Eve Alexander | Chicago & Seattle
@vixenforhire.bsky.social
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vixenforhire.com | free spirit with a touch of glam kink and vanilla friendly confidant
Did you know that my newsletter subscribers usually book out my trips well before I publish travel plans on social media? Spring and early summer travel coming in hot on my newsletter this weekend! Subscribe...or roll the dice. ๐ฒ๐
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Chicago's Darling Deviant
https://substack.com/@vixenforhire
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You know it's a duo match made in heaven when half of the songs on her sexy playlist are already in your "liked songs" and the other half you want to want to bookmark for later. Over the moon for round two tonight, and round three next week. โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
22 days ago
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Our recent vet visit handed me tickets for the next health roller coaster: is it an old lady skin tag, or melanoma? ๐ฎโ๐จ Test results TBD. Knowing in advance you're signing up to (ideally) outlive a friend when adopting a dog really doesn't take the umph out of these scares. Please wish us luck! ๐ค
26 days ago
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Someone's cherry needs poppin'. Any takers? ๐
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about 1 month ago
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Am I already planning my next road trip? Maybe. ๐ Your favorite Anthropology major has never seen Cahokia. It's about time I drop my own mounds onto St Louis and Kansas City. Follow my newsletter for first access to updates!
#datemidwest
#dateMO
#datestlouis
#datekansascity
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about 2 months ago
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Kate Hart | Indianapolis and โ๏ธ
over 1 year ago
Hopping on the train of making starter packs. Comment if youโre based in the Midwest and want to be added โฅ๏ธ
go.bsky.app/5tUMTvs
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To all my worried loves: I have returned safe and sound to the land west of Mid. Photo bombing from my trip to commence...whenever I sort through the epic pile. ๐ Shenanigans commencing this week. Want to get in on the fun? My next available dates begin the week of March 16.
about 2 months ago
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RiotGrlErin
3 months ago
iโve always been told that taxes are the price you pay to live in a civilized society so like do we not have to do them this year or what.
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He bemoaned my "6 week road trip," and I had to point out that 22 days is barely more than 3 weeks. ๐ I love when my absence can cause even my hardcore STEM clients to get emotional with their math. ๐ฅน
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Sex Worker Writes โข Madeleine Blair
3 months ago
I am THRILLED to announce this collaboration with the inimitable
@thepasteldomina.bsky.social
. FACE CARD: Facial Recognition Tech & Your Sex Work February 17, 2026 8aPST, 11aEST, 5pCEST Email
[email protected]
with proof-of-profession to join us.
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Major road trip! Will our paths cross? Come say hello! I only bite when asked nicely. ๐ Additional information on the new travels page on my site (link in bio.)
#DateOmaha
#DateNE
#DateDenver
#DateCO
#DateSLC
#DateUT
#DateBoise
#DateID
#DateSeattle
#DatePNW
#DateIA
3 months ago
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After progressive spine and structural issues from 2023-2025, I'm finally recovered enough to start toting things one shoulder again. NOLA was my first street photography outing in a year, and I cannot WAIT to bring it along on my road trip to
#DateDenver
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#DateSaltLake
, and
#DateSeattle
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3 months ago
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Newsletter is up! Big changes, and one hell of a travel update to boot(y)!
3 months ago
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About to get my Covid vaccine and dive into ~4 days of self inflicted 101F fever and severe body aches. Jury is still out on whether this will result in going offline, or 4 days of one armed delusional shit posting, but either way don't look for new emails from me until next week
5 months ago
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I don't accept book recommendations, but I do accept books. More preferably, however, I accept and love cash gifts of any amount toward my home down payment. After all, I have far too many books I haven't read, and have yet to own a house.
5 months ago
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Tabitha Fringe Chase
5 months ago
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota.
#MST3K
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PSA reminder to all clients, SWers, and anyone else who gives a damn about their privacy-Google is not your friend. Please consider getting a private email account like Protonmail or Tutamail. Protonmail even comes with a very good VPN and Calendar, and both services are running Black Friday sales.
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5 months ago
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My trip (and my heart) are booked full! I *might* have time for a morning greeting Nov 13 in Cincinnati before my last stretch on the road home. Reach out if that's you!
#datecincinnati
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6 months ago
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Just a reminder on the increasingly high cost of convenience. Is it worth your privacy? Is it worth putting innocent people's freedom at risk? Is it worth your own freedom? And if you think you're not at risk, at a "yet" to the end of that thought.
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6 months ago
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Belated birthday slumber party: a private cooking class, homemade birthday Spanish almond torte, and an exceedingly generous gift towards investment funds along with a trove of fun birthday delights the morning after. Your creativity and depth of care means everything to me. Thank you. ๐
6 months ago
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Just a little reminder for all my lovely friends 50+ to get the vaccine. Because, you know, Russian Roulette sucks dick (and perineum, anus, and rectal cleft).
