Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

Sure, but that’s not my dead grandmother, that’s a chatbot wearing her Facebook posts like she’s been skinned and replaced by a serial killer

The Australians have declared war, I'd like to see whatever twisted individual dreamed this up and attributed it to us tried in the Hague.

many things about canadian millenials are explained if you know we grew up watching a game show that involved being locked in a booth and quizzed, and if you got a question wrong a burly man in a mask named 'the punisher' poured slime on you

Palpatine: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. Anakin: Because the Jedi don't like to talk about the Sith? Palpatine: What? No! There's nothing the Jedi like more than to talk everyone's ears off about the Sith.

c/o @slacktivistfred.bsky.social, a weird and disturbing story that's weird and disturbing in a different way than doomscrolling: www.science.org/content/arti...

Can I introduce you to my longtime bsky avatar.

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Speaking of my 40k army that I need to get back into painting, here's a blorbo of them @vezimira.bsky.social did for me!

In 2013 a speedrunner found a glitch in Mario 64 that was almost entirely non-replicable because it was caused by a subatomic particle resulting from outer space beaming in and changing a single bit in the game which was later replicated by some using a program that flipped the single bit

weaponize me

Bodied by my eldest , frankly

D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me

Due to another emergency I'm opening up another 1 or 2 slots for commissions. If you want a custom short piece of erotica then email me at [email protected] -$60 per 1,000 words -Specializing in mind control, bdsm, and humiliation kinks -Strong character voices and dynamics

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

Fwiw, my first KOTOR1 character took no points in any force talents and dual-wielded conventional swords and considered the Jedi a bunch of contemptible asshats, and it made the twist that I had not been spoiled on *so much better*. (But, of course, that is *also* a Jedi story.)

I love the Grey Cup because all the cheerleaders are trying to look cute while wearing gear that is usually reserved for solo climbing K2

I could see an A.I. program being useful to automate some unpleasant talk, such as reading A.I. prose, watching A.I. videos, or listening to A.I. music so I wouldn’t have to. An A.I. assistant could summarize those things for me and I could have another A.I. assistant read those summaries.

Rainbow capitalism is absolutely a windsock rather than an actual positive, but I'm chosing to see this as a good indication on wind.

So I did some cybersecurity training today, it was mostly fine. Phishing, VPNs, 2-factor, all that stuff. Even learned a thing (always use your own charger and a power outlet, never a public USB charger, which I'd never considered but in retrospect makes sense).

I have been reading "the A-10 is about to be retired" for 25 years and it never happens because the A-10 is just a set of wings that carries Gun, and wherever the military invents a new Gun it turns out it's easiest to just stick it on the A-10

My favorite thing about Warhammer 40K is also one of the dumbest things that makes no sense: the scale.

Zohran says you’re trans now

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

Honestly it’s mind blowing to think of all the art we’ve done during half a decade? And not only that, that this is just a fraction of what we’ve published. There’s still shifts from the shelves, reagent materia, tales from the facilities… very very cool

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

I really need to paint my other squads, eighty guardsmen looks a lot cooler than 32.

Happy Halloween!! 🎃🖤 #vanhelsing #fanart #halloween #digitalart

Not sharing selfies on bsky, but: I think my homemade Abby Saja costume turned out well.

Holy shit I've made it, a meme I made for reddit was independently reposted over here. (Unfortunately I don't want to link my accounts so I can't repost it. :/ but trust I am feeling very proud right now!)

Still watching through DS9 and, my god, is early Bashir just exuding himbo energy.

HAS SOMEONE YOU KNOW FALLEN INTO THE DANGEROUS "HYPNOSIS" COMMUNITY? CHECK THEIR POSTS TO SEE IF THEY'RE USING THESE ACRONYMS; YOU CAN MAYBE STILL SAVE THEM omg - obey my goddess btw - betray trust & willpower lol - lack of lucidity tbh - this bitch hypnotized hrt - hormone replacement therapy

You have to give them double credit because then went and found a specific Lovecraft quote to give as the reason the music is numetal And it's the funniest shit imaginable

Karl Franz could be a starfleet captain, but the Emperor of Man can only be a star trek villain, see, that's the difference

Hailey Piper: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the game in yellow Piper: what if there was a book that, if you read it, it made you go insane but also it made you super horny Piper: would you take that chance? Barker: i don't know why you're even asking lol

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality. Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

This is incredible. You've got to watch to at least your buddy the AC Unit, but don't sleep on the way it slaloms wildly between first- and third-person.

Repenting and re-branding are not the same thing.

So, my favourite bit so far is the choices of quotes for the non-loyalist primarchs. "[Only In Death Does Duty End]" for Mortarion/Death Guard, eg. It's some *good* recontextualizing of famous (well, 40k-famous) quotes.

Remember our mantra: Don't Engage, Just Block.

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's the Batmobile.

Today in "movies that probably suck ass but have all-timer loglines":

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

God, I love living in the future. 🫠

"look guys this is really simple. either we do this or the fucking raccoons do it. it's gonna be one of us eating out of garbage cans and one of us getting soft beds and indoor temperature control and toys. if you want the garbage can, more power to you. tell me sometime how the raccoons are doing"

Today's silly story idea: SF alien infestation story, goo and orifices stuffed full of tentacles and all that fun stuff, only instead of sneaking around and tricking people or just going full zombie horde, the infected character is acting like a teenager in an 80s anti-drug PSA.