One Christmas when I was college, I asked for (and received) a Star Trek-branded perfume called "Pon Farr." The nerdy uncle cackled when I opened it; everyone else was oblivious. (Unfortunately, it smelled like generic mom-perfume. This one sounds much better. Botanical scents FTW.)

Guys I have erred “I’m going to regret this, aren’t I,” I thought, before asking ChatGPT what I should call it (because I couldn’t very well keep saying, “Thanks, you’re the best, ChatGPT”) ... I regret this

I don't know how this lightswitch man made it into all the bathrooms of a federally-funded public institution, but I do know that I feel kinda kinky every time I comply with his request.

Spotted in the Central District: Is this ... a tiny pink Power Wheels-type Cybertruck?

Call me greedy, but I want as many opportunities to duo with @jordandomremy.bsky.social as possible, and we still have a few openings 7/26-28. Your limited mind cannot possibly simulate what awaits you ....

Showed up for my first day on some contract work yesterday wearing sandals and all sweaty from the walk/bike, and everyone was present for a big meeting. Showed up today in a professional dress, and it's so empty that I could do a musical number in the hall and nobody would notice 😭

Reading Ministry for the Future by Kim Stanley Robinson seems to have instilled in me a sense of paranoia/doom any time the sun is this glaring. As as probably appropriate.

Escorts and SW, what are some of the things you do to protect your privacy/safety that might surprise clients? Show me the attention to detail you put into your opsec. 🤩 Me, I immediately tear my name off prescription bottle labels, I don't review places I've visited with clients on Google maps....

I had forgotten that London is a beautiful city, especially architecturally ... even if the Thames is the color of chocolate milk. Chocolate milk is delicious, okay?

How do you say "jackpot" in Klingon?

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Today I'm still in London faffing about, so I'll post my July newsletter tomorrow on robinalbedo.substack.com. Sign up now if you'd like access to this month's promotions!

Oh boy, I just popped into an IKEA to use the restroom and asked a staff member to point me in the direction of the “nearest ladies’ room.” He led me to a floral motif bedroom display.

I've only been in London one night and already a mysterious stranger has treated me to (French-influenced) British fare. (Those dumplings were better than my photo suggests, and the beef Wellington was in the top 5 steaks I've eaten in my life.) I feel like I've been blessed by the travel fairy.

Back from my cruise to Alaska. I didn't do a great job taking my hot tub bikini selfies, so all I have to offer is the bounty of nature, whoops.

I've been participating in a longitudinal study, and one of the questionnaires I regularly complete involves rating statements like "I am inferior," "I am unwanted," "I am unattractive," etc. Filling it out now, I'm realizing how much escorting has improved my self-image.

Departing for a trip shortly, may or may not have time to post, leaving you with this view just in case

How do you say "jackpot" in Klingon?

My June newsletter is out! And it's now on Substack, instead of being sent via Protonmail in batches with everyone in BCC. 😆 open.substack.com/pub/robinalb...

Direct me to some stellar SW starter packs I should follow, y'all

This morning, I'm appearing in a panel discussion of PhDs who have pursued careers outside of academia. ... Should I tell them? 😈

I've noticed that my nervousness about safety while walking alone at night scales with how long I've been on tour (i.e., the thickness of the stack in my backpack) Also not ungrateful, mostly laughing at myself

Grateful to the thief who ransacked my car last night for leaving my 32 cans of sardines, and even putting them neatly in a reusable shopping bag and placing it on a nearby bench. 🥹

Find me ... ❎OOO June 6-16 🌆NYC June 23-25 💂‍♂️London June 26-July 3 ⛰️Seattle and ✈️ FMTY otherwise

I haven't yet experienced any drama in the escorting world, only lovely and supportive folks. Am I missing something? Alienating people by befriending folks who have beefs with each other that everybody knows about but me? Bopping around like some kind of oblivious, smiley manatee?

Feeling some dread about returning to work? Come back to bed.

I swear, researchers who want to study subthreshold and/or undiagnosed autism spectrum traits among high-functioning people should recruit participants among escorts AND clients.

