When Noah Cameron & Carter Jensen take the field today, it’ll be the first time they form a battery *at Kauffman Stadium.* It’ll be the first all Missouri-born battery for the @Royals *in Kansas City* since June 10, 1979 (Steve Mingori/Darrell Porter). 📸: Jason Hanna

What a game from Wacha! Efficiently dissected the Sox lineup. I would have loved to see him come out for the 9th, but it’s early in the season so I get it. Plus I get to see my favorite pitcher 😎 let’s get this dub, Erceg

Michael Fucking Wacha! #Royals

Carter Jensen is the only player so far in this young season with multiple 111+ mph home runs. He now has 3, with a 113.7 mph tonight He’s the first Royals player with 3+ in a calendar month since Jorge Soler in Sept 2019 First rookie with 3+ in a month since 2023 Elly De La Cruz in July

A dominant showing on a career night for Kris Bubic!

The skyline this evening

6 minutes of no communication is bonkers tbh

🥰🥰🥰🥰

Royals score a fuckin run challenge

This is a work of art 😮‍💨

How can you hate on a starting pitcher for getting ‘hurt’? I guess it’s good to see that the doomers from the other site are still doomers over here I guess. Ragans is our ace. Hope he’s good to go next time through. #TBAPSB

Joey Gathright

Eh. It was 30 degrees. Get em tomorrow.

Got out of class with enough time to catch the last couple innings 😎 got in my car right as India went yard! #TBAPSB

The Tragedy, by Pablo Picasso, 1903, 📸 by @JasonHannaphoto

Oof, that’s rough. Hectic work day so I just caught a couple innings on the radio.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#HEYHEYHEYHEY as Denny said, “mercifully, the game has now ended.”

I’m mad that I have to be mad at a game that was so fun and then wasn’t anymore. Why do I love this stupid sport? Anyway, #HeyHeyHeyHey #TBAPSB

I will light myself on fire if Lucas Erceg has to pitch in this game

In other news, I’ve caught Ho Oh, Lugia, and Deoxys in Fire Red during the last 2 innings. So not all was lost during the innings that would never end.

The Royals have found a reliever who can throw strikes.

Jake: "Would you like to know how many total pitc--" Denny: "NO" *Lange beans a guy with the bases loaded*

This was a fun game but dear lord I’m ready for it be over now lmao.

Man, hearing Denny Matthews talk about listening to the moon landing on the radio in middle of his first season with the Royals is an all-time blowout game story

Cags. Damn, he looks good. Hittin' well too

They needed a game like this to get everyone loose. You love to see it, especially on a weird spooky foggy night

LETS FUCKING GO

The Minnesota Twins rn:

The bat crack just sounds different when Bobby and Jac are squaring up pitches

Win someone 25k Bobby

I need Rex on this game so badly. His commentary on the fog would be so good. He would have lost his mind when Royce dropped that pop up

Wow, what a save by Caratini. I don’t think I’ve ever heard Ryan say that a ball has been thrown away when it actually didn’t end up being thrown away. Also I don’t mind the inning ending because IF THIS GAME DOESNT COUNT I WILL CRY

The outfield is a combined 5-for-5 with a HBP tonight.

ISBEL IS THE ONLY PLAYER ALLOWED TO BUNT NOW THAT THE FERMINATOR IS IN SAN DIEGO

Every ball Cags hitting tonight is 200mph off the bat

SALVY STRIKEOUT

I honestly don’t mind India getting throw out there. We need these innings to end so this game counts lol

The Pasquatch coming out of the fog is immaculate vibes

Foggy Pasquach is dope.

In honor of Jac starting this rally, I gotta show this off. I bought a hanger at the home opener and pulled this before the game started ❤️🔥

Two out rally!! LFGGGG

LFG outfield!! You love to see it. Capped by another clutch hit from Isbel #TBAPSB

Jac SMOKED that thing, good lord #ThatBaseballHasAFamily #TBAPSB

What’s common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders? Your property taxes (at least in Jackson County) directly fund disability services for thousands of people. And if we get rid of property tax, yet another stream these folks’ funding will be up in the air.

SNIPED!! #Erceg #TBAPSB

God dammit. Why does humanity have to be like this. I would love to be able to be 10% less afraid of ticks.