Lyse McToaster
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one of the fringe benefits of my job: me: I'll be fifteen minutes late because it's chilly and I'm tired and I don't want to go. my boss: Yeah, I'll be an hour late for all the same reasons.
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Yokoboo
1 day ago
Here we go. Whole comic in full. You can also purchase this for zero dollars/pwyw for the 300dpi pdf version!
yokoboo.gumroad.com/l/TheFamiliar
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ChristmasFer Mmmmm Cakes 🎄🎅🎁🌟🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 🏴
2 days ago
Get a load of this. 😆
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blogmywiki
10 months ago
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
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Shepherd
about 21 hours ago
On this day in 1941 my great uncle hurt his knee quite badly while playing softball, an injury only notable because he was in the Navy and stationed in Pearl Harbor, HI. Months later he was startled to be awarded a purple heart for his injury received on December 7th.
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✪ Holly Jolly Jonathan H. Gray ✪
about 1 year ago
People who can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology bug me in ways I can’t put into words. 🙃
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bdonnelly
1 day ago
Same as the people who mix up their eschatology with their ontology. They never see the end coming.
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#myorb
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
2 days ago
Ladder press conference.
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Neugin
3 days ago
Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
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Conan the Salaryman
2 days ago
Conan took a long pull of coffee from his tankard, his heavy brows furrowed in thought. "Have you not tried sacrificing a goat to this Zuul?" he finally suggested helpfully. "Mayhaps a comely virgin?" "For the last time, it's ZOOM!" yelled the IT manager. "And that won't help!"
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The Daily Tism
3 days ago
Ben Espenson, 38, reportedly has the option to simply let small things go, but instead chooses to insist he’s right about inane nonsense until he runs out of oxygen.
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Autistic man needs to be right in ways that matter least
An autistic man desperately needs to be factually correct about things nobody else gives a shit about, his loved ones have reported. Ben Espenson, 38, reportedly has the option to simply let small…
https://thedailytism.com/autistic-man-needs-to-be-right-in-ways-that-matter-least/
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Ro Salarian
4 days ago
If you only fight censorship right up to the line where it becomes your definition of porn, refusing to have solidarity with pornographers, I can't find it in me to care about your problems. You've shown you don't care about mine and will bounce the moment you get what benefits you.
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Ro Salarian
4 days ago
A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
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Ergative Absolutive
4 days ago
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!! (meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
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Bluesky mods aid genocide by banning Palestinians
9 months ago
part of adhd is having great ideas and no followthrough. my idea is a slow-motion toaster timer for tea bags which slowly elevates your teabag out between 3 and 5 minutes after you put it in. lifechanging for executive dysfunction. if you craft one please credit me and pay me some royalties, tyvm
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
4 days ago
Number of times you've changed your smoke alarm batteries wrapped
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John Wiswell
5 days ago
Some people don't care about the well-being of others. Okay! Fine! Just imagine the sick art you'd get if every creator had food and housing security. The endless stream of groundbreaking stuff you'd enjoy if we weren't constantly struggling.
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Jorts (and Jean)
4 days ago
I’m holly, I’m jolly. You’ve got believe me. I swear I am
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Pru Madeley
5 days ago
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
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John Scalzi
5 days ago
It may have snowed last night. The signed are subtle, but are there if you look closely.
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YOU HAVE WON A HAM
3 months ago
if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
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Bayleaf 🍃
6 days ago
Little ink to test some new techniques. Trying to get more textural and stuff.
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Ethan Kocak
5 days ago
The terror bird character in The Unfamiliars is named Darren and makes vocalizations that sound like “Naish” as an homage to my friend
@tetzoo.bsky.social
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BeijingPalmer
6 days ago
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
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Brian Hughes
6 days ago
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Kelly Turnbull
6 days ago
Gray is a simple man 🖊️🦑
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Oliver Darkshire
5 days ago
ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
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JS
5 days ago
With Alt Text
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F ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎(🔞)🌈✨
6 days ago
🤵♀️: "Bond, Jane Bond." 💃: "Is pleasure to be meeting you Ms. Bond." 🤵♀️: "The pleasure is all mine, Miss... ?" 💃: "Ivanya Bronislovna Orlova." 🤵♀️: "...Ivanya B. Orlova, mmm? We'll see about that, my dear. Though I do rather enjoy it when things are that... simple."
