We just did the "if you start the movie at 11:43:38..." thing by accident. Specifically, in the DS9 rewatch, the shitty episode The Muse, Odo married Lwaxana Troi at just about exactly midnight.

Underwood: AI is inevitable Underwood: so use it, damnit Underwood: c'mon Underwood: c'mon Underwood: c'mon!!! Barker: yeah no Underwood: you guys are all so mean!!!

The DS9 rewatch has reached Our Man Bashir, and I've just realized that Avery Brooks would make a *great* Kane.

At my partner's parents' for Christmas, enjoying the best Christmas tradition of all: gawking at terrible elementary school pictures of your partner and their siblings.

cold war honeypot (female target): spend months developing the relationship, enter into fake marriage cold war honeypot (male target): hello mr american i find your jeans very ... how do you say, sexy?

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

I saw @momoru.bsky.social's dress up game, which seemed like a lot of fun! so I decided to make my own with a character I haven't drawn in a while. Let's see how this goes!

Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

Sure, but that’s not my dead grandmother, that’s a chatbot wearing her Facebook posts like she’s been skinned and replaced by a serial killer

The Australians have declared war, I'd like to see whatever twisted individual dreamed this up and attributed it to us tried in the Hague.

many things about canadian millenials are explained if you know we grew up watching a game show that involved being locked in a booth and quizzed, and if you got a question wrong a burly man in a mask named 'the punisher' poured slime on you

Palpatine: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. Anakin: Because the Jedi don't like to talk about the Sith? Palpatine: What? No! There's nothing the Jedi like more than to talk everyone's ears off about the Sith.

c/o @slacktivistfred.bsky.social, a weird and disturbing story that's weird and disturbing in a different way than doomscrolling: www.science.org/content/arti...

Can I introduce you to my longtime bsky avatar.

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Speaking of my 40k army that I need to get back into painting, here's a blorbo of them @vezimira.bsky.social did for me!

weaponize me

Bodied by my eldest , frankly

D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me

Due to another emergency I'm opening up another 1 or 2 slots for commissions. If you want a custom short piece of erotica then email me at [email protected] -$60 per 1,000 words -Specializing in mind control, bdsm, and humiliation kinks -Strong character voices and dynamics

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

Fwiw, my first KOTOR1 character took no points in any force talents and dual-wielded conventional swords and considered the Jedi a bunch of contemptible asshats, and it made the twist that I had not been spoiled on *so much better*. (But, of course, that is *also* a Jedi story.)

I love the Grey Cup because all the cheerleaders are trying to look cute while wearing gear that is usually reserved for solo climbing K2

I could see an A.I. program being useful to automate some unpleasant talk, such as reading A.I. prose, watching A.I. videos, or listening to A.I. music so I wouldn’t have to. An A.I. assistant could summarize those things for me and I could have another A.I. assistant read those summaries.

Rainbow capitalism is absolutely a windsock rather than an actual positive, but I'm chosing to see this as a good indication on wind.

So I did some cybersecurity training today, it was mostly fine. Phishing, VPNs, 2-factor, all that stuff. Even learned a thing (always use your own charger and a power outlet, never a public USB charger, which I'd never considered but in retrospect makes sense).

I have been reading "the A-10 is about to be retired" for 25 years and it never happens because the A-10 is just a set of wings that carries Gun, and wherever the military invents a new Gun it turns out it's easiest to just stick it on the A-10

My favorite thing about Warhammer 40K is also one of the dumbest things that makes no sense: the scale.

Zohran says you’re trans now

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

Honestly it’s mind blowing to think of all the art we’ve done during half a decade? And not only that, that this is just a fraction of what we’ve published. There’s still shifts from the shelves, reagent materia, tales from the facilities… very very cool

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

I really need to paint my other squads, eighty guardsmen looks a lot cooler than 32.

Happy Halloween!! 🎃🖤 #vanhelsing #fanart #halloween #digitalart

Not sharing selfies on bsky, but: I think my homemade Abby Saja costume turned out well.

Holy shit I've made it, a meme I made for reddit was independently reposted over here. (Unfortunately I don't want to link my accounts so I can't repost it. :/ but trust I am feeling very proud right now!)

Still watching through DS9 and, my god, is early Bashir just exuding himbo energy.

HAS SOMEONE YOU KNOW FALLEN INTO THE DANGEROUS "HYPNOSIS" COMMUNITY? CHECK THEIR POSTS TO SEE IF THEY'RE USING THESE ACRONYMS; YOU CAN MAYBE STILL SAVE THEM omg - obey my goddess btw - betray trust & willpower lol - lack of lucidity tbh - this bitch hypnotized hrt - hormone replacement therapy

You have to give them double credit because then went and found a specific Lovecraft quote to give as the reason the music is numetal And it's the funniest shit imaginable

Karl Franz could be a starfleet captain, but the Emperor of Man can only be a star trek villain, see, that's the difference

Hailey Piper: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the game in yellow Piper: what if there was a book that, if you read it, it made you go insane but also it made you super horny Piper: would you take that chance? Barker: i don't know why you're even asking lol

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality. Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

This is incredible. You've got to watch to at least your buddy the AC Unit, but don't sleep on the way it slaloms wildly between first- and third-person.

Repenting and re-branding are not the same thing.

So, my favourite bit so far is the choices of quotes for the non-loyalist primarchs. "[Only In Death Does Duty End]" for Mortarion/Death Guard, eg. It's some *good* recontextualizing of famous (well, 40k-famous) quotes.