I’m high so you’re going to wait a couple of extra minutes between sexts, bear with me yum, bears 🤤

The seductive masseuse scenario has never appealed to me unless it includes that the seduction comes AFTER the full massage duration. Waste my 90 minutes on questionable dick? Nah.

Keep them waiting for YOUR message. Trust me, I’ve got three on the line right now 🎣

Apparently when I’m exceptionally shy I have a lip quiver And then I go she-wolf 🐺

Thought I was depressed but turns out I just needed multiple orgasms and a good dick.

If you experienced the lover girl version of me, count yourself lucky. Now I read every message like

Your feral 🤝 my feral In my office. Now.

I once gave a man his first orgasm after getting the snip-snip and you’re welcome, Jason

oh hey, I didn’t see you there

I’m not asking for much, just a roster of lovers to rival Blanche Devereaux’s

My new fuckbuddy is a delivery driver and best believe I have all the best come-ons WAITING

“I had a bad day and I just kinda think seeing your dick would help” and other sweet nothings to whisper in his ear

“Oh fuck, I just knew it would be pretty” and other things I may or may not have said on a first date

"go fuck yourself" im a chronic masturbator, bitch, GLADLY.

as to terminology: COCK is my favorite. followed by dick. penis is too clinical. dong, schlong, willy… meeeh, not sexy. thanks for tuning in to my CockTalk!

Listen to you, moaning and crying out like you want everyone to know we're fucking. Well, since the only way to shut you up is to make you suck cock... *pushes a dildo into your mouth*

oh hey, I didn’t see you there

Get his ass, Your Holiness

the worst 😩

I’m not saying tormenting men is the only reason I decided to paint my nails red but

“Okay, listen,” she said, glaring down at her lap. “I’M not even a slut, it’s YOU!”

when I meet a polyamorous person who clearly communicates their expectations, respects my boundaries, and knows how to manage their time and energy

my skeets come to me in a James Earl Jones voice

I think having a dom play with my day collar while we sit at a coffee shop, reaching under my hair to tug at it until the fine chainlink bites into the tender skin of my throat and then smiling at me knowingly qualifies as a booktok moment.

Access to me is a privilege.

'Freedom' in polyamory doesn't mean 'doing whatever you want without consequences'. We are 'free' in the sense that we have AGENCY and CHOICE to customise our relationships according to what feels good to the people involved.

real hypersexual demisexual yearning hours over here

No, I don't stare at my own ass >_> I mean maybe....okay I do, but it is a nice ass~

Ask not for whom this pussy pops; it pops for thee.

I hope you know if I flirt with you it's with intent. I'm not just saying your dick looks nice for the vibe. I'll really suck it if you let me and the opportunity is there. 👉👈

👋

I just am not living if I’m not giving a bearded man work boners via surprise lewds

Whoopsie, found one.

I’m declaring it Daddy season because it was (accurately) pointed out that I always find a new one around this time of year.

“Whoa whoa, slow down, you’re too good —“

And on the third day arose the urge in me to get dicked down until I scream

Old job: didn’t have enough energy to get through the day, constantly drained New job: awake from 9 hours of sleep, already exercised, already showered and laying in bed reading while naked by 6:30 AM on a Sunday morning

I heard today’s the day to “come again” so get on that.

Do you always get inexplicably relentlessly horny before holidays? This is a poll, for science.

went to the zoo today with new coworkers. am sleepy, nap time 😴

I miss having a hyperfixation on someone. Damn emotional regulation.

reminding myself that i can be anxious and hot at the same time, both can coexist

Stop flirting with me, no meat on good Friday.

If I was a siren born to lure sailors to their watery grave using my enchanted voice, I'd probably make the "wee-woo wee-woo" noise that emergency vehicles do. Just for good measure

It’s always interesting reading books by male authors and thinking, “Okay, do you KNOW you’re doing ‘manic pixie dream girl’ right now or is it an accident?”

polyamorous person: I’m really struggling in my relationship! society: hm well it’s your fault cuz polyamory never works, maybe just be normal polyamorous person: I’m really happy in my relationship! society: impossible. you must be lying. or being manipulated. you need help

polyamorous folks, what is the name of your polycule group chat and why is it “polycool”, “polycute”, or “polycult”