Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.

Chemicals man. They’ll fuck you up.

SLC Punks is on Amazon. You’re welcome.

Remember when Twitter wasn’t full of Nazis?

This absolutely real picture.

Did you guys ever figure out what you wanted to be when you grow up or when is that assignment due?

Endorphins do your thing.

We’re no different than Russia.

Hey if you were wondering whether Hegseth's soldiers are willing to obey illegal orders, let's ask the ones who were last seen scurrying down ropes onto the deck of a Venezuelan oil tanker like contemptible Somali pirates, jonesing to steal some oil as part of a unilateral and unprovoked act of war

I dunno why everyone is trying to resist Saudi Arabia. It's not like they were the masterminds behind 9/11 anyway. And if they were, maybe a million dollars says I forgot.

What's the charge? EATING A MEAL!? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL??!?!?!?!?!

Same headline. Seven years apart. 🤡 @politico.com www.politico.com/news/2025/12...

Just letting you know that Surf Ninjas is on Amazon.

Same vibes.

OK. How's this one? on.soundcloud.com/CCzisGhcV8O0...

Wake up. Why don’t you put on a little Makeup? No I’m not saying that you’re ugly.

Thinking this is wrong isn’t radical. Thinking it isn’t is.

Based on my Reddit posts, my social credit has probably taken a hit.

Does anyone else remember the phone POLICE episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Fuck you Monday.

“They could live at energy or density levels we cannot observe Any life that is radically smaller might interact with the world at scales where physics behaves differently.” Well shit. Got me fucked up.

What if aliens are just super duper tiny?

Working today. Do it. Do it now.

KILMEADE: ”I think JD Vance is jealous. I think the president wants to use Zohran as a running mate.”

I wanna be a zaddy 🫰

My mustache isn’t thick enough for food to get stuck in it :(

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-jA... New video. Who dis?

GTG music.apple.com/library/albu...

Snoozed a long time on this. youtu.be/QksUPPKJsSE?...

@govpritzker.illinois.gov is allowing faith leaders to be singled out and targeted for state violence in Illinois. Call his office and demand he put a stop to it now: 217-782-6830. Credit to @mulchy.bsky.social for this footage, please follow them for more. #FuckICE #Broadview #Chicago

Looks like we’re going to war with Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files.

AFI kinda morning.

Don’t you think I’m pretty when I’m standing top the bright lit city?

Second👍

Top 5 albums I discovered this year.

The McRib is back in the McD's app and I am pretty sure my dad is on his way to start ordering them for the szn.

Resign.

NOW THAT I KNOW THAT IT'S FOR REAL. JUST HOW'M I SUPPOSED TO FEEL?

311 B-Side tour.

Bout to hit 1000 views = youtu.be/Gg2qUW45H3g

Vital piece of investigative reporting from Sky. They've uncovered the X algorithm which feeds users extremist right wing material from the moment they join the site. It is a far-right radicalisation engine, by design. news.sky.com/story/the-x-...

New one for ya to relax to. on.soundcloud.com/T9k6PRnJ8iOg...

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.

billionaires have invested in media not because they support journalism but because they want to control it. there is only downside to a free press for people with that level of wealth. journalism is a great equalizer and they don’t want us to be equal.