It is with a heavy heart that I must tell inform the people of Bluesky that DJ Shadow, having discovered a hit, is now just gonna crank out sequels.

I'm afraid I see two probable poutine crimes on this menu, but I wasn't able to confirm. If anyone does go to Frittenwerk and can confirm criminal behavior, please file a report to notpoutine.ahoylemon.xyz

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

Another talk in the books, but I ain't done yet. If you're in Berlin right now, I'll be talking about CSS at 13:45

On another plane! Next stop Berlin. First time ever in Rīga, and it was amazing. I'd love to come back here.

#devsum 2026 is in the books! Now off to Riga. Stockholm was lovely as always. Hoping I make it back

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

Time for another airport selfie! This time it's Stockholm for #devsum , and then several other countries beyond that. 11 days of Europe starts just as soon as I successfully make my way thru the Keflavik airport.

--opening a filing cabinet drawer labeled EXTREMELY MINNEAPOLIS THINGS-- Yeah, I guess the knowledge that my gas station now sells "weed gelato" goes in here.

🚨NEW KINDA FUN GAME DROPPED 🚨 kinda.fun/court

✨ CSS can do more than you think At #webinale, @ahoylemon.xyz shows modern CSS features for better, more performant interfaces: ⚙️ container queries 🎨 nesting & text wrapping 🚀 scroll-linked animations 📅 Tuesday, June 09, 2026 👉 https://tinyurl.com/2wahts7s #CSS #Frontend #WebDev

I have a new kinda.fun game in private beta. DM me and I'll give you the url so you can try it out first.

So ICE is doing room service now?

I would TOTALLY build this, but it would be a SaaS product. $5/year Links to your #storybookjs. Each button variant has a score. Each carousel has the amount of people who have seen the third slide (still 0)

Back on a tiny little plane and headed back home. Thanks #NDCToronto. I had a great time and ate four poutines, now I'm headed home.

Flight boarded! On my way to the first ever #NDCTotonto to deliver a new talk on improving CrUX scores.

Well, since this MacBook won't actually let me uninstall Apple Music, I went with this option instead....

It's May of 2026, and I find myself wondering... What ELSE is in the teaches of Peaches?

Please Don't Destroy is what would happen if The Lonely Island sketches were written by Aaron Sorkin. ...aaaaaaand POST!

New website idea: a website that's nothing but 404 errors people trying to visit rotten dot com Upside: it's a very niche joke Downside: if you get the joke you are likely to be a creep.

Ready to board my longest flight on 2026. MSP -> YYZ -> YVR -> SYD 😀🔫

(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys

New slur just dropped.

You've all got a couple hours left to wish me happy birthday if you'd like

What a week. Cheers.

Hey, can the entire internet do something for me real quick? Can you all Google "randy walters is a son of a bitch"? First of all, that video rules, but also I really want to add this as a round to idiots win. idiots.win?q=randy+walt...

Damn I could go for some lemon poundcake right about now.

Alternate take of “Oh, Pretty Woman” where Roy Orbison says “Bullshit” instead of “Mercy”

There's now several people managing their home bars with BOOZ.bar Want to add yours? Get at me.

Props to the guy on the corner holding a sign that's says TRUMP CAN ICE DEEZ NUTS Can't say I understand your message homeboy, but thanks for showing up.

Yeah, that's about what I expected from #grok

What do you think happens if you ask Grok Code to create a gender selector with more than 2 options?

I'm searching for hotels in Latvia right now. This one seems OK.

Just wanted to share my favorite typo of the week.

The goon squads are packing up their things and leaving Minneapolis. And yeah, that's gonna make my daily life easier, but that's not how this ends...

I know I'm late to the party, but everyone was right, #bun is way better than Node.js. Making the switch was worth the minimal effort.

Hello chefs. Today's dish is something I like to call "Taki Alfredo" In lieu of immunity, I'll accept a James Beard award. Just add it to the pile, please.

I made a little software platform for people to keep track of what's in their home bar. hmu if you wanna try it out yourself. booz.bar/about/

Well, so much for that idea.

Time stretches on with the city I love still occupied by armed vigilantes with the blessing of the government. To my fellow Minneapolitans: Thank you for showing up, to protect schools, to deliver supplies, to show what this city is capable of. And to everyone else: It doesn't end here.

BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...

The first F Plus episode release in about five months, and it's all songs about cryptocoins. Thanks @adambozarth.bsky.social thefpl.us/episode/414

This is a love letter to Camp Chaos. NAPSTER BAD! MONEY GOOD!

It took a lot of work, but my new game is now up for public release. Try it out (on a computer, not on your phone) kinda.fun/megachurch

I'm sure this whole AI-assisted resume thing will work out if we just fight fire with napalm.

Rather than hearing a statement from Axl Rose about his poor performance, I'd like to hear from the person who went to a Guns n Roses show expecting them to be good.

Sitting in Terminal 2 as I wait to board my flight for @longhornphp.com . Surprised how many TSA agents are working today despite not being paid, but it's nice that some things still work.

I'm just gonna say it: pita is the best bread for Korean tacos. I'm already making something inauthentic, why not go all the way?

Aha! It's TypeScript. Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file. Perfect! It doesn't work!