Please Don't Destroy is what would happen if The Lonely Island sketches were written by Aaron Sorkin. ...aaaaaaand POST!

New website idea: a website that's nothing but 404 errors people trying to visit rotten dot com Upside: it's a very niche joke Downside: if you get the joke you are likely to be a creep.

Ready to board my longest flight on 2026. MSP -> YYZ -> YVR -> SYD 😀🔫

(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys

New slur just dropped.

You've all got a couple hours left to wish me happy birthday if you'd like

What a week. Cheers.

Hey, can the entire internet do something for me real quick? Can you all Google "randy walters is a son of a bitch"? First of all, that video rules, but also I really want to add this as a round to idiots win. idiots.win?q=randy+walt...

Damn I could go for some lemon poundcake right about now.

Alternate take of “Oh, Pretty Woman” where Roy Orbison says “Bullshit” instead of “Mercy”

There's now several people managing their home bars with BOOZ.bar Want to add yours? Get at me.

Props to the guy on the corner holding a sign that's says TRUMP CAN ICE DEEZ NUTS Can't say I understand your message homeboy, but thanks for showing up.

Yeah, that's about what I expected from #grok

What do you think happens if you ask Grok Code to create a gender selector with more than 2 options?

I'm searching for hotels in Latvia right now. This one seems OK.

Just wanted to share my favorite typo of the week.

The goon squads are packing up their things and leaving Minneapolis. And yeah, that's gonna make my daily life easier, but that's not how this ends...

I know I'm late to the party, but everyone was right, #bun is way better than Node.js. Making the switch was worth the minimal effort.

Hello chefs. Today's dish is something I like to call "Taki Alfredo" In lieu of immunity, I'll accept a James Beard award. Just add it to the pile, please.

I made a little software platform for people to keep track of what's in their home bar. hmu if you wanna try it out yourself. booz.bar/about/

Well, so much for that idea.

Time stretches on with the city I love still occupied by armed vigilantes with the blessing of the government. To my fellow Minneapolitans: Thank you for showing up, to protect schools, to deliver supplies, to show what this city is capable of. And to everyone else: It doesn't end here.

BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...

The first F Plus episode release in about five months, and it's all songs about cryptocoins. Thanks @adambozarth.bsky.social thefpl.us/episode/414

This is a love letter to Camp Chaos. NAPSTER BAD! MONEY GOOD!

It took a lot of work, but my new game is now up for public release. Try it out (on a computer, not on your phone) kinda.fun/megachurch

I'm sure this whole AI-assisted resume thing will work out if we just fight fire with napalm.

Rather than hearing a statement from Axl Rose about his poor performance, I'd like to hear from the person who went to a Guns n Roses show expecting them to be good.

Sitting in Terminal 2 as I wait to board my flight for @longhornphp.com . Surprised how many TSA agents are working today despite not being paid, but it's nice that some things still work.

I'm just gonna say it: pita is the best bread for Korean tacos. I'm already making something inauthentic, why not go all the way?

Aha! It's TypeScript. Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file. Perfect! It doesn't work!

I have a new kinda.fun game, but it needs beta testers. If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url

I have a new kinda.fun game, but it needs beta testers. If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url

Spending the morning vibe coding. Not because it's useful or effective, but just because I want to read "You're absolutely right!" every time I say something.

That's cool, I've been showing accountants how to get things done by sending them numbers I randomly generated.

Today I learned that of the two Salamanca Twins on #breakingbad - one is SIGNIFICANTLY more expensive on Cameo than the other. Which one is which? I made a new Breaking Bad/Beter Call Saul round for you to guess. kinda.fun/cameo?game=B...

I meant to post this earlier, but when I was at the Minnesota State Fair, they were selling this thing with pickles and ranch as "poutine". It has been logged at notpoutine.ahoylemon.xyz

I probably could have done something more productive tonight, but instead I made my GitHub profile all shiny. github.com/ahoylemon

I do enjoy the irony that the CEO of something called "Robinhood" is on the billionaires list today 🪓 kinda.fun/guillotine?p...

I heard from some people that they didn't understand how to play kinda.fun/meeting, so I added instructions to the title page.

Just updated the crash screen for kinda.fun/invalid If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should.

Malört's marketing department has gone full-on sicko mode.

Tonight I had an idea that I wanted to make a playlist of 50 cover songs by 50 different bands. Then I came up with a really complicated ruleset of what each song had to do, and it got really complicated. But anyway, the playlist is good. music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

There was a mix-up. I got fifty bars of cold-pressed latinum and ten litres of gold-pressed olive oil. This is why I don't use Alexa to order commodities any more.

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Looking to execute some more billionaires? That's great, I love that for you. NEW FEATURE: Execute one of the most valuable billionaires of the day, and hear the people rejoice.

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

I digitally hand-letter your address and give you a vector file to make labels/stamps/stationery. Each address is OOAK, made by hand and not a font— $50 I copy letter-styles from '50s-60s magazine headlines, ads, defunct products, book jackets Add a name +$10 💥email [email protected]

How do you build progressive web apps in 2025? @ahoylemon.xyz talks on .NET Rocks at www.dotnetrocks.com/details/1959 about his experiences building all sorts of PWAs for customers and entertainment!

Just added a couple celebrities to kinda.fun/cameo including Lance Bass, George Santos, and the guy who did those Jerky Boys CDS back in the 90s.