I swear to God if that raccoon ever gets perma-banned or leaves this hellsite I'm deleting my account. He's a national fucking treasure.

Born too late for free love, too late for a harem of hot puppy girls. Being a nineties kids isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Lol, bsky gone give all our deets to the feds. All of em legal or no. They're gonna use this as an excuse to get rid of all the scumbos that annoy them. Was fun pals.

This country is not serious. Just an absolute shithole joke. "Oh democracy is fragile!" Says the people in powered while blowing the facists.

Just got back from a hockey game. My team won won fuch yeah. Unless the most hilarious thing happened, I literally don't give a fuck anymore.

The Straight of Hormuz One shot of Arak One glass of Bud Ultra Drop shot in beer. Chug. Stare into into the middle distance knowing your lust for death and greed are killing everyone. Do a fist pump and have another to deaden the gnawing guilt.

Been off this place for over a week and let me tell you, I feel great. Absolutely suggest it. Replace being on this hellsite with doing something in your community. It will make you feel amazing and useful instead of just angry. Volunteer, join a club, do some direct action with your neighbors.

I'll totally do this if I could "pay it forward" with severe norovirus and it went to a solider or cop.

People that loudly proclaim themselves as allies of oppressed peoples are almost always weird and/or gross to the people they claim to be allies of when actually around them. See this IRL and online. Almost like it's...whats that word...the one where your actions are just a performance...

"Write something you'd want to read" Furiously writing a book where whole chapters are the word "plap" over and over again.

US is the Child Molestocracy and Israel is the Lynchatorship. But don't let that confuse you, there's plenty of either happening in both

Everything sucks. It's true! If you don't want to log off because you have so many bangers in you, do what I do instead for a little treat: 1. Only fun shit post for a while. Don't bother with political stuff. Everything will still be on fire later.

"Oh shit! I thought that guy came back to life and was out of here! Quick he's coming back!" *sees shroud* "Here, clean yourself off! We gotta get out of this tomb!"

Was there something that caused a massive influx of Facebook poisoned Olds to jump on bsky and do a bunch of their horrible brainrotten posts complete with terrible memes? Crazy.

In every relationship there is one partner who shitposts no matter what, online, irl, don't matter. And the other(s) have no clue what the fuck their talking about.

Oh, millions of people are out protesting and marching today, are they? Slow down, Che. Maybe we should wait to see what the consultants and donors say first, buddy.

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"Jesus takes the wheel!" And so Kevin died. Because Jesus had no practice with the internal combustion engine or its operation, and his blood-alcohol level was insane. Jesus was fine, of course. The drunk drivers always walk away from accidents.

I genuinely love this artists style. Discovered thanks to @nellucnhoj.bsky.social who also does good art.

What the average person thinks HR is supposed to do for them at a job is what unions are actually for.

I just got reminded Space Force exists lol. If there is ever a mil branch that needs every single spouse of theirs to get cucked by Jody it's Space Force. I don't even know if I could bother to work up enough saliva to spit in their faces. Utterly pathetic group of already pathetic bootlickers.

if you still like Harry Potter you are like that dang ol' cheeto in the white house watching brain rotten videos and clapping your hands like a seal, squealing in delight and pooping yourself. Pathetic.

White people I'm begging you to be less weird over the order dividers at the grocery checkout.

I swear that when I die if people AI slop me, I'm going to spontaneously force an afterlife to exist from non-existence, make myself a ghost, and haunt whoever did that. And not a fun or harmless haunting. I'm talking full ass Japanese, black shit running down the walls, terror.

I don't want no more scolding about jorking it whenever or wherever. Shits wellness now. Mind your own business! Living to 150 motherfuckers and there's nothing you can do about it.

Every day we stray further from voting for Gavin Newsom.

A trend I've noticed in IT/Tech job postings is aggressive dipshit say stuff like "don't apply if you want comfort" and "we want to destroy status quo" being companies that service dipshit government contracts for DHS, MIL; etc. Ok nerds, you're pathetic lol. Flex nuts over Intune configs. pathetic

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(worf voice) ICE agents are worthless despicable people, who by their choice of career have utterly disgraced themselves; there is but one honorable course of action available to them, but... (clenching teeth, visibly frustrated) i am bound by Community Guidelines, and can say no more on the matter

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I'm waiting for take out and I'm super high. The order is dragging so the lady behind the counter gave me and the other dude waiting some food. Dude got napkins and I thought he held it out for me and I took it saying thanks but I think now I just took it out of his hand so now I'm panicking.

"I didn't not not zoom the cover off the couch..."

Christian Nationalists are Zionists are Fascists are Colonialists are Capitalists.

Timetraveler Jim: "Hey young Jim, the future? Yah? Computers and tech are gonna be lit." Young Jim: "Oh, word?" TJ: "Yah, kinda, but <explain everthing that's happened since 2001>" YJ: *kills self* TJ: "Yes, finally sweet rel-" *turns into literal non-existance*

There exists a really tiresome sort of liberal and even a few self-proclaimed leftists, that cannot understand how it's possible to be a fully formed, moral, and worldly person without traveling the world, getting a full expensive education, living overseas, and/or speaking multiple languages.

At this point, in the year of the lord 2026, there's no reason to respect vets and people in the armed forces. They join up knowing they're going to get sent to kill people on behalf of rich ass white billionaires and are OK with that for whatever reason.

I'm so fucking fed up with the law enforcement in this shit hole country that at this point I don't even care if Afroman ends up being the King of Milkshake Ducks, him going after those fucking pigs makes me happy. Fuck every cop in the entire world. You're all pieces of shit and cowards.

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Team USA loser pissbabies lol. Fucking loser assholes throwing tantrums because they lost in the finals. Fuck you and fuck Team USA. Sucks to suck, you soft motherfuckers! I hope people make fun of them in public every single day for the rest of their lives.

This hellsite has the juice (a hand full of good accounts and two of them are Skip the Online Raccoon and his Raccoonbot).

No one can ever convince me that rebooting and remaking and rehashing shit I liked from years ago will ever be a good thing. Just enjoy the memories of how things made you feel at that time. Don't even go back to watch the original stuff either. Better to just let it go. Find new neat stuff.

All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for the daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere

You pine for nostalgic thoughts of a safe time, where women, people of color, and LGBT people are considered lesser and white cishet men are superior. I pine for 1990s era Games-Workshop. We are not the same.

great news, everyone, I solved it

Who is this fake as rep? The only thing I could find is Dick Dangler is some try hard /r/iamverybadass dipshit that proclaimed himself a state rep in WA? Very strange, but on point for shitlibs (the dogshit stupid post and the being weird and offputting).

Is there anyone more 10-ply than Morrissey?

Can this be a solution?

CEOs weighing in on the Strait of Hormuz: