Photo Prints Not like, poster prints of photos, but the actual lab prints on photo paper. I've got thousands of the fuckers, and don't really have anywhere to put them. So I'm selling them. Right now, I've got three listings up, containing one roll each. They're listed as collage or junk journal…

Etsy and YouTube I've opened a new Etsy shop, after about a decade away from it. It's so much different now. A lot of policies have been totally changed, and the site itself functions on a very different level. Mostly, it's going to be prints in various formats, but also some of the paints and…

This weekend alone, I have been stranded twice, and then the building I live in caught fire. What a hell of a time to have been off my meds

It’s happening. I’ve reached the age where any conversation I have with my friends inevitably gets derailed because none of us can hear properly and just kinda guess to fill in the blanks

In my defence, I have been left unsupervised

I love the tea thread on fauxmoi, because sometimes it’s a bit of slightly scandalous gossip about Stephen Fry or Chris Martin, and sometimes it about Beep Glorp having beef with Snerf and DJ Loadsamoney

The ugly stage is strong with my watercolour paintings. #art

I’m very bad at self promotion. But I’ve started a new YouTube channel, and would appreciate people giving it a look, and maybe a share. Making my Own Art Supplies | Budget Alternatives for Expensive Media youtu.be/LSC7FdtR3uw

To anyone and everyone who voted red, I say with my entire being, fuck you

What an episode. This group has some real series five vibes #taskmaster

Worst part of painting: waiting for the current layer to dry so the paper will in-bubble itself

Throwback to that time Scooter and I nearly died watching an episode of #TaskmasterUK

Depression so bad, I just found my dentures after a year of wondering where they were

I have finally bought a dslr that does video. I don’t know why it never occurred to me until last night to check eBay. Got one for $60 because it didn’t have a lens. But that’s fine. I’ve got about a dozen of them

Is anyone else baffled about the errors in today’s #nytcrossword? That… that’s not how that game works.

I have learned that I can see Magic Eyes when I’m stoned. I can’t believe I’ve been missing out on this

I just realised my phone was ten OS versions out of date. That explains a lot

I’ve been trying to do at least a sketch a day, to improve my relationship with my own art. #sketchaday

I drew some frogs

I’m seeing my GP today. She’s running over an hour behind. I’m sat in the exam room alone. There’s a dog in the room across the hall losing its mind, and some sort of argument happening next door. Business as usual, I see

did he die today?

Task: Make this duck travel the furthest to celebrate 10 years of @taskmaster.tv 10 years since the first champ was crowned. Thanks to Greg, @alexhorne.bsky.social, the team, fans for sending videos and @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, the only alumni to answer our calls and earn a cameo. #taskmaster

Hot Fuzz!

Please be true

But will it have the ad links?? @tftaskmaster.bsky.social has taken this all the way to the top, so they are very much aware that people want them back

Hey, another episode of that podcast I edit is out, and it’s got this guy in it!

I had an idea that sounded fun, and now I’m trawling eBay for out of print books and DVD box sets, and have 9,000 words written for a script. I think at this point I have to admit I have committed to the bit, so I may as well go all in with it

I’ve watched every episode of Not Going Out this week. I think it’s broken me. Nobody was meant to be exposed to Lee Mack that long. I need to find some way to reset my brain

this is the money alex. repost him to receive peace, prosperity and a successful international television franchise. 💰 💰 💰

Oh, the fuzzy feeling of trying to muddle through a phone call with a robot that can’t understand your lisp or your uniquely peculiar accent #fuckingtoasters

Donated money from the first day of the taskmaster fanzine being up to MSF. Absolutely wild there was £30 of money donated in total on DAY 1. Download it here and donate some if you want to! ko-fi.com/s/cd97cf118b

Let’s stop pretending and admit we like each other.

Remember that time TK said too much @alexhorne.bsky.social? It’s still one of my favourite moments from this episode. #transformativetaskmaster #tftaskmaster #taskmasteruk youtube.com/clip/Ugkx6Of...

On my way into Portland for a surgery consult, and some guy just tried to get on with a lawnmower. I’m never leaving this area

My tribute

Woke up to the wrong headline today

I finally got myself a new graphics tablet for my PC. I am now unstoppable

Ages ago, when I lived in Las Vegas, I had a little game I played with @missfrippery.bsky.social. I would be out on my travels, and any time I came across a dead bird, I’d snap a photo and send it to her.

New friend arrived today!

@alexhorne.bsky.social i absolutely adored the cover art for the last pebble, so i recreated it, on a pebble!

important pacific northwest volcano update

Please like my tiny, Taskmaster inspo, Latin plaque! 35mm by 32mm, it reads "MVNVS OMNES INDICIA HABET" which is Latin (🤞) for "All the information is on the task". Polymer clay, Warhammer Agrax Earthshade, gouash drybrushing, and tufts of scenery grass. @taskmaster.tv @alexhorne.bsky.social

J. V. Martzoukas Deli — where you’re family! (I already miss them desperately) @5teviem.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart #jasonmantzoukas #steviemartin #taskmasterS19

I've got a project I've been wanting to get started on for a while, but a few things kind of got in the way. But I finally sat down and did a quick video, mainly to put it in my head that it is time to actually do things about it. youtu.be/d4YKqmF81E4

Hello everyone! With the end of series 19, we’ll be taking a short break to rest and recharge, before coming back to you with even more amazing guests in August! Until then, stay weird, fellow Taskmaster weirdos! 🫶

Met a chonko on my morning weed run

And here we go! @tftaskmaster.bsky.social

me when tomorrow is the last episode of taskmaster s19