I feel the same way, Carrot. #ElongatedMuskrat #FelinMusk #Tesla #TeslaTakedown #CarrotWeatherApp

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

Sandwich guy not guilty! 🎉

Sean Dunn, the Sandwich Guy, found NOT guilty for throwing his subway hero at officers. Congratulations, Sean! 🐸 #ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

The DC Sandwich Thrower''s trial started today. His lawyers say it's retaliation since the CBP agent hit with the sandwich was not injured. The federal agent who shot Rev. David Black with a pepper ball at point-blank range faces zero charges. A sandwich gets more accountability than a cop.

ICE CREAMED by SANDWICH! idk all i got for this one

*sandwich hits federal agent in the chest* Narrator: “Subway. Yeet fresh.”

Sandwich guy NOT GUILTY! 😂

"I just live on this planet; I don't know how any of this shit works" is a sentence I've been uttering more and more offend lately.

This is a show that I *need* to see. #6SeasonsAndAMovie

#Abbot threatens a "100% tariff on New Yorkers moving to Texas". I mean, completely leaving aside things like the #CommerceClause, how the fuck do you #tariff *PEOPLE*? Also, the #GOP are the "party of small government" the same way I am a troll in a tutu. www.newsweek.com/greg-abbott-...

The Offspring's "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" seems particularly poignant these days what with how much the #GOP lie and whip people up into a frenzy.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

THIS SO MUCH. It should offend everyone. It certainly offends me.

Wife: #StarTrek #Voyager is fundamentally a road trip movie. Me: I cannot argue with that.

I think somebody planted the idea of restarting nuclear tests in #Trump head to get him to nuke #Epstein Island.

I simply can not believe we’ve gotten to “crashed infected monkey truck” in this ludicrous timeline.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Paging @theskepticsguide.bsky.social... this is bananapants.

Best sign nominee.

It seems he does have Congressional approval, tacit though it may be.

The Democrats need to get a hell of a lot of cameras on the White House and plaster the photos everywhere. It's not just the brazen symbol of a megalomaniac destroying national heritage; it's happening during a government shutdown when ordinary people aren't getting paid. Make every American see it.

Planetary Rings xkcd.com/3156/

A #Reddit moderator r/ChicagoSuburbs didn't like when I pressed them to better explain their rules regarding protest sign photos and reported me to the admin team, resulting in a 3-day ban for "harassment". We'll see how the appeal goes.

Event a country with a king doesn't want a king...

Helicopter view of Chicago #NoKings in Grant Park via @cbschicago.bsky.social

Love that we have somehow reclaimed cartoon frogs???????

#NoKings in Bolingbrook today...

How long before MAGA blame "Antifa" for this? www.404media.co/hackers-dox-...

This is when I wish I lived in IL-09 so I could vote for @katmabu.bsky.social. Sadly, it's IL-11th with our boring-ass Bill Foster, who wouldn't be caught dead doing things like this.

I think everybody at work took a half except me. #GhostTown

Panning on doing the #NoKings protest thing tomorrow and I just realized I have no idea how to make a sign... I'm planning on using: "Come see the violence inherent in the system!" and "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" #MontyPython

A story in three parts

I pledge to sext only with adult humans, moreover my sexting will be artisanal, small batch and produced under the highest ethical production standards, that said, some images may be edited to increase contrast, correct lens distortion and heighten curb appeal

1: if #Trump can run a third time in 2028, so can #Obama. 2: Trump hates Obama. 3: If Obama ran again in 2028 and polled well, I'd bet Trump's head would explode. 4: I'd pay money to see that.

ICE / Border Patrol threatening to arrest a cyclist for following and recording in Chicago

It’s always projection. Every prosecution is an admission.