Whoops, forgot this platform existed for a few days. Here, have a tasteful nude as consolation.

To my NYC loves: I'm coming your way in just a few weeks! I'll be in town May 3-6. Drop me a line now to get on my dance card! For reference, this is how cute my butt looked last time I was there.

I have now taught my stepmom the term "competence porn" ... doing the lord's work corrupting the boomer ladies

Someone just told me that my tiny lisp (thanks, dental crowns 😑) is cute, and it changed my perspective for the better ... I guess it is on-brand! 🤓 Pairs well with glasses.

"Sinners Pizza," which has charmingly over-the-top Satanic branding, just opened across from a Christian coffee shop, and they've been bringing each other pizza and coffee across the street all day, it's cute af So I guess I ship them now? (The businesses, not the people ... very Chuck Tingle)

In my mad science supervillain era (... which is always) (and yes, that is a lab coat from NIH)

"Oh shoot, I'm covered in lint." "Lint from the kangaroos?" "No, lint from the blanket I hid under when I found out that Hank Green is bisexual." "Bisexual blanket lint." "I think all lint is pansexual." - A conversation I just had that contained mostly never-before-uttered sentences

I think I need to regularly clarify that the "doctor" thing is not some kind of medfet bit, it's an attempt to signal that I have a PhD for those who are into nerds (and I might as well get SOME use out of having spent my 20s in a dark tunnel assailed by self-recrimination and doubt)

Last year, I started my April newsletter with an announcement that I was retiring to become a bhikkhunī (Buddhist nun), followed by "lol just kidding." The number of email responses I received saying "you scared the crap out of me" was extremely gratifying.

Best excerpt from today's Signal messages so far

The AI Doc is exceptionally well done. It could've erred in so many ways, and it mostly managed to navigate the Scylla and Charybdis of the subject matter while being both accessible and beautiful. And it's (further) evidence that the humanities have the potential make a tangible difference.

I'm thinking this should be the normal quantity of banchan y/n

I'm sorry that your pet is the second-cutest, but sometimes that's just the way the cat treat crumbles

"Having all of my sexual buttons pushed at once by a quantitative methodology podcast episode about fungible parameter estimates" was not on my bingo card for today, but here we are

Bringing my best daddy energy

This library is so empty ... I think it may be possible this week to fulfill my lifelong dream of having sex in the stacks without getting arrested Anyway my schedule's pretty open this week so

I thought it was spring, but when I left the house this morning it was 35 degrees, so I'll just have to dream of reading outdoors for a few more weeks

This might be my favorite sticker I've ever seen in Seattle

What is up with LLMs' apparent compulsion to declare things "real" "XYZ is doing real work here" "The concern you raise is real" Nobody writes like that (I hope), so it's not in the corpus and must somehow have gotten trained in by RLHF???

Me, going about my business: I am the very paragon of normality, the standard against which normal behavior should be evaluated, so sensible and sophisticated Me, accidentally hearing an audio recording of myself speaking: Now THAT is an autistic person

The food was attractive AND delicious--that shaggy thing that looks like the dragon from The Neverending Story is a pile of mushrooms with white kimchi, truffle cream, and parmesan--and my date said that my outfit made him think I could be an anime villain, so I'd say the evening was a success.

Proud to have taught my mom the terms "thirst trap" and "down bad" within the past 24h

Sometimes you just need a break to admire your own abs.

I enjoy doing your laundry. Knowing you've made full use of my space, remembering our meeting as I take your towel out of the dryer the next day .... I don't aspire to be a trad-anything, but there's something so sweet and intimate about domestic acts.

Goodbye to the vast glittering plain that is Phoenix! Follow my newsletter (robinalbedo.substack.com) to find out where I'll be next. (This month's edition will be a bit delayed.)

