I'm somewhat of a document hoarder and I'm trying to streamline down to what I actually need and not bank statements from when I was 16 but part of my mind is screaming that revenues gonna come for me when that current account doesn't even exist anymore

Kinda need to beat a man with a pipe, you can discuss this amongst yourselves whether this is a fetish thing or not

queerbaiting in media is no longer real you just either can’t handle erotica more sexual than a charmin toilet paper commercial or you simply have a fetish for being edged by a media corporation

I have this in-built inability to finish decorating or furnishing I'm incapable of finishing decorating my bedroom because I'm poor and everything comes in piecemeal and by the time I get one this something else needs to be done literally give me a grand tomorrow and I'll finish.

Aldi saw my ass coming they'd carnivorous plants right inside the door

Ugh let's get it together 😩

Is anyone else getting anti wanking YouTube ads or is this my own personal hell

Having a fuck of a time trying to find a new game to play cause I don't do online multiplayer and my themes tend to lean towards stealth and magic. Basically anything you'd compare to dishonored and don't say prey and deathloop obviously I've given divine pussy indulgence to arkane.

This attempt at quitting smoking/vaping might be the one™️ cause I truly haven't had a craving. Just decided I was done and the little demon on my dopamine receptors that's been there for the past 17 years hasn't even argued with me.

I'm gonna need to start making quads cause I keep making double espressos and going back an hour later. Id once again like to thank my mother for the mental illnesses and addictions.

I went for a succulent midday nap at 1pm yesterday, it is now 7am and I'd still be asleep if my bladder hadn't woke me

Amigos, there are over 1200 names on this list, not 12 and while I agree that the recognizable names are loser has-beens, there are many powerful gatekeepers and representatives on it. Hollywood is Zionist headquarters and behind the scenes a small group is fighting them (and getting blacklisted)

Can someone answer me what's these whispers about Connolly's controversial views cause I can't get a straight answer out of anyone

Now Bluetooth headphones, explain to me why you wanted access to my contacts in order to pair, quickly.

Non-Irish people should be told that Ireland is creased with national hilarity because the Catholic conservative candidate who failed to get enough support did a presser to talk about how Ireland had been cheated out of having a real 'people's candidate' while holding a €20K+ Hermes handbag.

Thank God we live in a world where the British don't exist

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Google needs to be burned to the ground Im so serious. My nudes and a couple dozen other people's just sitting there and I know for a fact I didn't save them but whatever messenger auto saved them to the Google cloud in like 2018 and only for the fact this is a Google phone I'd have had no idea.

Not that I'm complaining but after accessing the developer settings on this phone it was a bold move for my carrier not to lock my phone to themselves considering I bought it from them and not a third party. Guess I'm going full anti spyware and jailbreaking this bitch and installing a different OS.

Mentally I'm here

We lost water cause some tit belongin to the council burst the water mains yesterday all this to say I woke up stumbled to the kitchen and skulled a pint of water out of the tap and it burned a little 🥰💖😍 and when I poured another to see the water was white and cloudy 🤩🌟🌠

Having a bitch of a time trying to find resources/language workbooks for adults as gaeilge as a refresh cause, like most, I stopped using it after the leaving cert and have gone from fluent to just scraps of the language. They made it so purposely painful when it should be an act of retribution.

Anyone using Snapchat past the age of 24 needs to be put on a list.

They didn't have any screen protectors or cases for my new phone so I'll be holding it like a Faberge egg until Amazon delivers

I feel like I've been too calm lately I haven't done anything over the top ridiculous and sexy in some time. Like I sold a phone that technically didn't belong to me earlier and not even a blip.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.

Met a friend for a coffee earlier and the conversation basically went like "So my 94 year old grandfather is planning to kill himself in November"

The new phone scrambled the order of my gallery so it threw these up but look at the baby photos 😭😭😭

I'm incredibly pro physical media ownership however there's a part of me that's semi minimalist and I'll sell games I know I'm done with periodically

I'm about to fuck up these BBQ wings and take a 12 hour nap

This is everyones reminder to check clouds I found nudes from myself; dudes I don't remember and a guy I'm 90% sure is dead from 2012 Jesus fucking Christ

Bought a new phone ergo I am a brand new bitch

What if I got really into exotic animal care again….no thats a bad idea

I keep having this thing happen where I start looking at replacing something and the kinda shitty version i have just breaks. In 24hrs I have stuck a knee through 3 bed slats like OK I GET THE POINT

Ive made a grievous mistake and found out labradors are actually quite affordable. Anyways probably this time next year a black lab called either Shadow, Nyx or Púca (Irish for ghost).

Ugh I want a dog so bad. I’m regularly in contact with dogs but like for the first time since I was 12 I haven’t got my own dog and the world feels off. Idek what kind and thank god or I’d just go get one, really appreciate my brother getting a springer spaniel to make me realise my one was lazy.

I’m starting to realise why anti-tech people sound/go insane like this shit is evil and inescapable. I’d admire the sadism if it wasn’t mostly for something as insipid as advertising every second possible.

It only took a month of putting off that minor task that took half an hour but I did it

Himbo is not a title you can apply to yourself it is earned, at best you’re a well meaning moron.

I’m a quirky girl I do quirky things like 2am woodworking to distract myself from the voices

Every Irish person knows what it means but I struggle to explain to others what it means when I say I don’t believe in god but I’m culturally catholic

Wait tylenol is just fuckin paracetamol? Oh yere country is so fucking stupid

Was this too niche of a shark tank pitch?

She's right, for good or bad, as the IRA were part of the fabric of Ireland. That doesn't equate to Ireland = IRA, same as Palestine ≠ Hamas, but part of the fabric nonetheless, people getting their grundies all shitty need to look at the GFA or learn how to read. PART of the fabric. Fuckin hell.

Anthropodermic bibliopegy, binding books in human skin, is too much of a mouthful. It’s 2025 I propose the next step in human book binding progress, the Skindle™️

Happy First day of Autumn

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

You couldn’t make father ted again because you’re an insufferable cunt and nobody wants to work with you.