NY Times editorial pages right now:

Was watching Sicario when this all went down and I gotta tell you, it wasn’t even darkly funny.

Me and the cat staring at each other over vomit on a just cleaned carpet

Had to run to Kohls. There’s one guy here buying clearance pajamas and another buying a rolling pin and lingerie. Truly men who know what their partners want.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

I really hope they gave @marawilson.bsky.social one of those amazing monogrammed Bellevue Hospital robes from Miracle on 34th Street. Truly an amazing costume design touch.

iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.

I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

One thing worth remembering as all of this Epstein stuff roils is that we know of multiple occasions in which women were paid to keep them from talking about having sex with Trump.

I can’t believe I waited until my 40’s to realize club sandwiches rule.

I’m so fucking mad. This is such devastatingly sick burn. I’m like Salieri watching Mozart, knowing he‘ll never be anywhere near that good.

2026 is gonna be my year

Narrator: Funnily enough, he can’t do that.

the democrats fucked up the shutdown but they are going to, in raw political calculations, benefit tremendously because "these fuckers jacked your insurance premiums through the roof along with beef prices" is a really easy message republicans just want you to die, as usual

I want to go to a magic show with this person, just to watch them stroke out from all the lies. “Magic isn’t real!” they scream at a row of children before collapsing.

10/10 description of RFK Jr. Say this description to any American and they will immediately know who you are talking about.

I feel like if the Court tries to nullify birthright citizenship then House Democrats should commit to impeaching all the Republican justices as soon as they get a majority. Even if the Senate won’t convict, make them make a spectacle out of it.

I really hope these twisted fucks like Kansas winters at Fort Leavenworth.

I’m blessed with an amazing wife, dual incomes, & no kids, so I was looking at #Broncos to haul my mid-life crisis dog. After watching @jimfarley.bsky.social’s silence while the gutter racist President insulted Americans, Ford is off the table. Looks like Honda for me.

Come see America, get lost inside our majestic vaginas.

Feet first into the metaphorical wood-chipper for this asshole. His name needs to be so thoroughly dredged through the mud and his punishment so severe they no American dares try this behavior again. Benedict Arnold had more honor than this piece of shit.

This is particularly ridiculous when 1)as a prominent reporter/podcaster with the Times these were basically the only topics Astead covered in 2024 (as part of a major drumbeat of coverage) and 2)he "mysteriously" lost interest in the subjects of presidential age and popularity in January 2025

I thought about the race car driver. How he drove around that track with cunning speed, yet, he drove home in a Buick Skylark to race his trans-am slot car. I think about the race car driver, driving his Buick car home to his slot car. The same car that would drive him to a slot in death’s ledger.

I love being wealthy enough to use Tide Pods indiscriminately. Fuck it, toss 3 in with this load. Let the microplastics subsume me.

'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean. A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here

These men are sick and utterly depraved.

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

This one’s evergreen:

Pluribus is easily the best season of the X-Files season since the 90’s.

A majority of my BlueSky time is spent standing in my yard staring at the screen while gently saying “Let’s go pee Fozzie!” Not at all alarming to outside observers.

Normally, it's a problem if you say something to a federal court then the next day go online and admit you lied, but we're only talking about the President, the DOJ, and the US Attorneys lying about his plan to illegally withhold funds to starve people, so there likely won't be any consequences.

My wife very kindly bought fun-sized candy bars. I ate most, then claimed to be a “full sized bar house, now and forever.” I bought full bars and 24 beers for parents. We’ve had zero trick-or-treaters and it’s 8 pm.

Watching this same behavior trickle down as companies like Gannett and Alden Global Capital slowly devour once independent local newspapers.

ICE / CBP really failing to beat the Schutzstaffel comparisons.

Aw shit, I’m a reply guy.

My steak is going to be so good y’all!

We watched Good Boy with our two good boys. Fozzie Bear was very upset when the screen dog made sad noises.

Me: I’m going to compose a thoughtful reply. The reply: “But what if, bears?”

jacobin is buzzfeed "you won't BELIEVE number 8" for people whose entire political identity is "mad at the democratic party"

it is never okay to take out your frustration on service people and people who do have low moral character

Well, it was a barrel of fun year to be a Brewers fan this year. To my entire family in LA, I hope the hellhole of sin you inhabit breaks off into the ocean and sinks.

"Why shucks, I'm just a lil' smol bean country boy and here in the big city y'all plant Nazi flags in our offices."

I’m taking the plunge - going to redecorate my office like a video store. I’m hoping it has the added benefit of throwing people off when it looks like I’m working in 1992. Right now, what I’ve got looks more like the creepy porn closets those stores had.

I appreciate the Blue Jays for knocking out the hated Yankees but I think the clear optimal postseason outcome at this point is a Mariners v Brewers World Series, in which the teams would combine for zero championships a team being guaranteed their first title would be pretty fucking cool

Watching the 1995 cartoon The Critic on DVD, and it’s so beautiful. We’ve lost an entire pop-culture art form over time.