I thought Iran's nuclear capacity was obliterated in August? It grew back faster than Trumps ear. Just sayin

I guess Trump got bored of peace. Just sayin

Is now a good time to remind y'all?

If Hillary's deposition over the next two days gets Donald locked up, I may not ever stop laughing. Just sayin.

Since body autonomy is no longer a thing, going forward, all male infants must provide a DNA sample before their 2nd birthday, to be kept in a database for eternity. It will be easier to identify them if they rape someone, and we won't have to go through this shit again. Just sayin.

Just sayin

Those files are a geopolitical land mine. They include world leaders, royalty, and the richest, most powerful men in the world. We won't get a list until they're all dead and gone. Just sayin

Back up dancers at Kid Rocks half time show. Just sayin.

The people who need their own half time show are the same people that needed their own water fountain. Just sayin

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A clitoris has 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a MAGA man on the internet. Just sayin

Show me a guy in a MAGA hat and I will show you a guy who cuts in line, doesn't return the grocery cart, parks in the handicap spot, lets his dog shit on your lawn, doesn't signal lane changes and turns up the volume of the TV when he hears his neighbor beating his wife and kids. Just sayin.

They kill people who are recording them because they don't want the people recording them to record them killing people. Just sayin

Soooo, just so that I understand this correctly, men might wear dresses and claim to be women to gain access to women's bathrooms and sexually assault them? But they won't wear masks and claim to be ICE agents to break into homes and abduct women off the street to sexually assault them? Just askin

Back to the TACO tactics

. She wasn't murdered because she threatened his safety. She was murdered because she threatened his masculinity. just sayin

The cartoonists are not fucking around this week just sayin

. Step 1: Label imaginary entities (Antifa) as domestic terrorists Step 2: Elevate the term "impeding law enforcement" and make it intentionally vague Step 3: Send in the goons to use extreme excessive force on anyone who peacefully protests a dictatorial draconian administration just sayin

MAGA ought to remember that this works both ways. They will sing a different tune if shots start flying when they protest against abortion, or drag shows, or rip masks off shelves, or threaten school board members, or disrupt pride parades. just sayin

.. I KNOW WHAT I SAW ON JAN 6 2021 I KNOW WHAT I SAW ON JAN 7 2026 just sayin

Just sayin

FIFA called. They want their Peace Prize back. Just sayin

Don't expect any New Year resolutions from me. I plan on continuing to be the same awkward, sarcastic, foul mouthed, delight, that you have all come to know and love. Just sayin

Merry Christmas Y'all

just sayin

Farmers better not be buying beers, cigarettes, and junk food with those handouts. Just sayin.

War crimes. He should just change his name to HAGUEseth. Just sayin.

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The real reason Republicans love religion and hate education is because religion teaches you to accept what you’re told without questioning it and education teaches you to question what you’re told. Just sayin

Nothing to see here. Just a couple of old friends catching up.

Just sayin

Show me a guy in a MAGA hat and I will show you a guy who cuts in line, doesn't return the grocery cart, parks in the handicap spot, lets his dog shit on your lawn, doesn't signal lane changes and turns up the volume of the TV when he hears his neighbor beating his wife and kids. Just sayin.

The peace president

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Public service announcement from: Donald Trump (Adderall) Donald Trunp Jr (Cocaine) Musk (Ketamine) RFK (Heroin) The rest of them (alcohol) Tylenol is bad for you.

It seems like MAGA are confused. They are still looking for the tolerant left. They dont realize that the tolerant left has left the building. This is now the Go fuck yourselves, you racist, misogynistic, homophobic, fascist Chucklefucks left.

I only ever took Tylenol PM, so my kids only have autism at night. Just sayin.

We're screwed.

Have there been any updates on the rapture? Cuz I'm getting a little tired of waiting for jesus to come get them all. Just sayin.

I have never, ever seen the right have so much to say and be so outraged about a school shooting. Ever. Just sayin

If all the women who are enraged at the loss of their 14th amendment rights marched together in protest whilst exercising their 2nd amendment rights we would have gun reform in a week. Just sayin.

David Geier, a vaccine conspiracist who was charged & disciplined for practicing medicine without a license in May 2011 is going to head up the CDC.

Maybe if we start calling our body parts by gun-sounding names like “Revulva” or “Shooterus” or “Vagnum 45” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them. Just sayin.

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Give a Republican a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a Republican to fish, and he'll tax the bait, steal the rod, sexually assault the fish, and blame Biden. Just sayin.

Just sayin