordinarily stiff competition from the Roberts Court, Citizens United keeps its place as one of the most damaging Supreme Court decisions of all time

This is a fucking hostage taking. Abolish iCE.

Fartpoop Gringle

Was it of his shoes?

googling “40% of crime dogs” for no reason in particular

We need to build local news networks back up and then connect them together in ways that builds cross community trust

When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.

Elizabeth Warren: "I am a hard no on a supplemental. This is not a war the American people want us to engage in. This is not a war that makes us safer ... No. No more money. The only thing Congress has the power to do is to stop actions like this through the power of the purse."