When I was working on curating a "sexy music playlist" tailored to my personal tastes, Spotify started populating all of its recommendations with villain songs and Halloween music .... 🤔

The trouble with dining with such excellent company is that it can be a challenge to give the incredible food the attention it deserves. A good problem to have. This was a top 10 meal, for both the flavors and the conversation.

It will never cease to amaze me that some gentlemen can cheerfully take an entire forearm, while a single gas bubble can cause me such anguish that I believe I will surely perish.

Just returned from a rich and textured tour. Here's a glimpse of Chicago.

This! And this relates to my indecision when someone graciously says, "Wear whatever makes you feel comfortable." I'm at home in a tweed blazer, a gown, skimpy athleticwear, a hipstery jumpsuit and beanie, a Western shirt (bonus: lesbian magnet), a leather jacket .... My closet is all about play.

If a bra, garter belt, and panty set is the escort's equivalent of a three-piece suit, what's our version of a pocket square?

It is amazing how much a giant Starbucks decaf* boosts my energy/optimism. It is also freaking foul, which honestly kind of adds to its mystique as an elixir. (*I am sensitive to small amounts of caffeine, and Starbucks decaf is an especially potent sludge)

Saw this sticker, decided it was great advice, am therefore offering oodles of duos this week: Katie Fox (thefoxhole.ch) Weds. (5/14), Seattle Eve Alexander (@vixenforhire.bsky.social) Fri. and Sat. (5/16-17), Chicago Jordan Domrémy (@jordandomremy.bsky.social) Mon. and Tues. (5/19-20), Bay Area

Date idea: Carkeek Park. (That's it, that's the whole idea. Carkeek is such a premium park experience that nothing further is required.)

Thanks to a lovely social date this week, I can now add "eyeglasses selection consultant" to my CV. (Also, we shared a mall pretzel and held hands. 😍)

I couldn't have said it better myself. 😘

Oh hey! Surprise surprise, Katie Fox (www.thefoxhole.ch) will be visiting Seattle, and and we're offering duos for one day only on Wednesday, 5/14! She is an absolute tsunami of joy and I would be thrilled if you gave me an excuse to spend more time with her. Book ASAP, as her time is limited.

So tickled by the gift of Mr. H taking me on an adventure to the Seattle Erotic Art Festival (my first time!). And grateful to Mr. L for the latex top, and to the professional who volunteered at SEAF as a kinky Sears portrait photographer.

Don't forget to put your Mother's Day cards in the mail today, cuties

Business casual.

I just found out that I'm probably (95% likely) going to have an opportunity to visit London this summer! 🤩 I'd love to see clients while I'm there, but this would be my first international tour; I'm very open to tips and guidance, especially UK-specific ones.

Quote post with your first year of escorting (2021) This was my first "photoshoot" for Tryst: my iPhone + Amazon lingerie + just off the hiking trails in Seward Park

I overdid it with the jam, but they were still pretty damn good. The colleague to whom I gifted them dropped his professionalism and simply texted me "OMG these bars"

This what I was planning to wear to a duo this weekend ...

Upcoming tour! 🏢Chicago, 5/15-17 🌉SFO, 5/18-20 Duos with @vixenforhire.bsky.social in Chicago and @jordandomremy.bsky.social in SFO. Other companions, please reach out if you're also interested in duos; I love making new friends. Book a date or sign up for my newsletter: robinalbedo.com/book-me

Guyyyyys Jordan is going to be in Seattle starting TOMORROW. Do not sleep on this opportunity. And we're offering duos next weekend. (Also, maybe duos in SF when I head there next month???)

I had oral surgery this morning, and it was truly minor (only 20 min after numbing), but I didn't anticipate how swollen and achy I'd be, nor how desperately I already crave roasted broccoli (only liquids allowed). Pray for healing of my second-most valuable asset. (After my brain, you perv.)

My most recent baking victory: Blackberry caramel tart and vegan vanilla cake with berry compote filling for a friend's birthday. My first time making caramel and ermine frosting and they both turned out shockingly ✨ flawless ✨ (but I did only get 4h of sleep)