Here's your pull quote: "MELANIA - So successful it brought down the house in the East Wing."

This was spot on

somewhere in the vast ocean a fish is just swimming along completely unaware it'll soon be caught, filleted, breaded, deep fried, topped with tarter sauce and cheese, shoved in a bun, devoured, release the exact dose of cholesterol needed to stop a heartbeat, and save humanity from ruin

This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!! Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!

The purpose of the United States Constitution is to limit the power of the Federal Government, not the American People. #Truth

Calling it now - Epstein had the pee tape.

“Americans can always be trusted to do the right thing, once all other possibilities have been exhausted.” -Winston Churchill

Jimmy Fallon must be sweating in his boots right now.

Catchy. Makes me want to dance like I'm pleasuring two giraffes. @scoopernicus.bsky.social @johngeoffrion.bsky.social

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

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Eagles know...

Maybe no one should tell him about pop and rock bands, otherwise we'll be paying 100% tax on Beatles and Stones albums.

Genuinely the stupidest motherfucker in the history of stupid motherfuckers. Aside from the question of how these could be administered and what counts as "produced elsewhere," the inevitable retaliatory tariffs would absolutely kill foreign box office for US studios. www.cnn.com/2025/05/04/m...

#tariffs #heardmarshallislands

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Better stock up on your Chardonnay. Or learn to love Thunderbird...

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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

State of the Union in 6 seconds.

You can literally see the stock market plunge in real-time on Fox News as Trump announces new tariffs.

‘Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.’

@sjw-catie.bsky.social @mpgaff01.bsky.social @buckbbagawk.bsky.social @johngeoffrion.bsky.social @sailorparky.bsky.social

MAGA supporters on Truth Social are very upset at Trump for posting his bizarre “Trump Gaza” video.

Resist.

He nails it.

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Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it. Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on. Making this my pinned post.

💯 I completely agree with this take by Rick Wilson. “Y'all might want to do any and everything you can to save it before it’s too late.” cc: @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social @adamschiff.com @schiff.senate.gov