Phase 4. Good fight good fight.

hello my static is looking for a caster for fru :) we: • are at p3 apoc prog • have flexible schedules but prefer tues, weds, fridays @ 6pm pst • maintain a healthy balance of fun & focus if you're interested, you can dm me here or discord. reposts appreciated. 🙂‍↕️

I don't have any more to say until we learn more about evolved I promise but it's a ~wild~ choice to announce you're splitting main and off tank and then release an ultimate with 5 forced tank swap busters over the course of like 3 minutes

I burned out a bit on 7 remake part 2, I need to get back to it

(looking at pre-2023 soulless corporate artwork) (eyes misty with fond reminiscence) they paid a person to draw that

Q40 down. Holy fuck this fight as a tank.

fav ffxiv image ever

I think the strangest roulette I've experienced was queueing into a normal raid with a cotank, and we got p10. Healers couldn't live for longer than a minute into the fight, no DPS rez, and we had to collectively vote to disband after about 10 minutes of wiping

It's all fun and games until they remove invuln from evolved off-tanks

I'm reserving my opinions about the xiv changes until we see more. Speculation doesn't matter much RN I spose but, idk. I think the PVP battle system works for PVP because it's fast and hectic and everyone is moving and trying to kill you in return.

I miss barrier healing. Haven't done it since fru, gonna be weird doing a ~new~ ultimate and not being on barrier, how I initially cleared 5/6 ults

I wasn't born into the sexism that women suffer every day for their entire lives but transitioning has really made me speedrun the sexism thing

"Does the worldbuilding of The Great Mouse Detective imply the existence of Mouse Colonialism" buddy, the plot of The Great Mouse Detective explicitly hinges on Mouse Race Science. Of course there's Mouse Colonialism.

Bungie laid off my entire team on a Zoom call from the Legal Department conference room with Pete Parsons sitting at the table with the resin top that we paid for with our morale budget with embedded counterfeit merchandise. But at least he got to buy a fancy car on the same day.

Chu~

harry potter helps people like me, people who have always felt a little different. a little special. maybe a little better than everyone else

updating the meme for current times

stealing this from a tweet that def stole it from reddit where it probably came from somewhere else anyway.

i often think about this review

this post never fails to crack me up

I hope that you all see me as someone who is not just annoying and unwell, but also, as a MILF.

STOP PLAYING ARC RAIDERS. STOP PLAYING BATTLEFIELD. STOP PLAYING CALL OF DUTY. STOP PLAYING CLOUDHEIM. STOP PLAYING HEARTOPIA. STOP PLAYING JUMP SPACE. STOP PLAYING ONCE HUMAN. STOP PLAYING THE ALTERS. STOP PLAYING THE FINALS. STOP PLAYING WHERE WINDS MEET. STOP PLAYING GEN-AI SLOP. PLEASE.

I think it’s a great day for more #aerti

🦇ヴァンプ・ファタール🦇

I think my favorite static in joke was how we'd always call tanks in the front, party in the back during p8 busters and autos until we started simply saying "mullet strats"

I forgot to mention I cleared the tier this afternoon I'd share a clear photo but spoilers? Idk Happy about it c:

Big commission done! Got to draw a bunch of cute buns this time around 💖💖💖

I'm the big one c:

🦝🥂🎉

my static's red mage just referred to the m10 theme as twink-182 and i wish i was that funny

Any waist is a slutty waist if you have love in your heart

Most deranged opinions in my FL earlier. "We have to ignore fights and hit the crystals or we will lose on points" this was said before the match started

This 401k meeting is insane "we expect at some point in the next years your accounts will drop by about 25%, by it will go back up"

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."

I'm gonna get my ACA account reactivated and hope that somehow the government subsidies return before I go full doomer but my premiums are going up by 60% this year, and some of my meds are already extremely expensive because insurance companies are fucking scavengers.

you're a grown-ass FFXIV player make the fucking adventurer plate already

using square enix as a gotcha vs people pointing out wwm is littered with gen ai doesn't work btw especially when myself and basically everyone i know would drop ffxiv if they started using gen ai in any part of it

Non-standard black mage getting killed so they could add flare star is still the dumbest change I've seen happen in my time playing this game. So much of my understanding of skill expression, timings, and slide casting came from playing blm in dsr. Sucks that it's just completely gone.

The ugliest steak and stout pie is going to come out of my oven in 50 minutes. Truly catastrophic. But it'll taste good

I only want to play games made by freaks with love in their heart.

okay sorry i try to not look at or think about ffxiv drama from the other evil site because it is exhausting and i simply do not care but someone calling the girl that was edating 8 guys at the same time "boyfriend limit cut" is too fucking funny to not post about here

Finally reached floor 80 in my solo run after a sizable delay from the ddoses. Not a single raising has dropped for me, so I'm shit outta luck there... Wish a girl luck

Neediest baby whatever lived

I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.

Spend 2 hours earning back a run. DDOS. Like what's the fucking point. This game is seriously not worth playing rn.