There's guys in my house....she calls to me like a siren

Not exaggerating it's 2pm I'm going to bed

I keep having what I call snake meals where I inhale all my daily calories in one go then go to bed

I just so rarely get a justification to unleash the absolute feral cunt I have chained in my subconscious like a jinchuriki

I haven't had a proper nemesis in years it's so boring. All I've been getting is coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb situations and that's no fun 😔

being trans online is like [posts a silly joke] [sees news abt government trying to exterminate us] [like funny post by trans friend] [more news about gov wanting us dead] [repost funny joke] [trans friend shares horrible news about insurance issues/sexual violence/abusive family] [sees funny post]

Actually while I'm on it frankly.... A lot of rippers feel like I'm just shooting the disabled. On the other hand cannibal bandit clans are very accessible and supportive it seems.

It's the obsession with trans people that gets me. Like we all know it's a distraction from the mass failures of the state of world governments but it's such a niche group of people to pick out and I guess cruelty has always been the point. Anyways to sum up

One of my closest friends is one of those would sooner die than put someone out people and idk why she keeps needing reassurance from me cause I am both incredibly easy going and bluntly honest so you'd know well in advance if my tits were in a twist

I fuckin love topper and leggies. Idk there was a je ne sais quoi about marriage counseling an insane vaguely Scottish bifricated man and his sentient robotic spider legs

oh she’s a bitsy spider

Not a god damn thing in this house to eat so I'm being resourceful and gay so I'm making crepes. Idk we'd leftover pancake Tuesday stuff

Now that it's 2026 statistically there's some grown up leash kids who can vote now

I'm only watching recipe videos if they're fat I'm being so serious

stop making me aware of british people

We didn't bastardise the English language into "ye", "yiz", "youse" and "yousins" to have Irish people unconnected to the US or other places it's used in saying "y'all", unless you're referring to the town in Cork we've PERFECTLY ADEQUATE second person plural pronouns at HOME

posting 'mommy' under my friend's selfie & being immediately indicted and tried in absentia via zoom by the dung-age wasteland called the "united kingdom". the judge wobbles his habsburg jaw as he sentences me to hard labour. five years in the data mines owned by Lord Childtraffick of Molestershire

Sometimes a girl really can have it all 🥰

Goth bitch talks about death again yeah yeah but I really like the traditional Japanese family altars where they commemorate the dead in their homes.

Changed my mind I'm having a pizza

Getting off work, going home and jacking OFFFFFFFF

In hindsight why did nobody intervene when I, a mental patient, slept with & named a hammer. Like Geraldine is still in my bedside locker cause as home defence systems go the large naked bitch swinging a hammer is a strong one but still.

What's with the last few years and songs being 2 and a half minutes go all the way to hell and then fuck off some more

get weirder 🫵

This is what I think I look like when I'm drunk

Primadonna girl?......yeah 😔

I don't do drugs however if time travel ever comes to pass I'm doing 80s cocaine and quaaludes

A lot of talk in your 30+ friend group is gonna be your various ailments/conditions. One of ems got a manageable cancer tho so they're winning 🙄

My cats started throwing his head back when he shoves his face in the bowl while I'm pouring his food in to knock more food in the bowl like you big back my 600lb life bitch this is the greed they talk about in the Bible

My gender affirmation plans include fangs btw

Torn But Whole

I'm pretty immune to comparing myself to others achievements however I really hoped to have an ex husband by now

Hydration is evil I always gotta pee

I'm glad I'm not in an area with like possums and raccoons and shit I cannot be trusted. When the foxes come back out with their kits I will also be trying to befriend them

This is funny but VERY real! 😭😂😭😭

Occasionally I too show them city boys things they've only seen in naychur dock-u-mentries

Peak female performance specimen

Borderlands 4 review: better than 3 I guess and it had me in the first half but didn't character build for shit so the mostly new cast of cunts meant absolutely fuck all to me. I still don't understand why the enemy levels vary so wildly even between rooms so truly what's the point of side quests.

Sexually.

I need a fucker with a big nose and a heavy brow so I can maul him

Shart term memory loss

Bored as hell might start one of those the end is nigh (positive) cults

I've been directly instructed by my superiors to not feed the cat so I'm gonna feed the cat where the cctv can't see me

Ok it's boring me now. I was under levelled which is fine, went away and grinded ok cool. Came back and the enemies jumped the same distance so they're always going to be 5-6 levels higher than me like fuck off there's no skill to this it's just dwindling numbers and respawning again and again

I have a small friction burn on my sack and I'm absolutely livid about it

And you are a pig from hell

Hello???

If you want goth trans bitches with fat asses this is what you're gonna hear em yap about

My rabbit holes lead me to places I wouldn't go with a gun like how do you explain an above average knowledge of funerary cannibalism and not look fucking insane

AND A BNNUY oh I'm having a blessed night