Dave McKay
@mckay.me.uk
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Took the same airport shuttle bus to the hire car centre as John Craven.
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about 5 hours ago
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Sarah Dempster
about 13 hours ago
Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2025: I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince? Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts. I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
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We'd pencilled in leaving for the in-laws at 9.30, so of course it's practically 11.
4 days ago
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Make a Bond movie casual. Golden aye, right.
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4 days ago
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Glenn Moore
4 days ago
Right then: time to neglect that Christmas dog.
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Good work, but shouldn't it be in the oven by now?
5 days ago
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Santa's been! One of these days he'll wipe his boots. 🙄 Merry Christmas, lovely Bluesky people. ♥️
5 days ago
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Lev Parikian
6 days ago
And Wowbagger The Infinitely Prolonged, who did NOT die
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A belated happy birthday to
@matthewwaterhouse.bsky.social
🎉
9 days ago
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I'm imagining Sarah's mum pointing at windows accusingly and shouting "GLASS!".
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10 days ago
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This is surely more Kaiser Chiefs' territory?
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12 days ago
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A good life, and a legendary entertainer. RIP.
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18 days ago
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Scarred for life. No compensation. 🎶
18 days ago
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Likewise.
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18 days ago
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Is it ... bin day?
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19 days ago
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Miranda Keeling
19 days ago
A man’s motorbike makes a noise like cracking thunder crossed with gunfire. Woman (to her friend): He thinks that makes him seem manly or attractive. It makes him a twat.
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"Highly recommended" - me.
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20 days ago
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Well, I guess that's what thanks you get for volunteering at Cubs in December.
#WhamageddonFail
20 days ago
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HappyToast
20 days ago
I'm giving away a copy of this year's Monster Month, just Like/Follow/Repost and you're in with a chance of winning.
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Oh dear. Nadine's opened the eggnog.
21 days ago
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Tom Cox
21 days ago
FINAL book giveaway of the year. To enter: reply below & repost this extract. Up for grabs: THREE signed Villager paperbacks with free art (bookmarks & postcards) by my parents. Enter if you enjoy Folklore Nature Rivers Hills Social history Lost art Ghost Tangled psychedelic narratives Silliness
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"Relax this Christmas, and let Ben Fogle handle the aardvark for you."
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21 days ago
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Thank goodness he didn't build Haphazardly, one of Britain's lousiest castles.
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22 days ago
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Lev Parikian
23 days ago
The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green boat, They took some honey, and plenty of money And the plums That were in The icebox
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Are
@gralefrit.bsky.social
and
@dempster2000.bsky.social
in cahoots? Yippee-ki-yay!
23 days ago
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When do we get to know who won the FIFA Prize for Physics?
24 days ago
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Fetch the knit nurse.
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25 days ago
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ROOOOOOOOT! So happy for Joe.
#TheCricket
26 days ago
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HappyToast
26 days ago
It’s three not very wise men lost in the desert because they can’t get a signal for Google maps
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2026 has to be the year the 9yo gets his own Spotify account.
26 days ago
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Not good news. Their margins were wafter-thin already.
www.thenational.scot/news/2566069...
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Tunnock’s suffers £3 million loss despite record sales
SCOTTISH biscuit brand Tunnock’s has recorded a £3 million loss in profits due to the global shortage of cocoa beans ...
https://www.thenational.scot/news/25660693.tunnocks-suffers-3-million-loss-due-rising-cocoa-prices/
27 days ago
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Sarah Dempster
29 days ago
He's m ng ist He’s check ice He find ou naught ice Norman Collier is comi town
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Now we're sucking diesel.
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about 1 month ago
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People really do give their children some fucking stupid names these days.
about 1 month ago
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Tom Cox
about 2 months ago
Author wrote best book he's ever written. Publisher disintegrated/fucked off with author's earnings. Book was finally published by new publisher. Author has bought two hardbacks, for full price, to give away, signed. Please repost/reply if you'd like a chance to win one..
bsky.app/profile/zygo...
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Started following
@oldenoughtosay.com
today and now I'm concerned we're only a couple of wet weekends and/or extended droughts away from every English cathedral bar one falling over.
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about 2 months ago
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Tiernan Douieb
about 2 months ago
The BBC should tell Trump their apology is at the end of a replay of Ghost Watch that he has to watch all the way through first.
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You know those people? The ones with the massive poppies for Armistice Day? Get one up on them by buying and pinning a Changing Rooms designer to your lapel.
about 2 months ago
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Gary Lineker's available.
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about 2 months ago
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I'm a bit late to the party, but it had to be done!
about 2 months ago
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Joel Morris
about 2 months ago
Rosalind Franklin Leaving her notes in a pile That she keeps by the door Who is it for? Awful James Watson Stealing the credit And snaffling all the awards Misogynist bore
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I so wish whoever designed the top of the saucer section had got to do the bottom surface as well. Looks like an afterthought. Also, Guinan and Hairy Riker from Season 2+, but no Pulaski?
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about 2 months ago
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I'm betting the 1% is him, and the 3% are his ex and daughters.
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2 months ago
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Moose Allain
2 months ago
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
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2 months ago
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Shot, chaser.
2 months ago
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20,000 Football Leagues Under The Sea
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2 months ago
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WHY IS IT NOT LUNCHTIME YET? It was lunchtime this time yesterday.
2 months ago
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Jesus. Amateur hour from Chris Mason.
2 months ago
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You just can't avoid it, can you? Near; far; wherever you are.
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2 months ago
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