> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Cried at the Cornell Lab of Ornithology today.

i saw people saying '6 7' and didn't get the reference so i searched for it on here and the first thing i saw was a picture of two buff furry wolfmen jacking off into a urinal. good night

I’ve always said the Yankees (and their fans) are evil

I’ve come to the realization with my research that no one is using the tools I’m using to do the things I’m doing, so no one has asked the questions I’m asking; however, many people have asked questions so closely related to me that I can basically copy and paste entire papers

#deer 🦌

My based and Luddite-pilled cousin swapped to a flip phone

This was supposed to be a kinktober prompt but no 😔 I'm not even sure what they're doing.

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

ok it’s time

Saying zed and washroom so I blend in with the locals

Every couple years I’m reminded of Dow v. US, where the Supreme Court declared people from the Levant are white

Applying to a job at Transylvania University in KY, and you’ll never guess how they abbreviate their name lmao

Sitting my American ass down and listening when a Canadian speaks

pussy like an autoclave

Loony acquired

God I can’t fucking wait to wear these pants. In addition sentimental & historical value, they are so unbelievably drippy; 100% wool, 1940s above-the bellybutton-waist & wide-legged silhouette, I don’t love the color (olive drab) but I’m putting together groundbreaking outfit color palettes.

It’s their day today 🎶🕺🏻

My soup stockpile has reached critical mass, I had to borrow containers to store leftovers tonight

‘pointing upward like a Greek philosopher emphasizing an important point’ is my favorite maneuver to do when I say some dumb bullshit like “beer is the miracle grow of the mind”

Gay Bucks #deer #art

Data isn’t vibes. If you need vibes, check out the hate filled comments the rightwing will leave on this post and all my posts.

Delicata might be my top squash variety; it’s definitely top 3. I think I just really like that you can eat the skin; the flesh has a nice texture, and the skin gives it an additional dimension that raises the complexity of mouthfeel in a rather pleasing way.

Nobody left of center should be lionizing Kirk. If you wish to mourn someone, mourn someone who did something good, rather than a podcaster who sucks.

Inherited my grandpa’s nazi-killing pants 🔥

My grandpa smoking a fat cigar directly into my infant aunt’s face

My grandma has a lot of rosaries; guess she’s a sliksong fan

German Etsy sign (please ignore the dogs)

My grandma had so many documents about our family history; there’s apparently multiple books that relatives have written about our lineage?

Waiter at the airport just said “safe travels” and I said “you too” 😔🔫

I LOVE SQUASH!!!!!!

“There’s a lot of us around; we are multiplying, like a disease” - My Polish professor, speaking about Poles

Cursed Number xkcd.com/3137/

Thanks to RFK Jr., I miss 100% of the shots I don't take.

I’m liking silksong so far. The sound design gives a far different feel from hollow knight, both the ambient noises & the soundtrack. I think I like hornets down air attack; I feel like the knight’s pogo is more controlled than her diagonal thing, but I can see myself growing to love the acrobatics

The autumn is here. (2022)

All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies #art ✧ #watershipdown ✧ #transrights ✧ #rabbit

Every time I eat a cedar salad, I think about the time I went to a fancy restaurant & got a Cesar salad. It had full anchovy fillets on it. It was the best damn Cesar salad I’ve ever had, and I can’t stop thinking about those anchovies…

Just made cookies without brown sugar and they taste like cereal wtf

we’ve truly entered the american century of humiliation

Quantum computing is so washed, but also it’s going to be the “next big thing”, a la NFTs and AI, at some point if it hasn’t already been

Last year and the year before, I felt like I had my feet on the ground. Not in all aspects, but I felt generally rooted. I’m on the job market now, and I don’t feel that way anymore. Hopefully it’s just FDoC jitters.

"abode" and "abcde" are almost the same word. really makes u think

I went to the Great New York State Fair yesterday, ate some crazy food (hillbilly burger, description in alt text), saw some llama-based sports (llama leaping & llama limbo), & chatted with some friends for a bit. I also saw this terrifying monstrosity, known as a glyptodont. I’m glad it’s extinct.

I love saying “it’s sardines in here” bc I get to feel fancy for using a metaphor

*Some teenager with a roblox account*: Feral art is WRONG and GROSS how DARE you sexualize cartoon animals! *Every chainsmoking pro-animator decades ago*: I gotta make these animals more fuckable. If people don't want to dick down this dog after seeing them onscreen I'm going to kill myself.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

So happy to be back home. 70°F weather!! Biking around!! Saying ‘hello’ to people I know as I pass them on the sidewalk!!

Im at Gateway Arch National Park, & the coffee is NOT GOOD