posting and deleting drafts feels like letting a butterfly free

the alligator tells a true story, but with a few little lies interspersed to make the plot more interesting.

raising a cow, giving it a loving home, it gets older. it's hard for me i love them, i slaughter the cow for meat. put whole cow in microwave for three hours it gets really weird and shit i take one bite and say it's too well done plus it needs salt and throw it away

i heard they’re hunting fags like me for sport soon!

becoming the woah vicky of anarchist thought

masc winona I will do anything for you

it's not even the best version

thinking abt the sigourney weaver winona ryder photo again...

im so goddamn tired lol

OH MY GOD?!

dont make me tap the sign.

im actually the guy they send out to pick up all the little bits of grenades after they explode… it’s thankless work but someones gotta do it

i’m literally so mad that i was too young to do drugs when salvia was legal

K2 lowkey fell off

found out they’re holding the next worlds fair in riyadh dude my dog is going to have so much fun

realizing i’m going to have to log back online if i want anything i make to get any traction has been crushing lowkey, i would literally rather die than use insta again

i need to road trip so goddamn bad its not even funny

so basically… i’m gay as fuck and i just made bread

whenever i work on music i feel like a shriveled up little prune at the end

godzilla vs megaguirus

i cant believe it... pjackk is really gone...

im being exiled to roku city for my philosophical beliefs

going to the poop deli to order a half pound of poop

bro if you don't come outside and play with my ass...

saw trap where you have to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes indoors

*unrolling your foreskin to see it’s wearing a wire* dude what the fuck you told me you werent a cop this is entrapment

holding up traffic because i’m entranced with the way that the dewy spring droplets reflect off the passing cars

on the phone full volume speakerphone on the train berating an underling for tripping over the large exposed cord to my hog blood ray

finishing plotting out this song thats been pulling me along by the seat of my pants for the last week and realizing its going to be like 10-12 minutes long

listening to the xiu xiu cover of only girl in the world again... everyone say thank you jamie stewart

still thinking about the pbr i drank last night

Fresh Loaf

gorpcore princess/skirtbag/warphan

"your honor pull up her searches." a slide cycles into place, ch-ch: how to go beastmode on hamster. stammering, I say that it didn't even hurt the hamster ch-ch:how to raise the dead i was just asking! ch-ch: is frankenstein the monster or the guy? it's the guy!!

they need to bring back cohost for a single day

its awesome that americans have been making the mistake of biggest/most expensive = best when it comes to their military for the last like 75 years and still havent figured it out

ughhhh another one of my paypigs just got laid off from raytheon how am i going to afford my wojack themed mcclaren now 😡 bro fuck AI

mods! baptize his dog!

i cant wait to become super insufferable with my photography this summer

got an inflamed posting tract again... i have gotta stop sticking my tendril out where it doesnt belong

explaining to my irate neighbor that the way I roll joints actually prevents secondhand smoke from affecting toddlers

at the request of my dear colleague francis i present to you the first three of a series of panels describing the types of trans guy that exist via metal gear solid. in this case 1-3

i’m assembling a very confusing team

they need to put 9/11 footwerking in the criterion collection

i bet being quartered would feel so good for like 3 seconds

OBAA was so good…

we need to stop making labradoodles until we figure out what the FUCK is going on