you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Road trip! Charlotte and RDU are confirmed. Help me choose the rest? Reach out by Oct 27 to help me decide my route! (photo throwback for funsies) #DateFortWayne, #DateIndianapolis, or #DateCincinnati? #DateNashville or #DateKnoxville? #DateCharlotte Nov 4th (& possibly 3rd) #DateRaleigh Nov 7-10

Within the first 5 minutes, he whipped out his sense of humor, and proved he read my newsletter. Well played, sir. You go to the front of the class. 😍 My next newsletter comes out this weekend! Readers get all the extra credit attention. 😘 vixenforhire.substack.com

"You're my vacation throughout the year, so it seemed only right to include you as part of my vacation getting out of town." -B Thank you for stealing me away for your end of summer escape, and for all the days of respite you seek with me throughout the year. ❤️‍🔥

Supremely excited to lay siege to Seattle with @msyork.bsky.social in a couple of weeks 😈

My Septembers are made for silly birthday shenanigans. Come celebrate with me!

This is worth a read, although I’d argue that in the case of many AV laws passed in the US, the consequences are very much expected. Once they drive most of the traffic to noncompliant porn sites that have zero content moderation, the GOP will use that to argue that all porn should be illegal.

Hot tip for my liberal lovelies: if your rideshare driver is asking if you're married, proselytizing, or playing music you find offensive, try this script: "Oh I'm so sorry, I have a work email that came up! Can you please cut the radio/stop the convo, etc? Thank you!" Peaceful ride achieved.

#oursky #datelondon

I introduced him to my favorite tourist trip, he introduced me to the best meal I've ever had in my home Chicago. Thank you so much for a truly magical pair of days. I so cherish our co-creations ✨

A friendship that spans the country! So many precious moments in Chicago, Seattle, and now Boston with Bostonian turned Chicagoan @lennonwren.com. Thank you for such a beautiful day together exploring your old stomping grounds!

Ugh, lawmakers in the US are “taking a hard look” at VPNs because of the gigantic flop of the UK age verification roll out. This means our privacy online is EVEN MORE endangered, unless we speak up! Sign this petition from @fightforthefuture.org to defend VPN use: defendvpns.com

It can be hard to pin me down if you're out of the loop! My next newsletter is coming out in the next couple of days. Subscribe to vixenforhire.substack.com to get on top of my travels (and me😉) the rest of 2025. #OurSky #DateChicago

Who doesn't love a little dessert after a leisurely lunch? Thank you so much for bringing @audreydavis.bsky.social and I together for a most delectable afternoon! 🫦

Upcoming tour! 🏢Chicago, 5/15-17 🌉SFO, 5/18-20 Duos with @vixenforhire.bsky.social in Chicago and @jordandomremy.bsky.social in SFO. Other companions, please reach out if you're also interested in duos; I love making new friends. Book a date or sign up for my newsletter: robinalbedo.com/book-me

Now this is my idea of an easter egg hunt! Hats off to @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social going to the extra trouble during their David Lynch: Moving Through Time festival. And, to the wonderful man who indulged my twisted whims, you have my eternal adoration, dark and twisted as it is. ❤️‍🔥

Seattle may have a chilly reputation, but I've only ever known hot dates and hotter girlfriends in the PNW. So excited to return to your embraces April 29-May 4.

Newsletter is out! Want the first peek into my travels as well a personal musings and photos not published anywhere else? You know what to do 👇 vixenforhire.substack.com/p/the-art-of...

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👎Getting worked up by the news 👍Getting worked up by yours truly

No joke, foolin' around with you is the best. Thank you for all the silly moments at the AIC, and the fabulous new camera lens to capture more fun times with. 💝

An escape from winter's last clutches right into a bucket list travel date. (Even if we didn't *quite* manage to escape the snow on our last day! 😂) Thank you for such a truly magical experience!