“Americans can always be trusted to do the right thing, once all other possibilities have been exhausted.” -Winston Churchill

Jimmy Fallon must be sweating in his boots right now.

Catchy. Makes me want to dance like I'm pleasuring two giraffes. @scoopernicus.bsky.social @johngeoffrion.bsky.social

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

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Eagles know...

Maybe no one should tell him about pop and rock bands, otherwise we'll be paying 100% tax on Beatles and Stones albums.

Genuinely the stupidest motherfucker in the history of stupid motherfuckers. Aside from the question of how these could be administered and what counts as "produced elsewhere," the inevitable retaliatory tariffs would absolutely kill foreign box office for US studios. www.cnn.com/2025/05/04/m...

Sooner or later, we're ALL going to be Kilmar Abrego Garcia

#tariffs #heardmarshallislands

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Better stock up on your Chardonnay. Or learn to love Thunderbird...

"You might have to suffer a bit" is the MAGA version of "Let them eat cake." When a politician tells you it's your duty to sacrifice for THEIR principles, it's time to start building guillotines.

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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

The only takeaway from last night's SOTU speech that actually matters so far as our future is concerned is that only ONE democrat was removed from the chamber for standing up to Trump's bullshit. Only one old democrat with a cane and no fucks left for fascism. It should have been ALL of them.

State of the Union in 6 seconds.

You can literally see the stock market plunge in real-time on Fox News as Trump announces new tariffs.

‘Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.’

@sjw-catie.bsky.social @mpgaff01.bsky.social @buckbbagawk.bsky.social @johngeoffrion.bsky.social @sailorparky.bsky.social

MAGA supporters on Truth Social are very upset at Trump for posting his bizarre “Trump Gaza” video.

Resist.

He nails it.

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Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it. Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on. Making this my pinned post.

💯 I completely agree with this take by Rick Wilson. “Y'all might want to do any and everything you can to save it before it’s too late.” cc: @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social @adamschiff.com @schiff.senate.gov

Trump wants to distract you from the fact that he gutted the Aviation Safety Committee and ousted the FAA administrator last week. Don’t let him.

What in the Sweet Chocolate Christ is this Angry Oompa Loompa talking about?!

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And stay out!