Celestia, Luna, and the oft forgotten third pony princess, Chlamydia

Sunbeam xkcd.com/3253/

Happy titty Tuesday

Titty Tuesday you say?? Guess I’ll just plop these right here!

McDonalds: you want small fries? Here you go, here's 6 fries in a paper bag Five guys: you want small fries? Fuck you. *spills entire fry basket into bag*

monday again is it

Not that I'm mad, but why was the Scooby doo theme thrown into this mix.

Let's start the day with a controversial post

So true🔵🐶 #Funny #Meme #Memes

#meme #memes

#memes #meme #nut #allergy #allergies

#Funny #Memes #Meme

cant tell if meme or actual local sale

merry crimbo guys

Question…can I be an antipope? This seems pretty easy…

It's that time of year where I post this one

Real friends let their friends touch boob.

I saw the coolest sneakers on earth yesterday

good for him

If we make the assumption that either A: the multiverse was all created at the same time B: there really is only one universe. Then we have an approximate age for the demiurge.

And never be ye joyful, save when ye behold your brother with love. — Hebrew Gospel 1:3 suno.com/song/4bc1e8a...

And he said to them all, “If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow me. 7. For whosoever wishes to save his life shall lose it: but whosoever shall lose his life for my sake, the same shall save it.

How does bluesky feel about #ai music? #suno suno.com/song/19d9ace...

Yup.

“…and nobody really talks about it.” Brother that is the antikythera mechanism. It is literally the most well known and researched piece of ancient “advanced tech” on the planet. If “debunking our entire perspective on historical progress” is your goal, you are gonna have to find something new 🥴🥴

you misheard me, i said that my partner and i are into polyarmory. we believe munitions should be kept in several discrete locations to ensure access to weaponry if one arsenal is captured by hostiles.

Japanese Korn cover band call that ぬ metal

Thanks to steams new family share thing I get to play Hogwarts legacy. Ravenclaw, if you were wondering.

Priorities

you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke

Please

✨ arcadecore ✨

hello and welcome to the 1M people that have joined Bluesky in the last week!!!