Sometimes my brain completely forgets Lafreniere is still on this team.

Square the fuck up, assholes

THESE FUCKING ASSHOLE NEW YORK RANGERS WENT TO COMMERCIAL DURING THE KREIDER TRIBUTE????

We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative

QUINN HUGHES IS HEADED TO MINNESOTA. 🤯 Per Darren Dreger.

If Jarry gives up at least 4 in his first Oilers game, I will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh

After this game, I'm guessing I'll be told the Rangers "did all the right things" and just got goalie'd again.

I think I'm legally allowed to fight everyone who said David Quinn would fix the power play.

Getting the win would be nice, but holy shit that was clutch to tie it up

Drury should be fired, but he's given out so many large contracts to the vets that would have the most trade value that the Rangers couldn't even rebuild if they wanted to.

Remember, the big argument for AI in the arts is that these “artists” have ideas, hundreds of ideas, thousands, all that was stopping them was the hoards of gatekeeping musicians, writers, illustrators… and not that they were lazy and didn’t want to put in the work.

A successful Rangers afternoon game? In this economy?

TNT: "Do you all want to see the game from a camera angle that looks worse than sitting in the nosebleeds and gives zero unique angle on the play?" Everyone: "No" TNT: "Alrighty, well here it is!"

It's in the 60s today, so big tough guy Luigi gets his scarf.

More like a TruthSocial account, am I right?

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

The /AnaheimDucks' duck-shaped clogs Jacob Trouba and Chris Kreider are rocking are just incredible 🦆

I've never been a huge fan of Parks and Rec, but man so much of this has not aged well.

Has anyone made a "You Winsome, You Losesome" joke yet?

All the guys that want to be loud about masculinity wouldn't even be able to pass on the basics.

I really think that the best way to stop an intellectually anemic stylistically milquetoast bad-faith paycheck troll from winning is to stop turning every quarter-assed essay he publishes into the quote-tweet Super Bowl, but by all means, keep fighting your battle as you see fit

Aside from the fact that I know it made me want to make reading a regular part of my life, A Man Called Ove changed me in ways I just don't think I can fully explain.

It is embarassing that only a news outlet from the UK has an accurate headline while our local papers keep saying "reports" without specifying a liar made that report. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Spoiler alert. You ain't an alpha you a little bitch ass bitch and whatnot.

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

Portnoy is incredibly underrated when it comes to punchable faces.

"I can still smell the onions and the mustard."

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

Zibanejad scoring while that scumbag Kane tried to backcheck was satisfying to watch.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

A good bowl of ice cream has medicinal healing qualities to it.

Lafreniere is probably asking Kreider if there are any spots for him out in Anaheim.

Can Drury please be fired mid-season?

The Knicks defeat the Celtics 105-95 to go 2-0 on the season! 🔥 Jalen Brunson: 31 PTS | 3 REB | 5 AST Karl-Anthony Towns: 26 PTS | 13 REB | 3 AST Jaylen Brown: 23 PTS | 4 REB | 3 AST Sam Hauser: 18 PTS | 3 REB

Jenna Ortega has not refused to date me, she has simply refused to articulate her position.

I'm going to get a lot of good reading done with the Rangers on as background noise.

Rangers legend

I'm entitled to financial compensation from all the people who said David Quinn would fix this power play.

“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.” Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.

If Panarin keeps this up, he's gonna end up signing for a real cheap price.

Carson Soucy has more goals than Panarin. I think we need to have a conversation about who is actually the elite Ranger.

Well the Rangers can only go up from here!

I'm not sure having a guy go "How cool is that?!" and then cutting to Jared Leto is exactly enticing me to see the new Tron movie.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Sorry but this is the exact right response, regardless of who it's from. www.cnn.com/2025/09/24/p...

AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

It's 10:34 and I have the window cracked open as it rains and there's a slight cool breeze. Pleeeeease let there be more of this.