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The difference between class and trash. Just sayin.

Republicans spent years blocking compensation for 9/11 first responders but they want to spend billions to compensate these assholes. Just sayin

The real reason Republicans love religion and hate education is because religion teaches you to accept what you’re told without questioning it and education teaches you to question what you’re told. Just sayin

Just sayin

He fakes more assassinations than women do orgasms. Just sayin.

Kash called for shots and the secret service got confused. Just sayin.

Who said it better? Just askin

Just sayin

Round up everyone involved. Detain them in horrible conditions. Hold them until they can prove their innocence. If we can do it with immigrants, we can do it with billionaires involved in sex trafficking.

Republicans are the mass shooters. Democrats are the Uvalde cops. Just sayin.

Birthright citizenship proves that life begins at 1st breath. Not at conception. Just sayin.

When U.S. currency comes out with Donald Trumps signature on it, everyone needs to get a Sharpie and write "IS A PEDOPHILE" underneath it. Just sayin.

They think they can identify a trans woman on sight but they're incapable of identifying an AI woman with three tits. Just sayin

We are at the mercy of Congress. And those Chucklefucks are stumbling around in shoes that are too big for them because they were gifts from Trump and they're afraid to take them off. Just sayin.

War crimes don't hide sex crimes. Just sayin.

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering. Just sayin.

I thought Iran's nuclear capacity was obliterated in August? It grew back faster than Trumps ear. Just sayin

I guess Trump got bored of peace. Just sayin

Is now a good time to remind y'all?

If Hillary's deposition over the next two days gets Donald locked up, I may not ever stop laughing. Just sayin.

Since body autonomy is no longer a thing, going forward, all male infants must provide a DNA sample before their 2nd birthday, to be kept in a database for eternity. It will be easier to identify them if they rape someone, and we won't have to go through this shit again. Just sayin.

Just sayin

Those files are a geopolitical land mine. They include world leaders, royalty, and the richest, most powerful men in the world. We won't get a list until they're all dead and gone. Just sayin

Back up dancers at Kid Rocks half time show. Just sayin.

The people who need their own half time show are the same people that needed their own water fountain. Just sayin

Just sayin

A clitoris has 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a MAGA man on the internet. Just sayin

Show me a guy in a MAGA hat and I will show you a guy who cuts in line, doesn't return the grocery cart, parks in the handicap spot, lets his dog shit on your lawn, doesn't signal lane changes and turns up the volume of the TV when he hears his neighbor beating his wife and kids. Just sayin.

They kill people who are recording them because they don't want the people recording them to record them killing people. Just sayin

Soooo, just so that I understand this correctly, men might wear dresses and claim to be women to gain access to women's bathrooms and sexually assault them? But they won't wear masks and claim to be ICE agents to break into homes and abduct women off the street to sexually assault them? Just askin

Back to the TACO tactics

. She wasn't murdered because she threatened his safety. She was murdered because she threatened his masculinity. just sayin

The cartoonists are not fucking around this week just sayin

. Step 1: Label imaginary entities (Antifa) as domestic terrorists Step 2: Elevate the term "impeding law enforcement" and make it intentionally vague Step 3: Send in the goons to use extreme excessive force on anyone who peacefully protests a dictatorial draconian administration just sayin

MAGA ought to remember that this works both ways. They will sing a different tune if shots start flying when they protest against abortion, or drag shows, or rip masks off shelves, or threaten school board members, or disrupt pride parades. just sayin

.. I KNOW WHAT I SAW ON JAN 6 2021 I KNOW WHAT I SAW ON JAN 7 2026 just sayin

Just sayin

FIFA called. They want their Peace Prize back. Just sayin

Don't expect any New Year resolutions from me. I plan on continuing to be the same awkward, sarcastic, foul mouthed, delight, that you have all come to know and love. Just sayin

Merry Christmas Y'all

just sayin

Farmers better not be buying beers, cigarettes, and junk food with those handouts. Just sayin.

War crimes. He should just change his name to HAGUEseth. Just sayin.

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The real reason Republicans love religion and hate education is because religion teaches you to accept what you’re told without questioning it and education teaches you to question what you’re told. Just sayin