Our recent tryst was so delicious. I’m craving more with @jordandomremy.bsky.social, please.

I could not agree more! So hot, so fun, so playful! 💋

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Kamasi Washington is playing SF over my birthday week! 👀 What a great bday celebration to go on a date to this concert! — or to see two tickets show up in my email as a gift! 💛💛💛 www.sfjazz.org/tickets/even...

I love it when the leaves do this

Rest in Power Miss Major Griffin-Gracy 💛💛💛 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Ma... Revolutionary Black Trans Activist & Organizer. Her radical legacy lives on in our movements and through the Transgender-Intersex Justice Project in SF TGIJP.org

still life with hooker purse: Fat envelope, My Other Phone, gum, glasses, filthy destroyed panties 💋✌🏻

Bay Area~ you reeeealllyyyy don’t want to miss out on getting to spend time with Crystal!

Bay Area! I’ll be available for sessions September 29th and 30th! Take me out!

September updates! I’m unavailable Sept 8-12 & 19-21 Otherwise I’m pretty much around the Bay Area watching gorgeous sunsets and making dreams come true ✌🏻

Ahoy From the dark side

Impressive bc my brain feels like a bowl of oatmeal atm

Boop

tonight, a lady Said “Nice legs! Watch out Tina Turner!” And I swoon That’s my Tuesday haiku 💜

Seems like everyone is interested in my woodworking skills lately 😇

This is basically how I spent the weekend: laying in the earth looking up at this willow tree . . . Phone off No screens So damn lovely

*SPOILER ALERT* Maybe my fastest mini? 💅🏼

This book blew my mind this summer it’s a dharma book by an Indigenous healer (PhD psychologist) traveling a spiritual path, bringing this world into balance And deals particularly with the atomic bomb And colonialism Honoring Hiroshima & Nagasaki May your legacy guide us towards liberation

online shopping for gloves, and Im *pretty sure* they are missing the most common options for use. Should I take some live actions photos to share with this company for their promotional materials?? Please vote in comments!

Hell yeah

Oh my… what a *large* zucchini you have

Space is the place 😎

The purple broccoli is coming in! Plus parsley & kale Feels good to be reunited with the garden ☺️

I love a roadtrip … the open road, country music, potato chips, p**ing on the side of the highway And my gawd this SKY!!!

Thank you, Seattle! Everyone was so good to me this tour! Longtime lovers, new friends, and some unexpected plot twists I’ll be back soon 💋

Not to brag *too* much, but I’m driving around a manual transmission 90’s ford ranger (with a very persnickety clutch), WITHOUT AC, blasting Teddy Pendergast In this 85 degree seattle heat It’s like being in a Time Machine! Except with climate change!

Summer is for generous thighs and generous amounts of fizzy waters

thankfully I planned ahead and booked a massage for myself and my calves later today🙃 Yay planning!

This is what I was doing on my vacation :) My calves are sore lol

The good people of Bremerton advertise clearly p.s. I’m back from the mountains

I’ll be in the mountains, out of service through the 23rd ✌🏻 Thank you for being so good to me this week, Seattle!! 🩷 I have a tiny bit of availability 26-28 and offering duos with @serafinawilde.bsky.social and @robinalbedo.bsky.social ~ you only live once ~

Let’s see how long I can stay at 999! so auspicious! Maybe? 🤷🏻‍♀️

RIP Andrea Gibson 💔 Thank you for sharing all the gifts you found in your journeys through the underworld

Good morning bedhead

Northern Humboldt is truly magical! I had such a good time 🌿✨🌊🩷

I’m enjoying some vacation with the big trees and the ocean 🌊 and mostly unavailable the next few days. I’ll re-emerge in Seattle the week of July 14th 💋

I bedazzled my hat

Newsletter just sent 🌿

😂 I love my people

Summer newsletter coming out soon! Sign up on my website 👇🏻 www.jordandomremy.com

SUMMER SPECIAL! Zucchinis are such a versatile vegetable — good for grilling, spiralizing, roasting, spit roasting and pegging. All 3+ hr sessions include a zucchini however you would like it 😈🥕🧑‍🌾 #pervygardener

#blessed to live in a city where a little Gen Z angel is proudly out & about wearing this t-shirt

Everything from my garden! 🥕

My favorite jeans died yesterday 😢 RIP favorite jeans from the clearance rack at Target

Yuuuuuup

Wowwwww The Dads really cleared out all the damn the sausages today. Don’t they know the rest of us like our little Sunday Sausage Time? Hehe

I’m still recovering from being sick (yes feel free to take pity upon me), but I got this cute little business cards made 🤓

I know another fill-n-drill trainer Heheheh 💅🏼

bayareaworkerssupport.org www.swopbehindbars.org/donate aileens.org

Happy International Sex Worker Day weeeeee! Dear clients: If you wanna make me smile like this, please redistribute some $ directly to workers most targeted by criminalization and oppression (mutual aid) and/or to orgs supporting SWers Bay Area Workers Support SWOP Behind Bars Aileen's Place