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One time, I interviewed the Secretary of Agriculture. I worked for about a week to make sure that I didn’t ask a question that would violate the Hatch Act. Meanwhile, these MFers exist…

‘War-ravaged’ cities don’t typically have artisanal kombucha on every corner.

JUST IN: A U.S. citizen from Alabama who has been detained twice by ICE while working at a construction site, has filed a class action suit claiming ICE's broad warrantless arrest powers violate the constitution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.

If Congress shuts down and stops working, how will we be able to tell?

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There have been 6 mass shootings in the USA over the past 24 hours. The casualty count stands at 41. Here’s the President of the United States of America.

Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens. Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.

Keegan Bradley couldn't captain an anonymous car. Another year, another slap dick performance for the Americans.

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I blocked inglorious dad bod because I think it's Cat, and he's here to report posts critical of the station. This is merely conjecture on my part.

512-463-2100, just the main switchboard for the Texas Attorney Generals office; I'm sure that's unimportant. Or toll-free 800-252-8011.

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Creeper Matt will drop the ratings for this morning's panel to 3 total listeners (his parents and Jared from Subway.

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Very surprising to hear that the guy who impregnated his own step daughter is maybe a pedophile

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With the post raptors extending of life, and the "cool front", I'm taking the puppy for first visit to dog park tomorrow. Frisco has the best most luxurious dog parks.

@gordonkeith.bsky.social I heard that the wireless mic fell off a cliff and died on impact, so at 8:40 y'all will have to interview Rusty Irons, who does not sound like McGruff.

It's sobering, in its way, to realize that there was truly nobody (save, perhaps, his children) who knew him that loved him as a man. He made himself into content, and he died as content, and his funeral is the most content of all. Soundbites to soundbites, bits to bits

Sorry I should include the video because, yeah. Really shows how much they care about mourning a podcaster over the city they’re in.

Took my daughter to the bank to open her own Junior account so she can learn about responsible money management. The nice banking lady asked her to spell her name because it has different spellings. "A for Apple," she said, followed by "B for Bollocks". Mortified.

This is who we’re arguing with on Ex Twitter. But followers are more important to most than Democracy right!? 🤷🏻‍♂️ People you’ve never met or are ever likely to meet. Only ego, likes, keeps U there. Ex Twitter is a Toxic waste ground. DUMP IT AND END MUSKS HOLD. FINISH HIM. Someone else will buy it.

TRON Ares is a discount Micheal Bay movie mixed with Fumbling and Furious movie but with CGI neon.

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There is so much here. The sons look so sad for dad. Jerry looks ancient, and Jean looks upon him with pity but in a truly hospice way. They all seem to signal that they really wanted a win today for him. It's really the first time that I've actually felt bad for the guy.

Perhaps the best part was the PA team playing the intro to Welcome to the Jungle as the boys just explosive diarrhea their pants. Quick aside- Jerry has a really poorly placed yellow rug on his head and looked super gaunt. I think the clock is running out in many ways.

This one isn't on CeeDee going out, it's on the defense being slap dicks

I've honestly never heard of Mack Jones. Sounds like a B-rate 1970s country singer.

@gordonkeith.bsky.social will we have the courage tomorrow to have 8:40 be "man trying to have a period" so the fans can forget about this shit show for a segment? I'm kidding- I know that the worst and most repeatedly embarrassed PD in history wants his standards played.