haha prison mike

When your horse is into BDSM

dang bro, this horse in the reliquary for the new season on Diablo 4 looks pretty cool looking.

Someone get on this now please

My character always looks so out of place in whimsydale. but I love it

magician teller should take a cue from bank tellers and chain penn to his desk

you know who would be good to play patrick bateman in an american psycho remake? Tom Hiddleston.

November 30 starts “no one wants to date a nice guy” week

Farewell, CrinkleCut. You will be remembered. #Diablo3

How is this the first time I'm hearing that Mark Wahlberg thinks he could have stopped 9/11 🤣🤣 www.npr.org/sections/the...

I once answered the phone at work with my co-worker's name instead of mine, for some reason. I said "thank you for calling x, I'm John.....Sorry. I'm Julie...."

You've Avanned your last Tasia (only real ones will get this)

probably the best list to be on

Also do NOT plant kudzu near a data center, or a golf course.

Let me be EXCEEDINGLY clear: the "round thing in your face" that gets you "sprung" in Baby Got Back is a woman's huge ass. I'm sick to death of seeing people on the timeline argue it's something else spherical or circular. This is the exact sort of erasure of women's huge asses Mix tried to address.

Slain by enviroment. 😭

If i drank holy water could I use my piss to do an exorcism?

Oh man, that lamp in the corner looks kinda weird

aliens learning english: Alien: and what's this? person: that's corn. Alien: and what's this? person: that's an acorn Alien: I though the other thing was corn? person: no, an acorn Alien: yeah, a corn. person: no. acorn. alien: ... I'm just gonna go back to my planet.

I once walked a mile to a gas station in the middle of the night in springfield, missouri so I could pee instead of just going in the bar where my ex's band was playing because of my severe social anxiety 😅

oh no. my brother got me a pizza hut gift card for christmas last year. I gotta use it.

Bill Wurtz is a musical genius youtu.be/mO8pKHJcoAc...

[in the dead of night] Is that a goddamn blackbird singing?

So fybe is a new market place for art and handmade but they're not allowing generative ai, unlike some other handmade platforms *coughetsycough* I'm on there with a few listings. I'm also in their discord. Stuff is happening and it looks pretty transparent.

I'm at the vet and I am NOT giving this guy my debit card info.

I love it when PayPal sends me stuff in the mail because it says FARTYBUTTSPOOP on it and I wonder what my mailman thinks goes on here.

This is the best

yes i very much hate the way I look lol

Luigi Meowngione <3

If you have a friend named Adam you're required to make his nickname be "uppen" Like "up and at'em" Doesn't matter if he likes the nickname or not. I don't make the rules. That's just how it is now. Also, every Hank is now known as Hanky Panky.

She thinks she's getting some of my chocolate cake I made at 3 am. But she doesn't know I already ate my piece.

3 of our 4 cats. They want you to think they hate each other but cats don't sleep this close if they hate each other.

Bruh 🤣🤣

Would you let this little guy guard your bookshelf? ❤️ = Absolutely 😮 = Not after reading Lovecraft 🐙 = ALL HAIL CTHULHU Hand-crocheted and looking for a forever cult. Available in my Etsy shop now! https://outregeneration.etsy.com #Cthulhu #CrochetArt #Handmade #Amigurumi #Lovecraftian #bsnm

Bruh 🤣🤣

When I die, someone needs to shove a stick up my nose and scramble my brain because I don't wanna be a brain in a jar getting drugged.

I gotta start getting out and doing stuff. For the last 5 years, the only time I've left the house is to see a movie (2 or 3 times a year) or to get groceries. That's it.

before i released my backrooms knitting pattern i had asked a knitter on instagram if they wanted to collab to make a sweater pattern from my pattern. They said they were too busy. Then yesterday I saw they were making a backrooms sweater pattern. lol.

Got one of those really cool depression sessions coming on