I tapered off the serties because I didn't feel depressed anymore and you'll never guess what...

David Cameron bemoaning the lack of preventitive health programmes in the NHS...

Would I go to hell if I printed this on a t-shirt?

Am I depressed or just hungry?

A damp Friday afternoon, and not in a good way.

Never Forget (how long it takes to cook)

this is the GOAT tumblr post and always will be

As a hot single guy I'd like more information about slavery and gay people at your properties please

A man was mad that I made a joke about Mad Men

Gonna cut up plastic bottles with these then pay an escort to shout at me so I can simulate being in a relationship.

Bluesky's so earnest it's exhausting. Where's the shitposting?

Yeah I can't think of anything about modern Britain that would make people want to pleasantly dissociate for a few hours

why is the hardest question 'is there anything i can do to help?'

Porn and art with sexual themes deserve to exist on their own merit, not because censoring them has knock-on effects for non-sexual content. Please stop expressing outrage by implying that censorship would be okay if it *just* affected sex workers and artists engaging with sexual themes.

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Just a little curtain-shibari for a Saturday afternoon

Today I had a look at history's only ever swing-aqueduct

Sure I’m a safe space but like, not ‘you can be an arsehole all the time’ safe. I have limits.

That friend who only texts when they want something

Forget Trump v Musk, this is the real beef for our times

Listening to some Judas Priest and it will never not be hilarious how the metal community was SHOCKED when Rob Halford came out as gay

Shoutout to everyone who did ket this weekend and managed not to call any world leaders a paedo

Decisions were made

Got myself a lil Friday treat* *(vintage soviet naval clock)

Pretty

The conclave has me thinking about the climax of Assassins Creed 2 where you have to fist fight the Pope

How does one make friends on the Internet? I've been reflecting on my complete lack of web-friends after 25 years online. The tiny number of online friendships I have had I've always managed to fuck up before long. Maybe I'm just an unlikeable troll.

I hate everything

The other day my mum was reminiscing about how I kept asking for "an Intendo" as a kid

nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

If they truly stood with us, they'd erase that message and let the car get torched.

Learning to socialise normally again after 4 golden years WFH is a lot harder than I expected

Happy Ash Wednesday to all who celebrate

Alien: Isolation is gorgeous but bloody stressful! Bastard alien won't stop following me.

Some of you have never been chased around a mysterious island community by a giant wobbling white sphere and it really fucking shows

Can somebody please explain to me how ITV3+1 and ITV4 are different channels?

It's a weirdly relaxing game but I now have very strong opinions about German hgv speed limits

i was active on tumblr from 2009-2014 and twitter from 2013-2023. you cannot scold me in a way that matters.

Really helpful, lads. Wouldn't have known the road was closed without the sign

I'm getting into Euro Truck Simulator 2. I've always wanted to take massive loads from dudes all over Europe

The commentary track by the real Tony Wilson (rip) on the 24 Hour Party People dvd was a work of art in its own right

Watching Apple Cider Vinegar and shouting "who remembers coffee enemas" in my best peter kay voice

Oops 😬

Got some yellow roses to brighten up my desk

Ok gonna give this bsky stuff a go for real this time

Me whenever I see someone in mild-to-moderate fog using their foglights, despite the visibility clearly being over 100 metres

Gonna give this bluesky thing a go. Apparently all the cool kids are here now.

@awkwardandodd.bsky.social Hey!