Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

Y'all Disney is 100% waiting for views on Disney+ to decide if they'll make more "The Muppet Show." If you want more Muppets in the world, watch that shit.

I just started my first ever Fafhrd & Grey Mouser collection and in the intro Lieberman describes women as “delectable” at least four times.

wow

"technologists, reactionaries, and seething upstarts are brought together by decadent parties on a wealthy idiot's pedophile island, laying the groundwork for a digital-first fascism" sounds like a cyberpunk plot but you know it's real life because they did it with the style of people in bumper cars

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Once upon a time I was respected. Feared, even.

INTERVIEWER: As you know, we are a nation beset by myriad horrors. What are you doing to fight back? SCHUMER: I have been reaching out to the horrors, many of which are friends, in hopes of working together on this for all Americans. You demand we descend into hell? Well ok, but let's do it right.

first day back after holiday: great now i just need to do this every day until i die

In classic James Cameron sequel escalation, Fire and Ash asks: what if we took the movies with the hot scary lady and added an even hotter, scarier lady?

Okay let’s get back to that birthday book

watching rachel zegler present an oscar with gal gadot is great for me bc one of my favorite dynamics is short girl demonstrably hates the everloving guts out of a much larger, more physically imposing person and the little one is correct

My toilet is running but my cat is asleep on my lap so I guess my December water bill is going to be 11 million dollars.

Watched Zero Dark Thirty tonight for the first time since it was in theaters. Not 100% confident on this but I’m pretty sure James Gandolfini plays Barack Obama.

I don’t remember any of my bangers and I set up that thing that wipes my old bleats after two years or whatever

@excogitation.bsky.social hahahahahahhahahaa

Hey I don’t really support dunking on random strangers on the internet or wishing them ill but I’ll make an exception for this person who deserves cancer.

One of the great things about living in portland is yesterday I saw a guy walking out of a major pedestrian thoroughfare wearing sweats and an Easter Bunny costume head while carrying a teakettle and a pocketknife, and it’s 50/50 on if he was a wanted serial killer or just some guy.

@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social follow back for klout.

Time to start posting, the best thing a person can do.