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Kieran
6 days ago
I need to make another fish dragon
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Lain Kaplan 🏳️🌈💗🏳️⚧️
6 days ago
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Jeremy C. Shipp
6 days ago
If you're planning on shopping this cyber Monday, why not consider supporting artists, writers, creators? Buy a book, purchase an indie video game, commission an art piece, gift someone a Patreon. Your support means everything.
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Dilan
7 days ago
And the last art for the raffle is done!! Phew it took some time but anyway thanks
@birdzilla01.bsky.social
!! I was really happy to be motivated to draw Jean (๑╹ω╹๑ )
#jean
#jeangunnhildr
#genshin
#art
#artraffle
#illust
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster
8 days ago
Time sweeps dust of hope from his hands, and turns another page but the Eagle has landed: tell your children when; Time won't drive us down to dust again
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Filk Legend Leslie Fish Has Died
The nigh legendary singer-songwriter entered hospice care at home. The announcement was made on Saturday, November 29, 2025, that she had passed.
https://scifi.radio/2025/11/29/filk-legend-leslie-fish-has-died/
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artbeanie | comms open!
8 days ago
saw kaeyas bday letter early and it means a lot to me (this year has been rough) so i made a lil thing
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Diane Duane
8 days ago
It's
#SmallBusinessSaturday
, and at
#Ebooks
Direct, our
#sale
continues! Here's one of the most ridiculously reduced offers in the store: the "All The
#Wizardry
" bundle—18 ebooks, today available for $14.99! (Seriously, we must need our heads felt.) So grab one now!
ebooks.direct/products/you...
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Young Wizards "All The Wizardry" Bundle
This bundle contains all the Young Wizards material in the Ebooks Direct inventory. That's nineteen ebooks, containing: The nine New Millennium Editions of the main-sequence Young Wizards novels The ...
https://ebooks.direct/products/young-wizards-all-the-wizardry-bundle
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Stephanie 🍉
9 days ago
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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John Rogers
8 days ago
It was Downey who coined the phrase in the LEVERAGE writers room “future episodes do not win out over present episodes”. Trust me, you’ll have more ideas. You’ll die full of them.
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nami snowshiro (comms open!)
9 days ago
to cap off your black friday you could get a $35 chibby commission. from me. i can draw u some little guys if you would like.
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asao
about 1 year ago
16人目 フォルカ
#asaoの蒼炎の軌跡全員描けるかなワンドロ
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nami snowshiro (comms open!)
9 days ago
one of my favorite boys of all time!!! luke fon fabre. it's him.
#TalesOfTheAbyss
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Cat Mason | Shibari & Photography
9 days ago
Spiderweb (2025) It's getting colder outside, so spiders came in to catch my models. Well, it is, what it is... 🕸️🕷️
#catmason
#rigger
#ukete
#shibari
#ropeart
#ropelove
#juterope
#stuttgart
#bondage
#kinbaku
#spiderweb
#romanticbondage
#ropebunny
#fesseln
#spinnennetz
#seilnetz
#seilkunst
#kunstwerk
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin
9 days ago
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming. I focus on my dreamwatcher machine, making minute adjustments in all five dimensions. The Great Old One whimpers, vast limbs twitching in unease. What visions can terrify such an entity? An image forms in the machine. A classroom. No trousers.
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Joshua J. Friedman
9 days ago
OK, who narced?
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Dilan
14 days ago
artists! please show: 🌈 the first piece you did in 2025 🌈 your favourite piece of the year 🌈 your most popular piece 🌈 your most recent piece
#art
#illustration
#arttrain
#digitalart
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Dilan
9 days ago
I’m back with little spoiler~
#art
#digitalart
#artraffle
#jean
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Kelly Turnbull
10 days ago
I like that this photo looks like he has some kind of floating demon crown, he’s just too lazy to lift his head up
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Jack Musto 🐇 🌕 🐺
11 days ago
Time once again to rep my favorite place for giving:
anelder.org
- they supply food, firewood and supplies for traditional crafting to Navajo Elders. If you have the cash, please give these folks a hand.
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