Why yes, I am bisexual. I am aroused by both (1) "period-typical homophobia" warning tags on fanfiction and (2) that moment in Frozen when you find out Hans is the bad guy

Introduce yourself as 5 concerts you’ve been to: They Might Be Giants Dragonforce Simon & Garfunkel Open Mike Eagle Nine Inch Nails 😈 ... yeah, that's pretty much my personality

Interesting! When someone mentions that he's white in an inquiry, my interpretation is that he's implying *I* care about his race for some reason (e.g., that I'm racist). Which is ... not exactly endearing, either.

Hello there, Phoenix. Are you ready to indulge? I'm settled in and still have a few openings in my dance card now through Tuesday afternoon.

These may not be the sexiest photos of me ever, but I think "sentimentality about humanity" and "hey guys, there's an ermine!" provide key information about my personality

The Gifted Child ™️ to Sex Worker pool is a fascinating phenomenon to observe 🧠

DESERT IS HAPPENING (this is all thrilling and exotic to me, hailing from cool and forested climates)

Taking a few days to explore AZ with my friends, and then, PHX, I'm all yours 3/1-3/3. And yes, of course I brought my stockings.

Oh gosh, I forgot to include the all-important request for restaurant recommendations. What should I eat in Phoenix?

Coincidentally, I JUST took this photo and thought, "If I'd known this is what 38 would look like, I wouldn't have been so worried about aging." (Cheek unblurred to show off my skin ... but I'm pixelizing my hair 'cause it's kind of distinctive.)

One week until my first-ever visit to Phoenix (3/1-3/3)! Any hotel recommendations? Any cool providers I should meet? (Pictured: The only other time I've passed through Arizona. You can look forward to some more photos of "Robin leaning on stuff in the desert.")

I would please like a sticker that says "I got slapped by @loreleirivers.bsky.social at the orgy" (Apparently all I needed to do was ask nicely)

Tempus fugit, y'all. You need a duo, we want a duo ... how convenient!

Me, staring at the ceiling and trying to maintain a neutral expression during a transvaginal ultrasound: I wonder if she would think it was weird if I asked her about this lube, it's really good

I think Kip's dad might be the best character in Heated Rivalry (I temporarily came out of my retirement-from-watching-TV for this show, and I have no regrets)

Madeline is in town starting today! I will do an actual somersault if you book us for a duo! I will even make it a naked somersault. Your own private circus of hotness.

Oh hey, my February newsletter is up! And I'm announcing a yearlong promotion for subscribers only, along with my regular monthly promo. Check it out at robinalbedo.substack.com.

Guyyyyys sorry I've been missing I have been busy doing ✨science things✨ By which I mostly mean ✨writing grants✨ But I am still seeing clients! If you miss me, you can keep up with my via my newsletter (robinalbedo.substack.com). I just posted December's (which includes some great promos).

One Christmas when I was college, I asked for (and received) a Star Trek-branded perfume called "Pon Farr." The nerdy uncle cackled when I opened it; everyone else was oblivious. (Unfortunately, it smelled like generic mom-perfume. This one sounds much better. Botanical scents FTW.)

Guys I have erred “I’m going to regret this, aren’t I,” I thought, before asking ChatGPT what I should call it (because I couldn’t very well keep saying, “Thanks, you’re the best, ChatGPT”) ... I regret this

I don't know how this lightswitch man made it into all the bathrooms of a federally-funded public institution, but I do know that I feel kinda kinky every time I comply with his request.

Spotted in the Central District: Is this ... a tiny pink Power Wheels-type Cybertruck?

Call me greedy, but I want as many opportunities to duo with @jordandomremy.bsky.social as possible, and we still have a few openings 7/26-28. Your limited mind cannot possibly simulate what awaits you ....

Showed up for my first day on some contract work yesterday wearing sandals and all sweaty from the walk/bike, and everyone was present for a big meeting. Showed up today in a professional dress, and it's so empty that I could do a musical number in the hall and nobody would notice 😭

Reading Ministry for the Future by Kim Stanley Robinson seems to have instilled in me a sense of paranoia/doom any time the sun is this glaring. As as probably appropriate.