About to receive a c-section. Wish me luck!

Canadian Prime Minister Marx Carney is a Maoist third-worldist, he is purposely sending the smoke to the U.S. to do Unlimited Genocide of the First World so that the Joint Dictatorship of the Proletariat of Oppressed Nations may rise up.

permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough

Surely the dead are the ideal people to speak ill of.

Swiss number 7 rolled like he was sonic the hedgehog

I’m actually really frustrated by Ingerland winning. They don’t deserve to win. They’re too racist! They do programs every third month! They shouldn’t get to win!!! As far as I know, Norway is SO much less racist!!!

Ingerland LOVES simulating

Erling Haaland looks like the average Minnesotan

Is it weird that I shower while wearing socks? My “friends” are saying it’s weird.

Hello! I'm OLD DOG, just wondering how many of you would love to say hello back to me 👋🏻.

This is horseshit. How am I supposed to fucking read this?

60+ Worm Charming Illustrations

Guy who is too into Dune: Elon Musk is kind of the present day Paul Muad’Dib; doing an insane amount of drugs, making messianic promises, killing millions, and failing to improve the world. I wonder if any of his many children will become Shai Hulud?

Knuckle tattoos rn

My roommates are all away, so I have been indulging in wearing my tail around the house

r/raisedbynarcissists I (14m) visited my father (48m) recently after years of no contact due to him being a narc, and it turns out he only sent for me because he needs someone to pilot a robot.

I liked the amazing digital circus finale. It was good.

Why the fuck do I have to pay to apply to rent an apartment? And what the FUCK do I need to verify my identity using biometric data???

Kadabrosexual

“Late-stage capitalism” is such a funny phrase to me, because like, what does it even mean? What counts as a ‘late stage’? What is the last stage?

The FBI is attacking me with the Havana Syndrome beam! It’s a beam-type attack!!

“Iran’s nukes have a right to exist”

Guy who really likes the furnace scene from Metropolis: wow, the furnace in The Lighthouse is really giving Metropolis

thinkin about how Joey Wheeler got put in the hospital by card games and still kept that duel disk on

Re: Canada v. Bosnia and Herzegovina, it’s crazy that they let two teams play against one, seems unfair to me

If you over-regulate capitalism you get totalitarian communism. If you under-regulate capitalism you get a ruling caste of insane monopolists. Please ignore the fact that one of these things has never happened and the other keeps happening over and over

Snail Mail Soccer Mommy are touring together, and I will not be able to attend 😭😭😭😭

new yorkers if you are near a convenience store go in and put your hand in the cash register. their money is yours now

A watched candle never burns

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New pronouns: they/they

i’ve been fighting the far right for a decade plus. i never would’ve imagined a labor govt would ban me from entering the uk. dark times ahead for the west. liberalism is dead, maga fascism and it’s corrosive influence is felt everywhere.

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🥰🥰 dextrethorphan 🥰🥰

Oh, who’s this?

There is a markéd, observable difference between people who are used to driving with many pedestrians around, and people who are not

South Bend, Indiana, day 1 report: I had a lovely walk around east chase, dipped my hand in the river, and got a nice coffee from Chicory Cafe. I spent most of the day helping my friend build IKEA furniture

Some pics from a fun photo shoot in the forest! 🪡: @lexeravo.bsky.social 📷: shuba_photography21 on instagram

A quick one hour warmup from a few days ago 🦌🌸🫶🏽 #fallowdeer #digitalart #sketch #warmup

Designated hitter, Eric Wegman

I wish I had $100,000 to get as many tattoos as I want; knuckles and hands, some stuff on my chest and abdomen, pin up(s) of my fursona, more flowers and plants, a huge back piece, etc

I use this to control other people

New tattoos

The new Car Seat Headrest album is incredible

i am incapable of being human i am incapable of being inhuman

I’ve spent a lot of time in Two Harbors and all around Crow Wing County, this is devastating and heartbreaking

I think we should just take Washington DC, and push it to Ohio