i would rather have bad sound than see someone hold a baby mic

the bullet would say fuck ICE not buying it

ok also how did he draw this so fast

obsessed w hating this billionaire freak

was honored to contribute a portrait of charlie for the memorial

no comment

why did i have to see this right before falling asleep

i will take back everything i’ve ever said about jimmy fallon if he does an ‘i am spartacus’ right now

can be proud of my team for once

ok but robert redford’s father 🥵

had no idea kash patel’s voice was so weenie.

would

a 50 yr old having a birthday book? that’s a red flag

this post charlie kirk climate is giving post 9/11.

started watching a movie because i saw a post about it that questioned the director’s mental health

no one is happier right now than phillies karen

sigh

i don’t believe anyone who says this has pushed them to the right. completely weird lie

democratic politicians seem to have trouble differentiating being respectful about a death and jumping fully into delusional ass kissing

this is the funniest possible reason not to go see the wizard of oz at the sphere

what a paragraph

talked to @mollyjongfast.bsky.social

one thing that makes me feel better is reading speculation of medical conditions that are killing trump

nothing more satisfying than seeing someone popular online that you’ve thought was annoying forever finally get their ass handed to them

This week marks the final part of The Valley reunion, and the final part of Jax Taylor! I'm joined by host of Hollywood Crime Scene @desijed.bsky.social and we get into the tangled web of Janet and Jason and Danny and Nia, Andy snaps and more! Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

pro gun people are always the biggest pussies

me sexily: let me go slip into something more comfortable… *comes back into room wearing these*

never in a million years would i have guessed why Dean Cain was trending

For Maureen McCormick's birthday, a 1979 episode of the religious anthology series INSIGHT w/ the beloved BRADY BUNCH star as a troubled girl seeking love. Directed by Ted Post. I saw this in grammar school circa 1981 and it made quite an impact. YouTube: youtu.be/QoxoDLYrsNE?... #TVSky #BOTD

why am i enjoying this billy joel doc?

Roland Emmerich just got rock hard

Hero

peak loser behavior is making a post to wish a politician a happy birthday

i would watch a reality show of people in Martha’s Vineyard snubbing alan dershowitz

i need the person who didn’t vote for him to be exposed even more after watching this incredible speech

he always strikes the perfect balance of evil and pathetic

Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.

I wrote an essay about Hulk Hogan and Hulkamania and faces and heels for @rollingstone.com Link in replies!

fixed it

imagine doing this?

this guy talking about his receding hairline just said ‘i look like jude law.’ sir….

nightmare blunt rotation

rare to have photographic evidence of the exact moment a child’s innocence was lost

oh no

hulk hogan died? not the one i’m praying for but definitely getting closer.

I have the honor of setting down a few thoughts in words about one of the most important musical figures in my life. May he rest in the knowledge that he gave voice to sentiments many struggle to express.

Poor Ravioli has been at the shelter for a long time. 💔 He's very handsome and wants affection badly, but he's prone to getting overstimulated. Posting in hopes that maybe a quiet, cat-savvy person in Vermont might see this! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...

trisha paytas strikes again RIP ozzy

one thing i needlessly worry about is if i were ever a conjoined twin what I’d do if i had to fuck my twin’s husband