PLEASE BE UPSTANDING (IF YOU’RE ABLE) FOR YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEM youtu.be/tM9I6ZtpThM?...

best trend of 2026. boo all these fuckers.

THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS

3-0’d someone ten ranks higher than me this morning, ULTIMATE KUMITE ‘26 prep is starting off with a bang

SHAFT

The Masters’ official account posting a video of the champions’ dinner using an all-timer of a backing track already used by @jonbois.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/81MT0...

God bless The Green Card Five

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

one day you’re the son of the greatest F1 driver in the world and a universally beloved top prospect expected to follow in his footseps, the next you’re crashing two corners into your indycar career bc sting ray robb did something stupid

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

This game cannot be boring to me so long as a patriots shut out remains a possibility

BENITO ULTRAS

❤️

the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social national championship preview starts with a solid nine minutes about how great it is to watch ICE agents eat shit on ice podcasts.apple.com/kh/podcast/t...

watching people fall over in general is eternally funny but this is even better

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

NO CHEESES FOR US MEECES

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

if anyone out there is looking to pay a monthly subscription to Facebook then I have a bag of magic beans that I might be willing to sell

I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON

gonna vote for Ryan Nanni and I’m not even a yank

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

doing business

Kendrick x Cantina Band goes so much harder than it has any right to

I just think he’s neat!

Also note he’s the only white person in the scene who doesn’t look at Snoop like they’re about to call the cops. A customer service KING

Dude laid out the greatest hardware store sales pitch of all time imo

I am quoting this post so that you get the fun surprise of clicking through and finding out what it’s responding to

this will be the sagrada familia of sports documentaries an architectural marvel that will never be truly finished

Can confirm 🌝

There will be one week where we don’t have an emergency @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social pod But it won’t be this one

Turns out a LOT of you are discovering “Who Killed College Football?” for this first time this month. If you haven’t already, now’s a perfect time in this totally normal, stable sport: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

ten months since I last posted, do we have group chats here yet

this is the absolute perfect take

Jon Bois, a marketer’s dream

jack, when are we getting group chats, mate.