well at least we have the dumbest, most morally bankrupt person alive in charge

please enjoy my

testicles are the guacamole of penis creation

this cheered me up

nothing makes me lose my will to live more than having to go into guitar center

i’m not well

i’ve never been more innocent than just now, trying to find an old mickey rooney film clip and searching ‘girl crazy dildo’ not what i was looking for!!

the way i rushed to the new ryan lizza post and was immediately rewarded

i didn’t believe trump blew bubba until i saw this pic

the way I go from ‘I wish I was mary’ to ‘never mind’ in just a few lyrics is wild

a bop

Me as a child seeing Bernadette Peters and Steve Martin sing ‘Tonight You Belong to Me’ in The Jerk for the first time: This is romance

also boring

boring

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

wish i could see debra messing crying

i respect sliwa voters more than cuomo voters

the bad news is we can no longer say ‘why not dick cheney?’ when someone cool dies

great inning!

i regret looking into why everyone was talking about shit

i feel at my most disgusting when getting a pedicure

whenever you go to the airport you will see a pink man with a southern accent on a business trip talking to everyone

i would rather have bad sound than see someone hold a baby mic

the bullet would say fuck ICE not buying it

ok also how did he draw this so fast

obsessed w hating this billionaire freak

was honored to contribute a portrait of charlie for the memorial

no comment

why did i have to see this right before falling asleep

i will take back everything i’ve ever said about jimmy fallon if he does an ‘i am spartacus’ right now

can be proud of my team for once

ok but robert redford’s father 🥵

had no idea kash patel’s voice was so weenie.

would

a 50 yr old having a birthday book? that’s a red flag

this post charlie kirk climate is giving post 9/11.

started watching a movie because i saw a post about it that questioned the director’s mental health

no one is happier right now than phillies karen

sigh

i don’t believe anyone who says this has pushed them to the right. completely weird lie

democratic politicians seem to have trouble differentiating being respectful about a death and jumping fully into delusional ass kissing

this is the funniest possible reason not to go see the wizard of oz at the sphere

what a paragraph

talked to @mollyjongfast.bsky.social

one thing that makes me feel better is reading speculation of medical conditions that are killing trump

nothing more satisfying than seeing someone popular online that you’ve thought was annoying forever finally get their ass handed to them

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