"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

#NowReading THE LONG GAME, by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social #FemaleWriter #Fiction #mmRomance #HeatedRivalry

Pitch an unnecessary sequel 11 Things I Hate About You (Unless it’s an adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing, in which case *grabby hands*)

Pitch an unnecessary sequel Murder on the Belgrave Limited Express, Stopping all Stations Via the City Loop, Running Express from Richmond to Camberwell, Camberwell to Box Hill, Then Stopping all Stations to Belgrave

#NowReading ROLE MODEL, by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social #FemaleWriter #Fiction #mmRomance #HeatedRivalry

#NowReading COMMON GOAL, by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social #FemaleWriter #Fiction #mmRomance #HeatedRivalry

If you’re lucky, something will happen in your life that gives you a moment of clarity If you’re really lucky, it’ll come with a hot Russian telling you that you are seen and loved

#nowreading TOUGH GUY, by @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social #femalewriter #fiction #mmromance #heatedrivalry

I just realised that the #TunaMeltdown lasted for at least 48 hours. They had a game the following day, so Shane won’t have been having/still spiralling over lunch in Montreal with his parents until the day after that #HeatedRivalry

Just my luck. I’m finally making progress in therapy and some dipshit in America has decided to start a potentially world-ending war 🤷🏼

#nowreading The Arden Early Modern Drama edition THE JEW OF MALTA, by Christopher Marlowe, edited by William H Sherman and Chloe Preedy #malewriter #play #ardenearlymoderndrama @bloomsburyacademic.bsky.social

As if we needed more evidence that we’re in the Bad timeline, people are now going to have to convince computers that they’re being friendly On a related note, @theverge.com, it’s a fucking chatbot. It doesn’t “live” anywhere, because IT’S FUCKING SOFTWARE

TIL that it is actually possible for real people to cry that much in therapy I just always assumed it was exaggerated to make it seem more dramatic on telly

Your outdated music references both shake my nerves, AND rattle my brain

Baby James Cromwell looking like Shaggy from “Scooby Doo” in S01 of #TheRockfordFiles

From the @iamthirtyaf.bsky.social account on Instagram (including a post from @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social)

Can’t. Livin’ la vida loca

Can’t. Pushing pineapple and shaking the tree

Can’t. Banging a boomerang

I just realised that, in the photoshoot scene, the reason Ilya keeps laughing is because he can’t believe he’s actually managed to scam the opportunity to look right at Shane’s pretty pretty face, and get paid for it! #HeatedRivalry

Who up Tenanting they Wildfell Hall

#NowReading THE MAN IN THE QUEUE, by Josephine Tey #FemaleWriter #fiction #CrimeFiction #AlanGrant

#nowreading THE 7 STAGES OF GRIEVING, by Wesley Enoch and Deborah Mailman #malewriter #femalewriter #play #australiandrama

A documentary about leeches called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Bleeds

A documentary about the relative merits of amphetamines called Maslow's Hierarchy of Speeds

Shitpost 9 From Outer Space

But I’m a Shitposter

I know What You Shitposted Last Summer

The Last Shitpost of Christ

Dial ‘M’ for Shitpost

Der shitpost über Berlin

Big Shitposts in Little China

Shitpost on the Orient Express

Shitposting Heights

My Shitpost Career

The Tenant of Shitpost Hall

Evil Shitposts, aka A Shitpost in the Dark “A dingo took my shitpost!”

Romancing the Shitpost

The Shitpost for the Prosecution

#nowreading DARK RENAISSANCE: The Dangerous Times and Fatal Genius of Shakespeare’s Greatest Rival, Christopher Marlowe, by Stephen Greenblatt #malewriter #nonfiction

Or, indeed, Charlie and the Shitpost Factory

The Canterbury Shitposts

Y tu shitposts tambien

Indiana Jones and the Crystal Shitposts

Plagiarise a movie to make a Melania sequel The Men Who Stare at Melania

Plagiarise a movie to make a Melania sequel Romy and Melania’s High School Reunion

The Young Ones Ew, no.

I nearly got a Henry V111 a couple of years ago, but ended up going with a Peugeot e208 instead

Make a band tasty: Back Street Po’ Boys