I fkng love this for her so much.

I didn't know any of this, but kid's okay tonight had be taking about waiting for Guffman and laughed about being "bi-costal, if you consider the Mississippi a coast". She was silly as hell. She was born with her organs flipped right to left- wonder if that had something to do with it. Terrible loss

I'm in a pickle here... daughter has a performance tonight, but my buddy is waiting for me to stop working for cuddles. How can I even cope???

Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass https://theonion.com/trump-asks-nicki-minaj-to-explain-eating-ass/

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Spotted Wearing Glove Over Head

Brave man takes stand after war is concluded.

We're still doing pigskin panel?

Well, crap- I have a migraine coming on. Good luck with your bottom, Jennifer.

Had text thread w/people I worked with a long time ago. One guy posted an anti-trans "joke" image. It was in the big group text. I told him to keep that shit in his MAGA meetings, and I blocked him everywhere possible. Actions have meaning. The group chat went totally silent ever since. Fuck him.

Is it me, or have all the providers dropped 4k moniker for UHD? UHD is not necessarily 4k. I feel like there was such little that was actual 4k, that anything 1080p was called UHD. I'm pretty sure the industry didn't want to invest in the infrastructure to film or broadcast in the 4k format.

I'm two weeks late to post about it, but Ed Wallace passed away & it was a bummer. He did a show about the automotive industry and gave consumers great information over many years. I was lucky enough to have been his board op on KLIF in the mid 90s and he was a kind man. He even let me put in drops.

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Thank you SugeeeKnight @suge-white.bsky.social - it turns out there's a kill switch on the HVAC panel I took off and I didn't put it back on securely so once I got it set the system came back to life.

Is it illegal for college basketball teams to shoot within the 3 point arc?

This totally real person just followed me. Probably needs grooming advice, being an actual real trusted account. I'm somewhat sad that my followers to this point have not disclosed their big bushes.

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Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him. “When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."

i’ve been eating tf out of bagels lately

Energy is low

Does Jub sound a little brown-drinkey?

I got so annoyed every time Brady said, "JSN" yesterday, and junior just said it. 🥴

i wanna HYUCK you like an animal. i wanna GAWRSH you from the inside

The fake fan noise on the Seattle stadium is so obvious. They do brand culture so so poorly.

Patriots got busted for spying on competitors' practices in 2007, after 3 superbowl wins. 2015 deflategate. Quality organization.

Maybe kick the field goal early.

@seancbass.bsky.social hey bud- can you do a welfare check on TC? He pumps up AccuWeather because it's accurate and they said sun all day, not light snow. I fear the bedrock of his reality has been shaken without shun...shunshine 🙏🏼

As I look at the past 4 hours of overcast light snow, I realize that Delkus delivers. He delivers incorrect forecasts 100% of the time and moist drawers for the assisted living crowd. "So talented"

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/

Stidham just got playoff pressure diarrhea of the brain

Denver should have kicked the field goal, and @ntmellie.bsky.social knew it.

Do these people know how annoying a middle school bored child can be while I work from home?!? "A message from Frisco ISD: Frisco ISD will be closed for instruction and business Tuesday, January 27, 2026, due to inclement weather."

Speaking of broncos, these bronco commercials and the new ones on the road with the relaunch body are so bad. Both sizes taper on so far on the top and lose all the cool it used to be. They read more Isuzu Amigo.

I have no defined rooting interest, but I did learn to despise NE, a friend is broncos guy from there. My uncle loves Seattle because he lived there... I guess I'm anyone but patriots now that shit Pete Caroll is out. I still don't like 12th man, as it's stolen from Aggie, thus fraudulent.

DHS has shot 12 people during immigration enforcement operations since September:

Woah, is Chipotle offering fresher listeria now? Might be interested...

Evan Washington is overly hair product'ed

you gotta hope that's just a cramp

NRA goes MIA By Nick Anderson

This is ok tho

I'm so glad Screech found another gig.

Another ICE/CBP murder of a citizen in Minneapolis' Whittier neighborhood.

Delicate Chocolate AND Just For Men Delkus together on the tee vee

@seancbass.bsky.social can you jump on the clean feed and do the tee box?

Looked it up - Netflix on 10 second delay, robbing us of any splat. Surely there will be videos of it on LiveLeak or Goatse but you'll have to screen grab it quick.

I'm gonna be one of those dumbassed people at the grocery store today trying to get some food staples before the cold comes. More or less, I just need about 4 cases of beer milk, and stuff for chips and queso. 👍💯