Still in the recliner after the appendectomy because I fricked my back. I assume it's because I was compensating with my back to save my abdomen. Tried to watch skinamarink. Got about 20 minutes in and couldn't find walls scary so I turned it off. Like literally it was just shots of walls.

When your appendix tries to kill you but you don't have health insurance.

All these guys making fun of single women with cats...like do you realize you're saying that being alone and having a couple of cats is preferable to being in a relationship with you?

Instead of the epstein files, they should have files about rich people who secretly get together to do nice things.

A guy who goes on youtube and gives away millions of loaves of bread Mr. Yeast

since wuthering heights is relevant at the moment, I want to post this cover of the song again, because its the best cover. It really is youtu.be/pN-pE31-7xk...

Can't. Amon belongs to Them.

Been spending a lot of time in the recliner since the appendectomy which means the TV is on. But we don't pay for cable or Netflix or anything like that so it's just ota channels. Been seeing a lot of commercials. 1/3

this is an anti ICE account

I didn't think this got enough attention

Just saw a guy on TV talking about how the US is turning 250 years old this year and that it was a once in a lifetime event. How long does he think a lifetime is?

I don't know anything about drugs and shit but with society telling me how good/strong fentanyl is, I was really surprised that after 2 doses of it in the hospital for the appendix pain, it didn't get rid of the pain totally. Yeah, it knocked the pain way back 1/2

Do you think Light Yagami would write the names in his notebook. The names of everyone who isn't doing anything or facing any consequences?

Alright! I'm feeling much better and I got that dumb drain out of me from my appendectomy! The shop is back open! Let's see if I remember how to crochet! https://outregeneration.etsy.com #jellyfish #octopus #cthulhu

I got this dumb ass drain out

I have an appointment to get this stupid drain out on Thursday and it cannot get here soon enough

Hey the lady on Today who's mom was kidnapped... Do we think she knows what happened to her mom? Bc it seems pretty sus to me.

Little Saint James Island? You mean Kid Rock?

Damn that’s crazy. On a completely unrelated note www.wikihow.com/Discord-Alte...

Took a shower for the first time since last Monday and it feels so good to be clean

Been home from the hospital for 3 or so days and I finally get to sleep in my bed again. I was in the recliner because it was easier to get in and out if I had to use the bathroom and stuff. This is so much more comfortable.

These are the kind of comments I strive for. I gotta step up my game because I've never gotten any comments like this.

Or even worse, women can survive childbirth and then have to care for the kids for the rest of their lives.

I gotta acknowledge how awesome my husband has been through this whole appendix thing. When I said I needed to go to the ER, we were on the road within 5 minutes. When I couldn't answer questions bc I was in too much pain, he knew the answers for the doctors. 1/5

I pooped. (This is important because of the appendectomy)

Even if you win, you're still a luger

Ok I'm gonna rant. I don't think I should be sent home after surgery with a drain I gotta fuck with constantly. Like why can't I just recover without this lame ass homework? Why could they not get this fluid out during surgery? This shouldn't be my responsibility. 1/2

I'm here to say don't let your appendix get infected. Recovery is almost as bad as appendicitis.

I am home now

It's called puffin', Olivia. Two people line their dick holes up and pee at the same time to see whose balls blow up like a balloon first

Hello everyone. What I thought was an ovarian cyst was actually appendicitis. My appendix was removed and I am now recovering. Still in the hospital.

while I was lying in agony in bed a little bit ago I had a thought: What if instead of scooping the litter box, it was like a crane game?

Yosemite Sam was my favorite (I called him Sammity Sam) I remember I had Yosemite Sam glass that I lived to drink out of. My mom broke it one day doing dishes. I never forgave her.

I hope Sabaton are busy writing songs about the Nazis in the US right now.

me when i see a spider on the ceiling

I would wreck them every day

usuallly I'd be sleeping right now but I think I have another ovarian cyst. either that, or I'm dying lol or its appendicitis. either way, this is the fucking worst.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Since when was Tom Green a comedian? He's a boring, awkward weirdo at best.

Some?

approximately 3 years

If you're here reading this post, who is running the poop store? Lol gottem

You should watch this. youtu.be/BJojQwB8BHs...

Pots and pans 🤣🤣

my husband was rattling off all the square roots of numbers he had memorized for some reason and I was like ok cool. what's the square root of go fuck yourself? He said its eat my ass. I thought I'd inform yall.