I’ve seen quite a few ads for musicals which claim that they’re Broadway hits, when the show barely lasted 18 months and definitely did not recoup I feel like it’s only a matter of time before I see an ad for the “smash hit Broadway phenomenon Glory Days”

i don’t always follow online recipes but when i do it takes me 3 times the “est. cooking time” to make

#nowreading SAD CYPRESS, by Agatha Christie #femalewriter #fiction #crimefiction #agathachristie #poirot

A wholesome story for nerds: On Saturday, I was signing books at a local bookstore for Independent Bookstore Day. The store had a signing-palooza with new authors every hour; toward the end of my hour, a woman came up and asked what my book was about. "Dictionaries," I said, and she lit up. 1/n

Marxist Caesar Papist Fusion Everybody talk about Pop muzik

I have a new favourite example of pointed punctuation, from the introduction to Julius Caesar in The Arden Shakespeare’s Third Series “It has been maintained that Compositor B liked, and over-used, colons: it may be so” Hats off, David Daniell

#nowreading The Arden Shakespeare edition of JULIUS CAESAR, edited by David Daniell #shakespeare #ardenshakespeare #play #classics #malewriter @ardenpublisher.bsky.social

#nowreading THE ADHD FIELD GUIDE FOR ADULTS, by Cait Osborn (@catieosaurus.bsky.social) and Erik Gude, with Rennie Dyball #femalewriter #malewriter #nonfiction #ADHD

#nowreading THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, by JD Salinger #malewriter #fiction

#nowreading BLACK COFFEE, by Agatha Christie #femalewriter #play #agathachristie @concordshows.bsky.social

#nowreading WHAT A RIPPER!: 60 Everyday Objects that Shaped Australia, by Tim Ross #malewriter #nonfiction

I just realised that I don’t have any connections to my friends in @thestorygraph.com. If you’re on there, drop your username (DM is fine)

My echo? Pseudo.

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

#NowReading THE LONG GAME, by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social #FemaleWriter #Fiction #mmRomance #HeatedRivalry

Pitch an unnecessary sequel 11 Things I Hate About You (Unless it’s an adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing, in which case *grabby hands*)

Pitch an unnecessary sequel Murder on the Belgrave Limited Express, Stopping all Stations Via the City Loop, Running Express from Richmond to Camberwell, Camberwell to Box Hill, Then Stopping all Stations to Belgrave

#NowReading ROLE MODEL, by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social #FemaleWriter #Fiction #mmRomance #HeatedRivalry

#NowReading COMMON GOAL, by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social #FemaleWriter #Fiction #mmRomance #HeatedRivalry

If you’re lucky, something will happen in your life that gives you a moment of clarity If you’re really lucky, it’ll come with a hot Russian telling you that you are seen and loved

#nowreading TOUGH GUY, by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social #femalewriter #fiction #mmromance #heatedrivalry

I just realised that the #TunaMeltdown lasted for at least 48 hours. They had a game the following day, so Shane won’t have been having/still spiralling over lunch in Montreal with his parents until the day after that #HeatedRivalry

Just my luck. I’m finally making progress in therapy and some dipshit in America has decided to start a potentially world-ending war 🤷🏼

#nowreading The Arden Early Modern Drama edition THE JEW OF MALTA, by Christopher Marlowe, edited by William H Sherman and Chloe Preedy #malewriter #play #ardenearlymoderndrama @bloomsburyacademic.bsky.social

As if we needed more evidence that we’re in the Bad timeline, people are now going to have to convince computers that they’re being friendly On a related note, @theverge.com, it’s a fucking chatbot. It doesn’t “live” anywhere, because IT’S FUCKING SOFTWARE

TIL that it is actually possible for real people to cry that much in therapy I just always assumed it was exaggerated to make it seem more dramatic on telly

Your outdated music references both shake my nerves, AND rattle my brain

Baby James Cromwell looking like Shaggy from “Scooby Doo” in S01 of #TheRockfordFiles

From the @iamthirtyaf.bsky.social account on Instagram (including a post from @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social)

Can’t. Livin’ la vida loca

Can’t. Pushing pineapple and shaking the tree

Can’t. Banging a boomerang

I just realised that, in the photoshoot scene, the reason Ilya keeps laughing is because he can’t believe he’s actually managed to scam the opportunity to look right at Shane’s pretty pretty face, and get paid for it! #HeatedRivalry

Who up Tenanting they Wildfell Hall

#NowReading THE MAN IN THE QUEUE, by Josephine Tey #FemaleWriter #fiction #CrimeFiction #AlanGrant

#nowreading THE 7 STAGES OF GRIEVING, by Wesley Enoch and Deborah Mailman #malewriter #femalewriter #play #australiandrama

A documentary about leeches called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Bleeds

A documentary about the relative merits of amphetamines called Maslow's Hierarchy of Speeds

Shitpost 9 From Outer Space

But I’m a Shitposter

I know What You Shitposted Last Summer

The Last Shitpost of Christ

Dial ‘M’ for Shitpost

Der shitpost über Berlin

Big Shitposts in Little China

Shitpost on the Orient Express

Shitposting Heights

My Shitpost Career

The Tenant of Shitpost Hall