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6 months ago
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The people have spoken! I'm road tripping through: Lexington KY 11/2 Charlotte NC 11/3-4 RDU NC 11/7-10 Charleston WV 11/11 Cincinnati OH 11/12-13 Catch me if you can!
#DateLexington
#DateCharlotte
#DateRaleigh
#DateCharleston
#DateCincinnati
6 months ago
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Holly Anderson ๐
7 months ago
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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Road trip! Charlotte and RDU are confirmed. Help me choose the rest? Reach out by Oct 27 to help me decide my route! (photo throwback for funsies)
#DateFortWayne
,
#DateIndianapolis
, or
#DateCincinnati
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#DateNashville
or
#DateKnoxville
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#DateCharlotte
Nov 4th (& possibly 3rd)
#DateRaleigh
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7 months ago
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Within the first 5 minutes, he whipped out his sense of humor, and proved he read my newsletter. Well played, sir. You go to the front of the class. ๐ My next newsletter comes out this weekend! Readers get all the extra credit attention. ๐
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7 months ago
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"You're my vacation throughout the year, so it seemed only right to include you as part of my vacation getting out of town." -B Thank you for stealing me away for your end of summer escape, and for all the days of respite you seek with me throughout the year. โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
8 months ago
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Supremely excited to lay siege to Seattle with
@msyork.bsky.social
in a couple of weeks ๐
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8 months ago
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My Septembers are made for silly birthday shenanigans. Come celebrate with me!
8 months ago
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8 months ago
This is worth a read, although Iโd argue that in the case of many AV laws passed in the US, the consequences are very much expected. Once they drive most of the traffic to noncompliant porn sites that have zero content moderation, the GOP will use that to argue that all porn should be illegal.
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Hot tip for my liberal lovelies: if your rideshare driver is asking if you're married, proselytizing, or playing music you find offensive, try this script: "Oh I'm so sorry, I have a work email that came up! Can you please cut the radio/stop the convo, etc? Thank you!" Peaceful ride achieved.
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8 months ago
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I introduced him to my favorite tourist trip, he introduced me to the best meal I've ever had in my home Chicago. Thank you so much for a truly magical pair of days. I so cherish our co-creations โจ
8 months ago
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A friendship that spans the country! So many precious moments in Chicago, Seattle, and now Boston with Bostonian turned Chicagoan
@lennonwren.com
. Thank you for such a beautiful day together exploring your old stomping grounds!
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Savannah Sly
9 months ago
Ugh, lawmakers in the US are โtaking a hard lookโ at VPNs because of the gigantic flop of the UK age verification roll out. This means our privacy online is EVEN MORE endangered, unless we speak up! Sign this petition from
@fightforthefuture.org
to defend VPN use:
defendvpns.com
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Defend VPNs from government bans!
https://defendvpns.com/
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It can be hard to pin me down if you're out of the loop! My next newsletter is coming out in the next couple of days. Subscribe to
vixenforhire.substack.com
to get on top of my travels (and me๐) the rest of 2025.
#OurSky
#DateChicago
9 months ago
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Who doesn't love a little dessert after a leisurely lunch? Thank you so much for bringing
@audreydavis.bsky.social
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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY
about 1 year ago
Upcoming tour! ๐ขChicago, 5/15-17 ๐SFO, 5/18-20 Duos with
@vixenforhire.bsky.social
in Chicago and
@jordandomremy.bsky.social
in SFO. Other companions, please reach out if you're also interested in duos; I love making new friends. Book a date or sign up for my newsletter:
robinalbedo.com/book-me
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Now this is my idea of an easter egg hunt! Hats off to
@musicboxtheatre.bsky.social
going to the extra trouble during their David Lynch: Moving Through Time festival. And, to the wonderful man who indulged my twisted whims, you have my eternal adoration, dark and twisted as it is. โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
about 1 year ago
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Seattle may have a chilly reputation, but I've only ever known hot dates and hotter girlfriends in the PNW. So excited to return to your embraces April 29-May 4.
about 1 year ago
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Newsletter is out! Want the first peek into my travels as well a personal musings and photos not published anywhere else? You know what to do ๐
vixenforhire.substack.com/p/the-art-of...
about 1 year ago
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Dying to know what I've been up to and where I'll be this spring? Subscribe to my newsletter! Next one drops in a few short days. ๐
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about 1 year ago
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๐Getting worked up by the news ๐Getting worked up by yours truly
about 1 year ago
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No joke, foolin' around with you is the best. Thank you for all the silly moments at the AIC, and the fabulous new camera lens to capture more fun times with. ๐
about 1 year ago
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An escape from winter's last clutches right into a bucket list travel date. (Even if we didn't *quite* manage to escape the snow on our last day! ๐) Thank you for such a truly magical experience!
about 1 year ago
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