I could watch Richard Sherman’s reaction to the Seahawks win over the Rams 200 times.

The Seattle Mariners are God's Special Little Baseball Boys.

I think we’ve approached the point where the Ms are pitching a no no and we shouldn’t talk about them or even make eye contact with each other.

Hard to imagine two people I’d have less interest in listening to talk about the Mariners than A Rod and Jeter.

When Aaron Judge can work a pitcher off the ledge and into stealing Game One call me. Cal is the 🐐

A mark of greatness in my profession (acting, not shitposting) is an effortless quality. One of the reasons Diane Keaton doesn’t get the same roses as, say Meryl Streep or Glenn Close, is she made it look so easy. It definitely was not. One of the greats.

Thoughts on Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl and why it matters

BASEBALL FANS UPSET AT RECEIVING EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF BASEBALL "I came here hoping to see the normal amount of nothing happening. But this is more nothing than I prepared for," said one attendee.

So the right is saying the murder of a right wing podcaster but an ultra right wing teen for not being racist enough is the same thing as a black man being choked to death by the police on a crowded street is a thing.

If you are looking for the worst customer service combined with the least useful systems let me introduce you to @fedex

Grubb is a terrorist

Be clear: the Dems lost to this and zero evidence that they have learned anything.

That army parade was straight outta Spinal Tap.

Is swear I’ll never understand being an absentee dad. Indoctrinated your kids in shit you love is literally the biggest fucking high you can get

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

Sturgill MF Simpson. If you don’t know now you do

Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal

MIT following Harvard's lead here

If two presidents colluding on TV to resurrect and profit from kidnapping and slavery in the middle of Passover isn't antisemitic I don't know what is. After a Pesach arson. We are in hell.

Best coffee mug at our hotel

The most heartbreaking part of Passover used to be the most inspiring. The vile and intentional disregard for the most foundational of all Jewish principles: we were once strangers in a strange land. I fucking hate the Israeli government and it breaks my heart to do so.

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

Did a thing at the Seattle rally today and gotta say it was dope. www.sithere.org

If folks had voted for the Black lady who wanted to tax the rich and give everyone else a tax cut, we wouldn’t be having this problem. This guy nails it. 🔥

So the people that literally handed out million dollar checks to voters think we were getting paid at the rallies? Got it.

Not only should you stop allowing the smear of antisemitism stop you from criticizing an apartheid state committing a genocide as we speak, you should be actively engaged in refuting and resisting any individual or institution working to silence you through these smears. Get. Angry.

They got a special place there for me I’m told

What’s the last year you could be born and still get this reference?

literally every time I talk to friends

Woke up early and am loving some early 90s GD and rewriting my manuscript. Good fucking morning you filthy animals

I want to slip into happy weekend mode, but it feels like we're always 'BREAKING NEWS' away from going out for a couple Molotov cocktails 🍾

Freebase was wild back in the day but not sure it was better than the high I just got from getting my inbox to zero

Don’t tell me this town got no heart

Phoebe in her Mad Scientist Era

I feel seen

Not sure who needs to hear this but the 2nd set ipening triplet of Miracle>Bertha>Good Love is as good as it gets The best part are the gratitous Phil Bombs in Bertha so on point you can hear Phil’s shit eating grin a fucking delight all the way around relisten.net/grateful-dea...

Some of you don’t sit in your car and rock out til the end of the song and it shows

Love me some Iggle fans

Hockey