stealing this from a tweet that def stole it from reddit where it probably came from somewhere else anyway.

i often think about this review

this post never fails to crack me up

I hope that you all see me as someone who is not just annoying and unwell, but also, as a MILF.

STOP PLAYING ARC RAIDERS. STOP PLAYING BATTLEFIELD. STOP PLAYING CALL OF DUTY. STOP PLAYING CLOUDHEIM. STOP PLAYING HEARTOPIA. STOP PLAYING JUMP SPACE. STOP PLAYING ONCE HUMAN. STOP PLAYING THE ALTERS. STOP PLAYING THE FINALS. STOP PLAYING WHERE WINDS MEET. STOP PLAYING GEN-AI SLOP. PLEASE.

I think it’s a great day for more #aerti

🦇ヴァンプ・ファタール🦇

I think my favorite static in joke was how we'd always call tanks in the front, party in the back during p8 busters and autos until we started simply saying "mullet strats"

I forgot to mention I cleared the tier this afternoon I'd share a clear photo but spoilers? Idk Happy about it c:

Big commission done! Got to draw a bunch of cute buns this time around 💖💖💖

I'm the big one c:

🦝🥂🎉

my static's red mage just referred to the m10 theme as twink-182 and i wish i was that funny

Any waist is a slutty waist if you have love in your heart

Most deranged opinions in my FL earlier. "We have to ignore fights and hit the crystals or we will lose on points" this was said before the match started

This 401k meeting is insane "we expect at some point in the next years your accounts will drop by about 25%, by it will go back up"

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."

I'm gonna get my ACA account reactivated and hope that somehow the government subsidies return before I go full doomer but my premiums are going up by 60% this year, and some of my meds are already extremely expensive because insurance companies are fucking scavengers.

you're a grown-ass FFXIV player make the fucking adventurer plate already

using square enix as a gotcha vs people pointing out wwm is littered with gen ai doesn't work btw especially when myself and basically everyone i know would drop ffxiv if they started using gen ai in any part of it

Non-standard black mage getting killed so they could add flare star is still the dumbest change I've seen happen in my time playing this game. So much of my understanding of skill expression, timings, and slide casting came from playing blm in dsr. Sucks that it's just completely gone.

The ugliest steak and stout pie is going to come out of my oven in 50 minutes. Truly catastrophic. But it'll taste good

I only want to play games made by freaks with love in their heart.

okay sorry i try to not look at or think about ffxiv drama from the other evil site because it is exhausting and i simply do not care but someone calling the girl that was edating 8 guys at the same time "boyfriend limit cut" is too fucking funny to not post about here

Finally reached floor 80 in my solo run after a sizable delay from the ddoses. Not a single raising has dropped for me, so I'm shit outta luck there... Wish a girl luck

Neediest baby whatever lived

I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.

Spend 2 hours earning back a run. DDOS. Like what's the fucking point. This game is seriously not worth playing rn.

And I lost a 45 run. After losing a 65 run. Like I know this is pretty small potatoes to people losing 190+ runs in potd or other example, better people than me have lost much more time but what is the fucking point

#tifa #wip

sometimes when the process of what most of all to play out, of which is important. and what i'd all which to do, is take at the entire thing and in due time when it's the situation of what's ahead. after all of together i have many times said, let's just going on

*clarifying to my woke pervert oomfs that this is a sexual thing and not like a class thing* I should have maids

Rolled credits on Hades 2. Damn.

I've used doll skip for static trials so many times lately but I haven't cleared a doll skip run I feel so blue balled

BREAKING: The terrorism counts against Luigi Mangione have been dismissed as "legally insufficient" by a New York judge. Mr. Mangione, 27, is still charged with second-degree murder and that case is expected to proceed.

People need to unlock more raids than crystal tower and Yoshi p needs to give us more light from crystal tower

Hades 2 coming out this month is for me

Had someone in yesterday AR roulette truly just baffled when I suggested people should unlock more content. "But this is quicker" I know we have problems with this game sometimes but some of us enjoy playing it idk what else to tell you

It's been so long since I went to dragoncon. It always surprises me when it shows up. It's just a train ride away but it still sucks to get to.

Officially been working for 12 hours. I'm at my hours for the pay period and I'm working for free for the rest of the week. A H H H H H H H H H H H H

Parses don't matter but I still wanna pull out my hair when I think about the 80 I got in TEA where my cotank got me killed before the final burst

My circulation..

I liked when Shale offered the WoL a room we could relax, we could ask her to show us personally and then we got a 'several weeks later' like one of us came out pregnant.

Wicked Thunder ⚡️ #FF14 #FFXIV #FF14イラスト

Playing gnb at 90 is nice because you can pretend lionheart combo doesn't exist but playing at 90 is sad because you have to hold for 20 seconds at the end of every phase