Whenever slimegirls aren't on Claire's feed, the audience should be asking "where's slimegirls?"

Every month can be cocktober if you're a dumb slut with no sense of time

How to date Trans women, a guide: Show us the ancient hypnotic crystal, rendering us incapable of refusing any command

I'm not actually unemployed, I work full-time as the little devil on the shoulder of every hypno artist constantly whispering "just draw the snake again bro come on bro there's no such thing as artist's block cause there's the snake bro draw it bro the snake"

"Trans womens' feet vs. My willpower" is like one of those sports rivalries where one team has a 20-game winning streak on the other. Except in this case, the fans are actively rooting for the losing streak to continue

Asking a girl to step on me and insisting it's not a sex thing, then watching the recoil in horror when she does and every bone and joint in my body pops and cracks at the same time (I do cum after that but it's still not a sex thing)

The context of a sentence can change so much. For instance: "Sexuality is a choice" said by weird conservative man: bigoted, hateful, wrong "Sexuality is a choice" said by kidnapper swaying his hypnotic cock in my face as I fall madly in love against my will: yes master, yes master, yes master

Gender is stupid and those responsible will be given a thorough flogging

Irresistible love potion that makes me smitten with you but it's just a rocks glass full of flavored vodka

How does one apply to be TF'd into a girl who is slightly better at video games

Knowing someone's fetish is very important when brainwashing them. It can reveal the exact strings you need to pull if you know where to look. I especially like foot fetishists because they already know their place before I even open my mouth. Under me.

Girl who wants to beat Hades 2 but can't cause she can't stop getting drunk

One time in therapy I said "maybe instead of trying to get head I should try GETTING ahead, eh?" and my therapist looked at me really sad

Nothing pisses me off like falling asleep in my chair while drunk. Like, what a waste of both being drunk and sleep!

Seeing random baseball takes on my feed and realizing I'm on the discover tab lmao

Slimegirl gf who wins every argument because she can turn literally any part of her body into irresistible swirly red spirals, and makes you forget that after every time

Instant loss but it's just me actually going to sleep quickly when I get in bed

You yearn for the mines. You'll yearn in the mines. You'll yearn to be mine.

Hypnotizing a girl into actually leaving the house and getting her car's emissions test done cause otherwise her tags are gonna expire in a week Yeah haha that'd be pretty silly hope no one does that to me

You wouldn't think that one could sexualize gathering materials in Minecraft but if a pretty girl asked me to get her 150 stacks of stone I'd get so horny I'd pass out

Sometimes I get ideas for stupid Bluesky posts really late at night and quickly put them down on a notepad app so I can post them the next day cause otherwise I'll forget; why do I have one from yesterday that just says "Cave Slut"

Look into their eyes and enter the Blooper Stupor 😵‍💫

I'm not actually unemployed, I work full-time as the little devil on the shoulder of every hypno artist constantly whispering "just draw the snake again bro come on bro there's no such thing as artist's block cause there's the snake bro draw it bro the snake"

Daily Affirmations: I do as I'm told I do as I'm told I do as I'm told I do as I'm told I do as I'm told I do as I'm told I do as I'm told I do as I'm told I do as I'm told

Fun tip: If you see some dude saying some shit like "All women are manipulative and will ruin your life", if you respond "Promise?" they won't want to talk to you anymore

Protip for hypnotist-artists: Get your sub feeling vulnerable, frustrated and stupid by posting the exact same drawing 4 times and asking them to find the differences

The "Rapture"? Oh, sorry, no, that was a typo. Today was actually the ENrapture, the day everyone is brainwashed by forces both known (boobs) and unknown (boobs I haven't seen yet)

What if I'm actually just one of those guys who "only wants to be a girl when they're horny" but also I've been horny every single second since 2013 🤔

Hello reddit, my new hypnotized slut won't stop saying "terms and conditions may apply" after every time she affirms she'll do anything I command. Should I be worried

Of course I spent all day rotting in bed, it's Comfy Girl Monday Which is followed by Comfy Girl Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday

You call it "shoving my face in your boobs", I call it "titfucking my memories away"

My mom found an old art portfolio I made when I was like 10 and insisted we look through it together and this is the face I was making as we went through 5000 terrible drawings of Pokemon hypnotizing people

I've never played a gacha game in my life but I've seen so much hypno porn of Genshin Impact that I feel like I could identify half the characters just by their tits

My mom found an old art portfolio I made when I was like 10 and insisted we look through it together and this is the face I was making as we went through 5000 terrible drawings of Pokemon hypnotizing people

You could get me so drunk I could barely see and then throw me into a room with a literal succubus that has the most hypnotic voice, tits, belly button, eyes, and toes of all time and even SHE wouldn't be able to convince me to use Mastodon

I don't care if this app crashes so hard it could be compared to the Hindenburg with the Titanic strapped to its bottom, I'm still not making a fucking Mastodon lmao

This was oddly prescient seeing as how you might need to actually do this to get past the new Bluesky moderation changes 😵

I remember when I was younger "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" was the go-to joke example of bad flirting And yet if you replace "shoes" with "pocket watch" or some related paraphernalia, it resembles 80% of the flirting I see on this app 🤔

Hello reddit, my new hypnotized slut won't stop saying "terms and conditions may apply" after every time she affirms she'll do anything I command. Should I be worried

Fun tip: If you see some dude saying some shit like "All women are manipulative and will ruin your life", if you respond "Promise?" they won't want to talk to you anymore

I am against propaganda, such as calling permanent hypnotic enslavement to the villain a "bad end"

Tfw you look into the Spiral That Makes You Stupid™ and it doesn't affect you at all 😒

Mishit targeted ads are crazy cause sometimes I'll just be browsing randomly around the web and I'll get hit with some shit like "ARE YOU LOOKING FOR HOT SHEMALE COCK IN YOUR FACE?!" And I'm like oh, that was meant to go to an embarrassed straight man, not me. Try again!

When I was a kid everyone was concerned about drugs and kidnapping and so they taught us about those things over and over Now I'm a drug addict with a kidnapping fetish so clearly they need to work on their curriculum

List of things to abolish: ICE The patriarchy My free will

ok no you know what im throwing three-orbed hands fuck that tentacled megamind wannabe and its mega evo we need a hero. we need Beheeyem. if you are an artist seeing this, i implore you; do not fall for the temptations of a so-called best friend. embrace the alien. draw beheeyem hypnosis. [/silly]

You'd actually have no choice but to love me if I was a worm, what with me digging through your ear into your brain to retire your thoughts and desires

Malamar's not necessarily my fav but anything that makes it so there will be less Pokemon hypnosis porn not focused around Hypno/Drowsee is a win for everyone

there's a tiktok sound that's stuck in my ears constantly so I watch every video with it several times, meaning that now 50% of my fyp is that trend. But also the trend is mostly done by attractive young asian women so this is easily the most embarrassing my fyp has ever been were anyone else to see