Just got followed by a cis girl who had a lot of opinions on "biological women", how the fuck did you take in my account and think that was some shit I agreed with and why the hell do I have several mutuals with her lmaoooo

Asking a girl to step on me and insisting it's not a sex thing, then watching the recoil in horror when she does and every bone and joint in my body pops and cracks at the same time (I do cum after that but it's still not a sex thing)

"Deep and long" both describes the type of belly buttons I like to stare at and the way that I like to stare at them

You can't have TDOV and asexuality day this close together, I'm being perceived far too much for my own liking this week

Trying to make small talk at the hypnosis re-education building, but it turns out they made "workin' hard or hardly workin'?" a trigger to start beating the shit out of you 😒

Hard to decide isn't it ?! Should you follow my foot~ Or the metronome~ Dont overthink it 💋 Just stare, listen and repeat~ You will decide sooner or later~ 💕

Star Wars as a franchise in general should be like 5000x more hypnohorny than it is and it's funny that after 50 years it still has almost nothing while MC plots have been shoved into, like, every other piece of media ever, including ones that don't have anywhere near the same set-up for it

Happy easter Never forget that Jesus was a foot guy

What if I'm actually just one of those guys who "only wants to be a girl when they're horny" but also I've been horny every single second since 2013 🤔

Seeing pictures of Earth from the Artemis mission and excitedly pointing and saying "that's where all the hypno porn is!"

One day maybe I'll get a real avatar instead of the same pink spiral everyone's seen before a million times On the other hand, it's perfect for the basic hypnobitch I am

If you speak in an Italian mobster voice, the forcefem victim won't know that you're turning them into a "maid man" until it's too late

Hmm what to do today *rolls d20 while looking at an excel spreadsheet with 20 options, all of which say "drink vodka and goon to Princess Peach hypnoporn all day"* A 12? Mama mia!

Forget April Fools, I'm looking for some April drools

April fools, I actually don't like feet, I was bamboozling you all the entire time You should punish me for my lies by sticking your feet directly in my face; I assure you my glazed over eyes and obedient moans will be of pure agony

So fucking drunk I'm just in bed saying a mantra to myself for no fucking reason

Trans day of please do not perceive me

What level of loneliness is it when you're taking 8 benadryl a night in hopes that one of these days, the Hat Man finally takes up your request to domme you

Bimbofication is like Californication if it was good

"B-but... but w-we're both girls...", I said, drawing a very concerned look from the lady at the DMV

It's not vore if a slimegirl immerses you, it's just swimming lessons. Or floating in place with a big stupid smile on your face lessons, if she remembered to brainwash you first

There's only 2 reasons I haven't watched TADC yet 1. Kinda just wanna wait until it's finished at this point 2. I have enough problems right now in my life, and I know full well I'm going to spiral into an unhealthy manic obsession with Ragatha the second I do watch it

that bunny again with the ysh antics part 1?

Masturbation has long been a scientific "mystery" and baby I'm a top researcher

YEAH. WHEN IS NASTASIA DAY. WHEN IS THIS HYPNOTIC LUMBERGH-ESQUE BADDIE WITH ACTUAL TRAGIC PATHOS GETTING HER DUE

Why do we have a national Kaa Day and not a day where people draw a character that deserves 100x more fan art instead of a glut on top of an already 40-story pile of riches When's Nastasia day

Saw someone talk about "drinking and sniffing popers" Me when I'm drinking and sniffing popers

Really cheap vodka still tastes like vodka, but worse Really cheap whiskey still tastes like whiskey, but worse I have discovered tonight in my first attempt at drinking really cheap rum that it both smells and tastes like turpentine; I can feel my stomach lining dissolving live after one drink

This post is hilarious cause being a Tumblr user is intrinsically embarrassing but it is way, WAY more embarrassing to have joined Tumblr in 2022 and not immediately left than to be one of the people who've been stuck there since 2011 when it was "good"

Weird night where my thoughts filled with a fetish I've never had before and also don't particularly want, which is my version of a Eureka moment 🤔

For once the Discover tab actually delivered

It's always "who's a good puppy, who's a good puppy?" until someone pees on the rug 🙄

more cartoon characters should canonically have hypnotic spiral eyes

Hypnotizing you to think you're a .webp file so no one else can use you ever again

AI "domme" accounts be like, "Check out my OC! Get this, she's a featureless skinny white woman with big boobs who's into hypnosis."

Two sentence horror story: Claire checks the hot sluts in my area machine For 100000th day in a row, screen is empty 😞

The Crazy Optical Illusions admin watching the entire Bluesky hypnokink community suddenly convening on a post

When someone is being nice to me instead manipulating me and calling me slurs

***WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS DISGUSTING UNREALISTIC FANTASY*** what if we were friends and you weren't mad at me

If you speak in an Italian mobster voice, the forcefem victim won't know that you're turning them into a "maid man" until it's too late

A secret I've been keeping is that I'm actually a superhero I got infected with the symbiote that makes you horny and capable of cumming 16 times a day

Yeah, I'm an e-girl The e stands for existential crisis

Sometimes I feel horribly down and like I'm, like, uniquely the worst person ever, but then I'll see shit like TADC fans driving their favorite show's creator off the internet because they're enraged the main characters have the most screen time and I feel downright normal!

Sure, valentine's day *is* marked on my calendar as "day for crying and jerking off", but every other day of the year is also marked as that

I haven't seen porn of a new Overwatch character since 2021 and that's how I know that game is fucking cooked

She asked me why I ate 120 pizza rolls and apparently "because we didn't have 240 pizza rolls" was not the correct answer

In the interest of making myself feel better, I'm gonna make my OWN Olympics. The events will be ego death and gooning. Despite being the only participant, I will get two bronze medals. But I also won't care, cause of the ego death

Mistress hypnotized me to show her my "hidden talents", so I ate 120 pizza rolls and now she's freaking out. Can't win smh

Local woman in her 30s remembers to put the alcohol in the fridge but not the leftovers 🤦🏻‍♀️

Claire's Law: If I'm scrolling the minefield of the porn feed, any time I stop scrolling to take a drink or scratch my nose or something it WILL land on something I really don't want to see